I read bad fanfics too make fun of them

Most of them are usually "Mating Season" ones cause that shits crazy.

And the first fanfic of Aphmau I read was an Aarmau fanfic and that was my first time(I think) knowing of Aphmau and OH GOD IT WAS BAD BUT SO GOOD AT THE SAME TIME! IT WAS A MATING SEASON ONE!

It was a fanfic that it was so bad it was good.

I decided to reread it today, I can knock off both books (There were two of them) tonight.

But like. 
THE LOGIC

Aphmau is given a phone call by Aaron's dad to not be with Aaron because that will put both of them at risk. She decides to move to a different room in the house, YET she sleeps with him that night knowing the risk.

LIKE PLEASE

I'd be like "No way bitch I ain't fucking having children today nor tomorrow."

LIKE can't you just move to your friend's house?!

But the thing is THEY DIDN'T EVEN ESTABLISH WHEN THIS WAS HAPPENING!
LIKE THIS COULD BE HAPPENING IN STARLIGHT OR SOME OTHER TIMELINE WHERE APHMAU KNOWS AARON IS A WOLF?!

Like, establish a background, is it an alternate universe where everyone already knew he was a werewolf? Or after Starlight which I don't think it would be because it doesn't make sense.

BUT THE THING IS
SHES JUST-

JUST SO COOL ABOUT STAYING IN THE SAME HOUSE AS HIM KNOWING HE COULD STILL GO AND SLEEP IN THE ROOM SHE'S IN!

LIKE GO LIVE WITH ZANE! EXPLAIN THE SITUATION TO HIM! HE'S LIKE YOUR BEST FRIEND!

HE'LL THROW HANDS IF AARON COMES CLOSE TO YOU, HE'S SAID HE'LL THREATEN AARON WITH A SWORD IN SEASON 1!

YEAH HE WOULDN'T WIN BUT STILL, HE'D TRY, I'LL GIVE EM' THAT.

AND BY THE TIME ZANE IS BEAT UP OR DEAD YOU COULD HAVE ESCAPED AND CALLED A TAXI, OR RAN TO ANOTHER HOUSE AND GET SOMEONE ELSE BEAT.

YEAH, IT'S CRUEL BUT STILL, ZANE WOULD TRY AND PROBABLY DIE IN THE PROCESS; HE LIVED A GOOD LIFE, ALMOST GOT TO MARRY KAWAII~CHAN BUT THAT'S ALRIGHT.

I'MA TURN OFF CAPS LOCK NOW.

Okay so I've said my peace and now I just wanna make a better one that probably involves Zane almost dying BUT STILL.

I'm not gonna do it cause it'll have no plot and will just be made out of spite.

THANKS for listening to my Ted Talk.