After school, I was walking down the street when a bright pink Duel Runner suddenly sped past me.

"Sheesh... if they go any faster, they're going to get a speeding ticket."

As I joked to myself, the same bright pink Duel Runner took a u-turn and stopped next to me.

"...huh?"

The rider rolled down the black tinted windows and looked at me excitedly.

"Found you!"

I couldn't see their face because they were wearing a helmet, but from hearing their voice, I could tell it was a girl slightly older than me.

"...come again?"

"You're Takamine Minoru, right?"

"Umm... yes? And you are?"

The girl took off her helmet, revealing a white haired beauty with soft ice blue eyes.

"Amasawa Mikami!"

My eyes widened.

"Amasawa... as in the Boss of Archangel, Amasawa?!"

"Mhm~ I'm so happy you knew, Minorucchi!"

Alarms bells began ringing in my head incessantly as she introduced herself. What did the Boss of Archangels want from me?

"After all... I love you."

I froze up as Amasawa whispered that into my ear.

"H-huh...?"

I had to get out of this situation as quickly as possible, but I was paralysed with confusion.

"Kihihi... come here. There's space in my Runner for another person, you know?"

"N-no thanks... I-I'm gonna head back home... I-I have stuff to do!"

I tried running away, since I knew getting involved with her would make Saionji angry with me, but Amasawa took my hand before I could escape.

"Don't worry, I can drop you off! How about we get something to eat?"

"I-I'm good thanks... I-I ate lunch an hour ago!"

"Aww, but I was thinking of having ice cream with you~"

Uuuu, ice cream... I really wanted ice cream...

My thoughts drifted away, making my concentration drop. As it did, I became susceptible for a direct attack.

"Ah!"

I yelped as Amasawa yanked me into her Runner and rolled up the windows.

"Gotcha~ ♥︎"

Now it was just me and her inside this small, cramped Duel Runner.

My heart was thumping so hard, it felt like it was about to burst out of my chest.

She pinned me against the seat, sitting on top of me.

Her hand gently traced my cheek ran with a cheeky smile.

"It's so good to finally have you in my hands, Minorucchi..."

Like she was in a trance, Amasawa's silky hands touched me all over.

I gulped.

What the hell kind of scenario did I end up in, damn it?

In the first place, isn't this kidnapping? Wait, we're about the same age... so is this abduction?

Whatever it was, I was... well...

...admittedly, enjoying it.

Amasawa was an extremely beautiful woman. Almost as beautiful as Saionji.

To have her so fervently and passionately dominate me made me happy... in some twisted, masochistic way.

The only thing I could think of in this moment was Amasawa as she assaulted my senses in all directions.

All I could see was her.

All I could smell was her.

All I could feel was her.

All I could touch was her.

All I could taste... was her.

Amasawa pressed her lips against mine, kissing me.

"Fuaa... you really sucked at that."

Bluntly, that was the first thing she said after we parted.

"...i-it was my first kiss... w-what did you expect?"

I licked the sweet saliva on my lips with my tongue. My face felt like it was on fire right now.

"Oh, so you were a virgin? Damn, and here I thought Saionji already violated you."

"She's not that kind of woman..."

I couldn't tell Amasawa that Saionji was my mom, so this was the next best answer.

"Kihihi... do you wish she did? Or are you happy that I took your first time?"

"Don't be ridiculous! I'm... I-I'm happy... that you took my first time..."

"Good boy... I like honest boys. Say, do you want to do it again?"

My face became even more hot as she suggested that.

"H-hang on... you're moving way too fast! I only just met you, what's up with all this—"

"Ah, ah, ah."

Amasawa put a finger on my lip to shut me up.

"If you ask too many questions, it doesn't become fun anymore."

"But... why me?"

Amasawa smiled and cupped my face.

"I thought you were cute. That's all."

Then, she kissed me again.

"Ah, you did a little better this time!"

Embarrassed by what I had given into, I looked away from her.

"I-if we're going to make out... t-then let's find a place more appropriate to do it..."

Amasawa smiled in satisfaction seeing that I wasn't going against her anymore.

As much as I hate to admit it... I wanted more.

I wanted more of Amasawa's addictive love...

"Hmm, true. The middle of the street isn't the most romantic place. How about we head back to my house? That way... we can get to know each other better, kihihi..."

Like an obedient child, I nodded my head. Her proposal was just too good to pass up. I wanted to touch and kiss her more...

Damn you, teenage hormones...

"Great! Buckle in then."

And with that, Amasawa drove us back to her place. Her house was in Sector Three, which was quite a long drive away, but due to her Runner's high cc, we arrived there in less than an hour.

