Iris: You know what I've always wondered? How do tall people actually sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you from head to toe?

Cilan: Iris.

Cilan: It's 4am.

Iris: So you can't sleep huh?

Iris: Is it because of the blanket?

Ash: The best revenge, really, is being nice.

Paul: Or murder.

Barry: When I become a serial killer, I'll leave tapes of that "Mmm wat'cha say" song at the crime scene.

Kenny: ...'When'?

Serena: I wish I had the ability to make boys nervous.

Moon: Holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does the trick for me.

*May and Drew, skipping rocks*

Drew: The view is so nice from here.

May, under her breath: Take that you fucking lake.

Gary: Have you ever seen something that changed your life and you were just like 'wow'?

Drew: I saw you.

Gary: Honestly that's really sweet and all but I was just going to show you a video of Paul getting attacked by pigeons while eating his bento.

Lillie: Where are you going?

Gladion: To get ice cream or commit murder, I'll decide on the way.