*clears throat so I can do the Villain Jake impression*

"Hey guys, so it's Villain Jake."

"Happy Cinco De Mayo and BPD awareness month, I'm really glad that we got a month to appreciate how wonderful the people with BPD are."

"Now I just thought that for this chapter, I was thinking of saying some negative comments about the DCAS contestants including my regular au self."

"Now just to be clear, I apologize if you like these characters or is a fan of them, I just thought of this idea."

"So let's start..."

"So Aiden is probably known to be a bland character by most of the community, and well that's mostly because his whole plot is basically being apart of the Tomake drama."

"I don't got anything to say with Alec, although the outfit he wore during the musical challenge looked weird."

"Idk what to say about Ally, She doesn't have much haters or anything to hate on, so I'll skip her."

"Ashley is probably one of those characters that people think might make the finale, but just ends up not making the final 5 like Damien."

"Connor is my second least favorite character, mostly because I find him uninteresting. If he does come back, I feel like he might get eliminated 2-3 episodes later."

"Ellie is doing too much, the fact she has to cause drama with my regular AU self just so she can win money to go to a fashion school is probably why I'm glad she got eliminated last time."

"Fiore was probably just there to get plot armor and then lose it. I mean really, she could've done more, but honestly I guess she was trying not to end up being a threat."

"Gabby is not a bad character, and I don't see anything to hate on her, I hope she continues her villain arc."

"Grett's a decent character, she's the least threatening of the villains alliance, and I believe she could maybe start an arc of her own."

"Hunter has beef with Fiore since she's the weakest on the Magenta Team. If I was Fiore in this situation I would've launched my foot to his groin."

"We all know I'm not perfect, and neither is the Regular Jake AU. He causes a bit of drama, and argues with people for petty reasons, I wouldn't be surprised if he's an early merge."

"James being the first eliminated was necessary, if he ended up surviving that elimination, he could've ended up the next eliminated, once the Magenta team loses again."

"Lake was probably a character everyone rooted for to make the finale only to end up being the second eliminated. Honestly quite sad."

"Just like James, I was sad at Miriam being eliminated early, but I feel like it was necessary. She probably would've been the second from the yellow team eliminated."

"Riya may be rich and famous, but she's not much of a leader as she caused her team, the challenge in Episode 6."

"Tess is fine I guess."

"But Tom literally lying about his boyfriend, was his most ridiculous idea."

"And Yul is just an entitled toxic ass kevin."

Anyways that's all.