"Here we are. My humble abode."

"Humble abode...?"

As I got out of her Duel Runner, my eyes widened at the extravagant house before me. It was an expensive mansion that was ten times bigger than my own apartment!

Seriously, this place was Amasawa's house? Jeez, her family must've been rich...

"T-this is far from it..."

"It's pretty small, though?"

"This is what you consider small...?"

Suddenly, I felt extremely poor.

"Come on, don't be shy. Just relax and make this place feel like your home."

Despite Amasawa's welcoming words, I felt an extreme amount of pressure due to our class difference, and the fact she's the Boss of Archangel. Casually waltzing into her house like this felt wrong on so many levels...

I followed Amasawa carefully through the front gates and quietly tailed her as she joyously skipped through the gravel path that lead to the front of the house.

However, she silently stopped dead in her tracks.

"...what happened?"

Amasawa's eyes were wide with surprise.

As I looked forward, I could see a lone man stand in the middle of her front lawn. At his feet were two people, an old man and old woman, who had Duel Monster cards scattered around their fallen bodies.

"Mom! Dad!"

Amasawa immediately rushed over to her parents, who seemed to have been beaten in a duel by the man waiting for her. I stepped back in surprise, recognising the black puffer jacket he was wearing.

"You...! What did you do to them?!"

"Mans beat yo mum and papi for bare ag."

The man turned around, pulling down his hood to reveal his face. Amasawa's eyes widened as she looked up at him.

"You're one of the Gran Kaon's seven deadly generals... the Phantom Shaq, John Fields!"

"Boom bow, ya done kno! Mans out here to get da best fried chicken innit!"

"Why... why did you beat my parents?! What did they do you?!"

"Babes, relax fam. Mans wanted to wait for you mans, but dis geezer said mans couldn't stay on dis property. So mans was like, aight, boom, less duel for dis. Mans agreed, den mans wiped da floor wid dis donny. Den his wife came out and mans was like, yea mans'll take you mans on too, gender equality and dat, and mans ended up smashing her too, innit!"

"What? Why were you waiting for me? What are you, some kind of stalker?!"

I'm more surprised that Amasawa could understand all of that...

"Cos mans needs to talk to you mans."

"For what? I don't remember having any business with the Gran Kaon."

"You mans don't, but mans about to give you mans some. Bossman Logan's got a tag duel against dat Saionji babe, but dem mans don't have no partner for it. So, mans like Logan is asking if you mans wants to be his partner for da duel, pop-pop."

"Psh, my help? Can't he just get one of his seven cronies— erm, generals, to do it?"

"Nah bruv. Dem mans said da mandem were too fruity against Saionji innit. Mans wants da best uv da best for dis duel, so why not da Bosslady of da Archangels? You mans are ranked number 1 in Three, and Logan's ranked number 1 in Ten. Dat's two number 1s against a number 1 and number 2! You mans would shank Saionji bare quick together bruv!"

Amasawa sighed.

"I'll pass. I don't care for him or his little farce with Saionji. All I care about right now is my new boyfriend!"

Suddenly, she grabbed me by the arm and hugged me tightly.

"B-boyfriend? H-hang on, what?!"

Once again, Amasawa escalated our relationship by three steps without getting approval from me.

"Yes, boyfriend~ You already kissed me, we're practically a married couple!"

I could hear wedding bells ring in the distance. That scared me.

"Oh shit, it's you mans! Mans knows about you, you mans are like Saionji's new bitches innit!"

"That's... one way to put it."

"If you want, I can make you my bitch instead." Amasawa said.

"...if you do that, can I call you mommy?" I muttered.

"Hm, did you say something?"

"N-nothing!"

My mind was more corrupt than I thought... holy shit, I've become a degenerate.

"Bruv, you mans are going out wid a hottie like her?! Bruv, dat's peak, bare peak fam! Allow it, allow it!"

John started having a mental breakdown seeing me be in a relationship with someone in another Wing. I guess he still wasn't over Amanda, huh?

"Aight fine! If you mans won't agree to teaming up wid Logan, then mans'll make you agree innit! Let's duel babes!"

"Oh? Let me guess, if you win, I have to be Logan's partner for the tag duel."

"Say less my G."

"If that's the case, then what do I get out of the duel?"

"Dunno bruv. What do you mans want? Ag? Duggling? Peng chicken and chips?"

"Hmm... if I win, can I have Sector Nine? I know it's your jurisdiction, so there shouldn't be any problems about handing it over to me."

