Yrsa: I'll destroy you, vile creature

Lyra: Try it, you white whore

Alacar: Alright that's enough of that *installs lots and lots of lust in the goddesses*

Yrsa: I see you in a whole new light

Lyra: Darling, wait till you see me in the dark

*kisses kisses kisses kisses...*

*yuri fan girls dying*

Alacar: My work here is done. But I'll stick around for a bit ~

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*Dominic being horribly beaten by Octavian*

Thorn: Alacar your a third party! Do something

Alacar: Remember, your the one who asked. *installs lots more lust*

Octavian: I don't know how you did it, but you crawled into my heart when I wasn't looking. Now I know where I wanna crawl into you

Dominic: Octavian, come make me feel better

*ya know, starts*

*Thorn and Eliaria with mouths a gap and dies*

Alacar: Happy now darling?

*yaoi fan girls screaming*

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Iris and Finn after a fight

Alacar: you know, I'm not even, no, I'm not that nice.

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME