Me: So, mom, you said I have German blood from my... *pauses* Great-grandmother, right?
Mom: Something like that, yeah. Why?
Me: Is it German or Prussian?
Mom: ... It's all Germany
Me: WAS SHE FROM THE WEST OR EAST
Mom: I don't know! Probably west.
Me: Hm, I don't think so. Because A, the east of Germany was literally Soviet Germany once, and everyone on your side of the family is from a country that was in the ex-Soviet Union. Well, mostly, but it would still make more sense, and B... *grins like an idiot with dramatic pause*
Mom: Yes?
Me: MY AWESOMENESS CAME FROM SOMEWHERE!
Mom: First of all, how very humble of you, second, what.
Me: Ya know, ZHE AWESOME GILBERT
Mom: Oh no.
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