Sector Nine was also owned by Gran Kaon, but since it was a smaller sector, not that many people went after it. The general of Gran Kaon who oversaw it was John.

"Sheeeeeesh, you mans did research, dat's fair bruv. Aight, if dat's what it takes to get you mans involved, den man's prepared to give it up."

"Yay~ Minorucchi, just stand back and watch. This won't take longer than five minutes."

"A-alright..."

I started stepping away, but Amasawa kept holding onto me.

"...um, Amasawa?"

"You're forgetting something."

"I am?"

"Before you leave, what do you do?"

"Uh... say goodbye?"

"You really are a virgin..."

Amasawa sighed and kissed me briefly on the lips.

"I want a good luck kiss, silly."

"A-ah... um, I'll remember that for next time."

She giggled and pushed me away. When she turned around to intimate a duel with John, he was rolling on the floor while curled up in a ball.

"He~ey, Mister Broken-hearted~ we have a duel to do~"

"You mandem are no fair for attacking mans trauma like dat so casually, done kno!"

"Yes, yes, let's just get on with it. I don't want to keep my darling Minorucchi waiting any longer."

"Aight babes, let's hit it!"

"Duel!"

<[Archangel] Amasawa Mikami (8000) vs [Gran Kaon] John Fields (8000)>

"Mans gonna pop off, ya done kno! Let's get jiggy wid it and use dis sweet one, Machina Redeployment, innit! Redeployment makes mans discard a card to add two Machina tings to mans hand! Mans gonna cop Machina Metalcruncher and Machina Fortress, pow! Metalcruncher's effect, since mans has no face-up cards, mans can normal summon dis wasteman widout tributing, ya done kno! But dat dere lowers his ATK to 1800, but issa aight cos mans gonna use Metalcruncher's effect to reveal three Earth Machines from mans deck and have you mans randomly add one to mans hand! Mans gonna cop three Infinitrack Harvester bruv!"

"Wait... doesn't that mean regardless of which I choose, you'll get Harvester either way?!"

"Boom bow, ya done kno! Das exactly right innit! Mans cops a Harvester and shuffles da rest back to da deck! Next mans activates Fortress's effect innit! By discarding Machine monsters so deir levels equal seven or more, mans can special summon dis wasteman! Mans discards Harvester and manself to summon da ting! Now mans gonna spit bare heat yea, so listen well babes! Opening da circuit uv kwasiasem! Da summoning conditions are two Earth Machine monsters innit! Mans set Machina Metalcruncher and Machina Fortress in da Link Arrows, done kno! Link summon, Ancient Gear Ballista innit!"

"Ballista's ting, if my G's summoned, mans can add an Ancient Gear donny to mans hand! Mans gonna cop Ancient Gear Box yea, and dis dusty yute let's mans add an Earth Machine wid 500 ATK or DEF if it was added to mans hand from deck or graveyard, skrrrat! Mans gonna cop Infinitrack Trencher yea, then send both dese wasteman to da bin to bring back my G, Machina Fortress, ya done know! Dun worry dough, Trencher's gonna be bare useful and dat, cos dis wasteman's gonna banish himself like brrrap so mans can bring back a level 5 or lower Infinitrack innit! Mans gonna special summon da Harvester! Harvester's effect, if dis mans summoned, mans can cop an Infinitrack from mans deck to mans hand! Mans copping my brudda, Infinitrack Brutal Dozer! Then mans'll activate Harvester's other effect to change both dis wasteman's and Fortress's level to 9, cos 2 + 7 is 9 yea, quick maffs, ya done kno! Now mans overlays level 9 Infinitrack Harvester and Machina Fortress! Wid dese two dons, mans gonna build da Overlay Network! Xyz summon, Phantom Fortress Enterblathnir innit!"

"Mans uses dis fortress to make an even bigger fortress, ya done kno! Enterbruvnir's effect innit, mans detaching a material to banish one uv you mans hand cards, like papapaka!"

"A hand rip turn one? My, how cute!"

"Mans not cute, mans bare hard fam, don't get it twisted fam! Mans can never be cute! Dat's bare fruity blud! Go back to your mans ends and suck on yo mum! Now where was mans before you mans rudely interrupted mans, wasteman! Mans opening da circuit uv kwasiasem, done kno! Da summoning conditions are two Machine monsters innit! Mans set Ancient Gear Ballista and Phantom Fortress Enterblathnir in da Link Arrows, done kno! Link summon, Double Headed Anger Knuckle innit!"

"Machina, Infinitrack, Ancient Gears, Trains... my head's getting dizzy from all of these different archetypes!"

