It's mom and dad's 15th anniversary, they got a cake, everyone was overstuffed by it, and...

Dad: Why did you cut such big pieces?

Mom: I don't know, because we're like, celebrating and stuff

Dad: ... What are we celebrating?

Me: *chokes on cake*

Mom: ... *gives him an 'are you kidding me' glare* *heavy sarcasm* No, nothing.