(Gemini) Nick: Where am I... *slowly wakes up* Oh my goodness! Why am I in this nasty ass van?!

Kidnapped: It is not nasty. 

(Gemini) Nick: Yes it is, if Dollar General had a van, it would be this van. 

(Gemini) Nick: This van doesn't just need a renovation, it needs a revolution. 

Kidnapper:................

(Taurus) Kai: You said there was candy but I don't see any candy.

Kidnapper: There isn't any in here, because you're being kidnapped.

(Taurus) Kai: If you don't show me a bag of candy in the next 5 minutes, you're the one that's gonna be kidnapped.

Kidnapper: Oh shit-

(Libra) Tom: *tears up, attempting to try and make the kidnapper feel bad.* 

(Libra) Tom: Can you please let me go....?

Kidnapper: Oh my gosh, you're getting kidnapped.

(Libra) Tom: I'm not even a kid... 

Kidnapper: *Does this face*

(Pisces) Trevor: Oh my gosh, there's like a whole bed in here.

(Pisces) Trevor: Do you live in this van?

Kidnapper: No.

(Pisces) Trevor: Then what's the bed for?

Kidnapper: It's for you.

Trevor: Um no, I was thinking a 5 star hotel.

Kidnapper: Seriously?

Trevor: Or just a regular one in general....?

(Cancer) Maggy: Someone let me out... Please....

(Capricorn) Karol: Where are we?

Kidnapper: Uhh, my house.

(Capricorn) Karol: No, this is not a house. 

(Capricorn) Karol: This is a nuclear bomb site.

Kidnapper: Rude!

(Aquarius) Tess: OOOOOOOH!~ This place is nice! Muy bien~

(Aquarius) Tess: You know, forget about what I said earlier about the "Oh my goodness, let me go. I'll call 911."

(Aquarius) Tess: I'll just stay here with you!

Kidnapper: 😧

(Pisces) Jake: This place looks like a prison...

(Pisces) Jake: Wait, have you ever been to prison before?

Kidnapper: Uh yeah, 14 times.

(Pisces) Jake: 14 times?! How do you even do that?

Kidnapper: You'll understand once you become a criminal.

*Fiore would be calling someone*

Kidnapper: Uh, Who are you calling?

(Gemini) Fiore: Oh I'm calling Uber to see if they can go pick us up some food.

Kidnapper: What?

(Gemini) Fiore: Yeah, I'm thinking Chick Fil A or what about McDonald's?

Kidnapper: Are you not scared?

(Gemini) Fiore: No I am not scared, I am hungry.

Kidnapper: Uh, ok little girl...

Btw the last line from the kidnapper is just what I wrote.