"Now mans gonna use my brudda's Brutal Dozer's effect, skyat! Dozer's ting pops off bare hard, cos mans tributes an Earth Machine monster, a.k.a mans Anger Knuckle, to special summon manself in defence position! And cos dis driller was summoned from da hand, mans gonna activate dis mans other effect to special summon an Infinitrack monster from mans deck to da field in defence position with mans effect's negated! Mans gonna special summon Infinitrack Tunneller, sheeeeesh! Mans overlays level 5 Infinitrack Brutal Dozer and Infinitrack Tunneller! Wid dese two dons, mans gonna build da Overlay Network! Da ting go skrrrrrrah! Xyz summon, Infinitrack River Stormer innit!"

"River Stormer's effect innit, mans can detach a material to add a Earth Machine from deck to mans hand! Mans gonna cop Super Express Bullet Train, chugga chugga choo choo, bitch! Den mans gonna open da circuit uv kwasiasem again! Da summoning conditions is one non-Link Infinitrack monster innit! Mans set Infinitrack River Stormer in da Link Arrow, done kno! Link Summon, Infinitrack Goliath innit!"

"Mans gonna follow dat up by throwing down a face down, den destroying it wid Anger Knuckle's effect! By sending a card on mans field to da bin, mans can revive dis wasteman! And since Urgent Schedule was sent to da bin, mans can get a cheeky effect! Mans gets to add one level 10 Machine monster from mans deck to mans hand! Mans gonna cop Heavy Freight Train Derricrane, boom bow! Next mans gonna special summon Super Express Bullet Train from mans hand since all da monsters mans control are Earth Machine! Dat activates Derricrane innit, cos dis guy special summons manself when an Earth Machine is normal or special summoned, yea yea! Mans overlays level 10 Heavy Freight Train Derricrane and Super Express Bullet Train! Wid dese two dons, mans gonna build da Overlay Network! Mans not hot. Mans can never be hot. Mans can only ever get dubs, chicken dinner ting! Run it back cous, mans bout to pop off mad wid a rank 10 train! Xyz summon, Number 81: Superdreadnought Rail Cannon Super Dora innit!"

The number 81 tattoo appeared on the side of John's chin in blood red.

"Holy crap, you have a Number monster?! You?! Some crazy British man from the hood who I can barely understand?! How?!"

Honestly, I felt the same as Amasawa. I didn't expect this turn of events at all.

"Dun judge a book by mans cover blud. You mans gonna regret underestimating me, yea yea! Aight, boom. Dora's effect, mans detaches a material to manself unaffected by card effects until end uv turn, done kno!"

And to make things worse, Super Dora could become a Towers monster at any moment due to his quick effect! I wonder how Amasawa's going to play around this...

"Next, mans gonna activate River Stormer's effect from da graveyard! Mans tributes a Link monster, mans Goliath, to special summons dis wasteman back out! But he's going back into da bin cos mans opening da circuit uv kwasiasem once more! Da summoning conditions is one non-Link Infinitrack monster innit! Mans set Infinitrack River Stormer in da Link Arrow, done kno! Link summon, Infinitrack Goliath innit!"

"Finally, mans gonna activate Tunneller's effect in da bin to banish da wasteman, shuffle five Earth Machine monsters from mans bin back into mans deck, and do a Pot uv Greed! Madness!"

In other words, he drew two cards.

"Aye, dis is pretty sweet. Mans gonna activate da field spell Revolving Switchyard! Bit late now, but dis is gonna pop off bare later. Den mans gonna set two cards face down and end mans turn! Dis activates Bullet Train's effect, since mans was sent dere dis turn, which lets mans cop a Machine from mans bin back to hand. Mans gonna cop Brutal Dozer innit! Your move now, pussy'ole!"

John:
Hand: 2
LP: 8000
EMZ: X
OXXOO
OXXOO

Amasawa:
Hand: 4
LP: 8000
EMZ: O
OOOOO
OOOOO

"My turn, draw~! First, I'll start things off by normal summoning Achichi @Ignister! Achichi's effect, when he's normal or special summoned, I can add a level 4 or lower @Ignister from my deck to my hand! I add Pikari @Ignister!"

Amasawa... used Ignister? I thought she would play something more cute or religious, not a Towers deck.

Wait... they both have Towers ace monsters.

Oh god, they're both playing Towers decks! What the hell is this matchup?!

"Mans got a response! Mans gonna chain link 1 da Anger Knuckle and chain link 2 da Dora! Dora's effect, mans gonna detach a material and make my G unaffected by card effects, ya done kno! Derricrane's effect pops off! Since mans was detached, mans can pop one uv your mans wastemen! Mans gonna brrrrap on mans Achichi! Your one card combo can suck your mum, pussy'ole!"

