All credits to MakiThePrincess for this hilarious story!

NicoMaki
Nico: THIS IS THE FUCKING SAME EVENT AS MY ZAKISHI WARASHI EVENT!!!!!
SO UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!
Maki: (silent and stare at the screen)
Nico: What was that?
Maki: Nothing.

Second years trio
Kotori: Awwww..... So cute....... ^///^
Honk: Finally we have some real junior fans!!! ^^
Umi: Wait... "Real fans"? 
Why is this event take part before me and Nozomi Score Match???
Why are juniors going before seniors?!?!?!?!
THIS IS SO SHAMELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHAMELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ><
KotoHonk: *speechless*
Umi: (Finally calms down) Have I said something wrong?
Kotori: Uhm... No... Ehehe.......

RinPana
Hanayo: THIS IS THE POWER OF SCHOOL IDOL FESTIVAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rin: Look at that little naevus! It's so cute-nya!!!
(Umi walks in, see the scenery, then Love Arrow Shoot in the Ipad, right at the naevus. The Ipad broken to pieces.)
Umi: Don't even ask why.
Oh and by the way, that Ipad is definitely from China. Its' force-resistance ability is terrible.
RinPana: *definitely speechless*

NozoEli
Eli: THIS IS WHAT I GET FROM WAITING FOR 2 WEEKS!?!?!?!
TAKE THIS BEFORE MY WIFE'S EVENT?!!?!?!
THAT IS WHAT YOU WANT KLAB?!?!?!
BRING IT ON THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nozomi: Awww look at that. Calm down babe~
Eli: *swears in Russian*
Nozomi: You have a real person here, you know!
Eli: *continue swears in Russian*
Nozomi: We'll have parfaits later on, baby~
Eli: *finally silent* *looks at Nozomi* Uhm.....
Nozomi: I got the whole box here! No need to be worry!
Eli: ... Okay.

NicoMaki (Bonus)
Maki: *stares at screen*
These two looks familiar....
The red-haired...
The black-haired...
(Suddenly realised)

.................................

Shit.

*immediately runs outside and calls Nico*

Nico: I told you I don't have time for that shitty copycat!!!
Maki: No... I want to tell something different.
Nico: .... What is it, then?
Maki: *hands in the Ipad*
Nico-chan....
That's our long lost daughters.
Nico: The fuck Maki? Are you high?
Maki: No... (face closer to Nico) I'm serious.
Nico: *speechless for a second*
Oh my fucking god.....
Okay Maki-chan.... I got something to ask you. Seriously.
Maki: I'm hearing.
(Walks in closer to Nico, their face only inches away from each other)
All right then Nico-chan... What is it?
Nico: Maki-chan... How many times have you cut open a small hole in my condom?

PS: Some parts I can only put on through Google Translate, so... sorry about that. :D

Also, feel free to give out a reply for Maki! XD

Honestly, what will she answer then?