"Plant porn."

"They're bigender!"

"She was actually wearing a dress!"

"He's Fortnite"

"[MS] tries to convince me he's not shady."

"I don't have a favorite student. I hate everyone equally."

"Don't act like [MS]."

"When they do a baptism, they dunk the baby."

"Did you know tsunamis can hit [State I live in]? Well, one's about to hit if I don't go to the bathroom."
"Ok, go, your nickname's now Tsunami."

"She'd rather juice Fortnite."

"Do you know where you're going?"
"Nope!"