"Imagine saying "mum" instead "mom". British people, amirite, Minorucchi?" Amasawa giggled as she sent Achichi to the graveyard.

Mommy, mummy, mother, mama, mum... I never realised there's so many different ways to say mom until now.

"Oi, pay attention to mans bruv! Mans not done resolving dis chain yet babes! Fookin' twats bruv. Mans gonna send da Goliath to da bin to bring back a level 10 Machine monster in defence position wid its effects negated! Mans special summoning Super Express Bullet Train, done kno!"

"Is that all?"

"Fuck naw! Mans gonna activate dis sick face down, Machina Overdrive innit! Dis ting's mad gas bruv, bare gas! Piff, peng, hard, all da sweet adjectives mans done kno! Overdrive lets mans destroy Bullet Train to special summon a Machina monster from mans deck! Mans gonna special summon da sweet one, Machina Citadel innit!"

"Oh crap, that's Raigeki on legs!"

"Dat's right! You mans tryna make a board? Nah bruv, not on mans watch. You mans about to get cucked big time bruv!"

"Kihihi, cockiness. I love that. Minorucchi, you should learn from John!"

"If you love me, then accept me and my puniness just the way we are!"

For such a cute girl, Amasawa was going to drive me insane.

"And cos mans summoned a level 10 Earth Machine monster, Revolving Switchyard pops off! You mans take no battle damage for da rest uv dis turn, but dis lets mans special summon a level 4 Earth Machine monster wid 1800 or more ATK from mans deck and make it level 10 bruv! Mans gonna special summon Flying Pegasus Railroad Stampede innit! Stampede's effect, when dis wasteman's summoned, mans can special summon an Earth Machine from mans bin wid it's effects negated! Mans gonna run it back, da Super Express Bullet Trainer mans sacked off earlier!"

"Oh wow, he summoned two more bodies out of nowhere!"

"Mans bare smart innit. Mans told you mans dat dis ting was a ticking time bomb, but you mans didn't take mans seriously, and now you mans gonna pay da price for it! Get cucked bruv!"

"Unfortunately for you, even if you destroy Achichi, I have ways of carrying on. Particularly, this! I activate the spell card, A.I.dle Reborn! At the cost of locking myself into Cyberse monsters for the rest of the turn, I can special summon an @Ignister monster from my graveyard! Achichi @Ignister, come on back! Shine bright, my circuit of love and hope! The summoning conditions is one non-Link @Ignister monster! I set Achichi @Ignister in the Link Arrows! Circuit combine! Link summon, Dark Infant @Ignister!"

"I activate Dark Infant's effect!"

"Mans got a response! Mans activates da trap card, Infinite Impermanence! Dat field spell can suck your mum!"

"Gosh, you really love that insult. I think I can think of person who'd love to do that."

For some reason, Amasawa looked at me. Oi, don't tell me she actually heard me earlier...

"Anyways, that's fine. Instead, I'll activate Pot of Prosperity to dig for one! I banish six cards from my extra deck to excavate six cards from the top of my deck and add one card from among them to my hand!"

"Swear down, if you mans get dat fookin' field spell—"

"Yay~ I got Ignister A.I.Land!"

"—AYE YO, BIG BOSSMAN GOD, HOW IS DIS FAIR?! MANS HAD TWO INTERRUPTIONS! TWO! GIVE MANS A BREAK INNIT!"

"God is on my side, honey! Kihihi!"

"Suck your mum!"

"I could, but instead I'll activate the field spell Ignister A.I.Land! A.I.Land's effect, since I control no monsters in my main monster zone, I can special summon a level 4 or lower @Ignister monster from my hand, but I can't special summon monsters with the same original attribute with this effect afterwards! First, I special summon the Light attribute Pikari @Ignister! Pikari's effect, if she's normal or special summoned, I can add an A.I. spell or trap from deck to my hand! I add A.I. Meet You! Now shine bright, my circuit of love and hope! The summoning conditions are two Cyberse monsters! I set Pikari @Ignister and Link 1 Dark Infant @Ignister in the Link Arrows! Circuit combine! Link summon, Cyberse Wicckid!"

"I activate the spell card A.I. Meet You! By revealing a Cyberse monster in my hand or Extra Deck with 2300 ATK, I can add a monster with the same attribute from my deck to my hand! I reveal Dark Templar @Ignister to add Doyon @Ignister! A.I.Land's effect, I special summon the Dark attribute Doyon @Ignister! Doyon chain link 1, Wicckid chain link 2! Wicckid's effect, since a monster was special summoned to a zone he points to, I banish Dark Infant to add a Cyberse Tuner to my hand! I add Bururu @Ignister! Doyon's effect, when he's normal or special summoned, I target the Achichi in my graveyard and return him to hand! Now shine bright, my circuit of love and hope! The summoning conditions are two or more effect monsters! I set Doyon @Ignister and Link 2 Cyberse Wicckid in the Link Arrows! Circuit combine! Link summon, Transcode Talker!"

"Doyon's effect, since he was used as Link material, I can return A.I. Meet You from my graveyard to my hand! A.I.Land's effect, I special summon the Wind attribute Bururu @Ignister! Bururu's effect, when he's normal or special summoned, I can send an @Ignister monster from my deck to the graveyard! I send Danmari @Ignister! Next I activate Transcode's effect! I can special summon a Link 3 or lower Cyberse Link monster from my graveyard to a zone he points to! Come back, Link 2 Cyberse Wicckid! Shine bright, my circuit of love and hope! The summoning conditions are three monsters with different names! I set Bururu @Ignister, Link 2 Cyberse Wicckid, and Link 3 Transcode Talker in the Link Arrows! Circuit combine! Link summon, Dark Templar @Ignister!"

"A.I.Land's effect, I special summon the Fire attribute Achichi @Ignister! Shine bright, my circuit of love and hope! The summoning conditions are one non-Link @Ignister monster! I set Achichi @Ignister in the Link Arrow! Circuit combine! Link summon, Dark Infant @Ignister!"

"Templar's effect, since I special summoned a monster to a zone he points to, I can special summon as many level 4 or lower @Ignister monsters I want to from my graveyard to zones he points to, but their effects are negated! Infant's effect, when a Cyberse monster with 2300 ATK activates their effect, I can move him to a monster zone he points to, and change his attribute! I change Dark Infant to Divine! Then, resolving Templar's effect, I special summon Bururu, Pikari, and Achichi! Now, level 3 Bururu @Ignister tunes level 4 Pikari @Ignister! Travelling from across the universe at supersonic speed, the invincible guardian angel intervenes! Link up, level 7! Synchro summon, Cyberse Quantum Dragon!"

"Bururu's effect, since he was sent to the graveyard for a Synchro summon a Cyberse monster, I can target the monster he tuned, Pikari, and special summon her back!"

"Dat's a nice field you wasteman got dere. Would be a shame if mans blew it up. Mans activates Machina Citadel's quick effect!"

"And this was the moment I was dreading... ahh, I was doing so good as well!"

"Mans targets a Machine monster, den destroys dat monster and all monsters wid equal to or less ATK dan it! Mans gonna target Bullet Train, who has 3000 ATK, meaning dat whole board gets wiped out like da dinosaurs, shout out my brudda Ishigami, and you mans go pop-pop!"

"Damn it... how am I going to get myself out of this now?"

Even though she was the Boss of Archangels and the 1st ranked duelist in Three, Amasawa was beginning to struggle immensely against John, who was only ranked 8th in Ten.

"Like mans said earlier babes. Go suck your mum!"

"Ah, this blows! I set two cards face down and end my turn."

After considering her options, Amasawa decided it was best to cut her losses and hope she'll live for next turn.

"Bullet Train's effect, since mans was sent there dis turn, mans can add Box back to mans hand! Box's effect, mans searches for Anchor Drill and adds da ting to mans hand!"

John:
Hand: 4
LP: 8000
EMZ: O
OXXOO
OOOOO

Amasawa:
Hand: 1
LP: 8000
OOOOO
OXOXO

"Mans turn, mans draws! Final Turn, innit! Mans gonna pop off by normal summoning Infinitrack Anchor Drill, done kno! Yung Driller's effect, if mans is summoned, mans can special summon an Earth Machine monster from mans hand in defence mode, yea yea! Mans gonna bring out dis dusty yute, Ancient Gear Box! Den wid Yung Driller's effect mans gonna manipulate da levels and make manself and Box level 8, cos 4 + 4 is 8, quick maffs, ya done kno! Mans gonna overlay level 8 Infinitrack Anchor Drill and Ancient Gear Box! Wid dese two dons, mans gonna build da Overlay Network! Xyz summon, Dingirsu, the Orcust of the Evening Star!"

"Orcust bruv's effect, if mans summoned, mans can send one uv your mans dirty cards to the bin! Mans gonna send dat face down innit!"

"Aha! You fell for my trap card!"

"Motherfooker. Did babes set Waking the Dragon or what?!"

"Why yes... yes I did! I activate my trap card, Waking the Dragon!"

With this, Amasawa could cheat out The Arrival!

"Bloody hell, you mans weren't joking! Da fook is dat doing in your mans deck?!"

"Didn't you know? The core of Ignister is only twenty four cards! The other twenty six can be whatever I want, ranging from consistency cards like Pot of Prosperity, to hand traps like Ash Blossom, or to my personal favourite... trap cards!"

"Aye, dis is bare peak fam! Out uv all da tekky stuffs mans could've run, you mans chose Waking the Dragon?! Fookin' pussy'ole!"

"Since it was set and left the field due to your card effect, I can special summon one monster from my deck or Extra Deck! Light up the world with your divine blades, o king of wishes! Bring love and hope to those that pray for it, rank 4! Xyz summon, Number 39: Utopia!"

The number 39 tattoo appeared on Amasawa's neck in shining gold.

"Oi... you mans had a Number too?! Nah, dis is actually cap! You mans coulda brought out The Arrival, Ultimate Falcon, Megaclops, or even Last Warrior from Another Planet, but you mans brought out dis?! A Number?! Allow it fam, allow it!"

John was having a meltdown over Amasawa's very questionable summon from Waking the Dragon.

"Hey, don't knock it until you try it~! Usually, this tactic works great, since most people I duel don't have Numbers to counter Utopia, kihihi!"

"Babes, you mans have eyes, do you mans see what mans has on mans board? Mans has a fookin' Number!"

"That's right! And as you know, Numbers can only be destroyed by other Number cards! So if you want to get over Utopia, you're going to have to run over it with Dora! That means you can't just sit on a 4k wall anymore!"

"All dis sheggery... just to make mans Dora go into attack position? Bruv. Clapped."

"If you want to applause, go ahead!"

"Oh my god, dis babe is dumb too! Does mans even know what "clapped" means?! Aye, dis is pain bruv, pain! Mans gonna end it quick, cos dis is actually bare stress fam, mans can't handle dis sheggery no more! First mans gonna activate Overdrive's effect in da bin! Mans banishes dis ting to shuffle back three uv mans exiled or in da bin Machine monsters, and draw a card! Next, mans gonna overlay level 10 Machina Citadel and Flying Pegasus Railroad Stampede! Wid dese two dons, mans gonna build da Overlay Network! Dis is wrapped up cous, one shot is all mans need! Xyz summon, Superdreadnought Rail Cannon Gustav Max innit!"

"Gustav's gonna pop your mans pussy'ole by detaching a material and burning dem for a sweet 2k innit!"

"Kyaaaaaa! (8000 > 6000)"

"Aye, aye, mans gonna make you mans scream some more wid dis! Mans gonna build da Overlay Network! Wid dis sweet one, mans can summon dis beast by using a rank 10 Machine Xyz as material, done kno! Mans overlays rank 10 Superdreadnought Rail Cannon Gustav Max wid manself! Mans loves her, she loves me. Dis German beauty stole mans heart. Here comes da pain train— hit it! Xyz summon, Superdreadnought Rail Cannon Juggernaut Liebe!"

"You're in love with a tank?!" Amasawa screamed.

"Dat's what you mans screamed?! Aye nah, dat's a vio, mans ain't catching no Ls from dis wasteman! Liebe's effect, mans detaches a material to make dis sweet one gain 2000 ATK and DEF! (4000 > 6000) In exchange, mans can only attack wid dis babe! But it's aight, cos my sweet baby gal can attack monsters equal to da materials it has +1!"

Amasawa's eyes widened.

"You mans did me a favour summoning a Number! Cos Liebe ain't a Number, Utopia won't be destroyed, but you mans still take da damage! And since Liebe can only attack like brrrrrrrap when you mans have monsters, mans can ram dis sweet one into dead ting Utopia two whole fookin' times! Mans always thinking three steps ahead bruv, three steps ahead! Suck your mum!"

"Oh, shit..." Amasawa muttered, biting on her thumbnail. "The difference in damage between Liebe and Utopia is 3500... and since he's attacking twice... that's going to be 7000 damage!"

"Dat's right bruv! You mans see dat burn from Gustav Max earlier? It was to ensure you mans get in da bin dis turn, wasteman! Liebe, shank dat Utopia! (6000) Suck your mum blast!"

"Since Liebe isn't a Number monster, Utopia isn't destroyed... kyaaaaaaaaa! (6000 > 2500)"

"Liebe, shank it up! (6000) Cum thru, mans big black train!"

"Ah... you got me good... kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~! (2500 > 0)"

Amasawa was blown away, letting out a low groan as she giggled to herself.

"Dat's how mans did it back home too, no cap. Put some respeck on mans trains, innit."

John helped Amasawa get up from the ground.

"I guess this means I'm working with Logan for this tag duel, huh?"

"Say less my G. Come wid mans, you mans and da mandem have bare shite to chat about."

"Ugh, how annoying. I hate bureaucracy."

Amasawa then looked over to me.

"Sorry Minorucchi, but our little date has to wait."

"I understand..."

"Hey, don't look so sad! I'll come back soon, so just wait for me inside. My old man will make you feel right at home! Once he wakes up of course..."

Amasawa's parents were still passed out from after John's duel.

"Oops. Dat's mans bad."

"Eh... I think I'll feel too awkward if I stay here. Let's just... meet up another time, or something?"

"Sure, that works."

Amasawa kissed me.

"Do you want me to drop you home? We're going to have to pass through Eight to get to Ten anyways."

"Yeah, that can work."

"Great. John, let's go."

"Aye! You lovebird mandem always take bare long, sheeeesh. Think about us single donnies once in awhile innit!"

As I settled inside Amasawa's Duel Runner, the Gracious Chariot, she hugged me.

"Amasawa...?"

"I'm sorry... I looked really pathetic back there. I'm not much of a fearsome Boss, am I? Kihihi..."

She was upset about losing in front of me. I felt a little guilty.

"Sometimes, it can't be helped. Even the best have their off days."

"True..."

"If you were able to summon The Arrival, you probably would've won."

"You think so?"

"I'm sure of it. That thing is hard to get around..."

Amasawa began giggling.

"Gosh, you're so sincere. Too sincere, even."

"Honesty is the best policy... or something like that."

"I'm glad I met you, Minorucchi."

"Say that stuff once it's been a few weeks... but same. I'm glad I met you too, Amasawa."

"Mika."

"Eh?"

"I want you to call me Mika. Amasawa is too distant!"

"Oh... okay, umm..."

I gulped.

"Mika."

Amasawa... or rather, Mika, broke out into a wide smile as she laughed cheerfully.

When we arrived at Eight, Mika dropped me off near my apartment.

"Thanks for today. See you again soon."

"Bye bye, Minorucchi!"

Mika sped off into the distance with John.

The only thing left on my mind was the buzzing sensation of her lips pressing against mine.

I really need to sort out my priorities...

"Minoru."

I hiccuped as a stern voice echoed behind me.

"...m-mom?"

I slowly turned around, meeting face to face with Saionji, who bluntly stared at me with an unimpressed look in her eyes.

"What are you doing here?!"

"I figured I'd come and visit you, since I had a day off, but you weren't answering the door at all... I tried calling and messaging you, but you didn't pick up either. So, I assumed you were out, and waited outside your complex for you to come home. Anyways, who was that older woman with you?"

"Oh... um... uhhhh..."

"Minoru..."

Oh no, Saionji said my name in a threatening voice. She meant business.

"A friend from school...?"

"You're a terrible liar. That was Amasawa, wasn't it?"

"...if you knew who she was, then why did you ask me?!"

"To see how whether or not you'd lie to your own mother. By the way, you have lipstick on your face. Would you care to explain that?"

"...huh?"

Saionji took out her phone and turned on the camera. As I stared at my own reflection, I could see the glossy pink lipstick smeared on my lips from kissing Mika.

"Uh..."

"Young man, you have a lot of explaining to do."

Despite her calm tone of voice, Saionji looked pissed!

"Eh, um... Mika, she's..."

"You're on a first name basis with her?"

There was a hint of jealousy in Saionji's voice that I found amusing.

"She's... my girlfriend."

Saionji facepalmed.

"W-what?! It's not a bad thing, i-is it?!"

"Don't get mad Yuuri, don't get mad... this is your fault for not raising him properly.... you can still make up for this... all you have to do is just teach him the right things..."

For some reason, Saionji started muttering to herself.

"Say... if I can ask, what do you like about Amasawa then?"

"She's pretty."

"...is that all?"

"She's good at kissing."

"Go on."

"She reminds me of you."

Saionji's facepalm worsened.

"I had a suspicion you were a momcon, but not to this extent..."

"Eh?"

"Oh, nothing."

Saionji clapped her hands together.

"Anyways. Let's go inside, so I can thoroughly correct your behaviour."

"Umm... okay?"

In the end, I was somehow roped into letting Saionji into my apartment so she could chew me out on why dating Mika was a bad idea.