I've decided to make a quick compilation of the most memorable things I've said during roleplays:

1. I hide behind sarcasm because hitting people in the face with a book is generally frowned upon in most social situations.

2. Dwelling on the past only doubles the pain. Learning from the past helps to heal the wound it made.

3. Silence may be golden, but duct tape is silver.

4. Shut up and stay dead, you fool.

5. I fear that I may have forgotten how to love. But love is a quality that can be taught, and I will learn to love again.

6. Through all the things that have happened to me, I have begun to think that demons wait at every turn, and that I am a devil in my own right.

7. If I had the courage to punch the people who deserved to be punched, my life would be a heck of a lot easier.

8. Of course, if it looks like I'm about to die, feel free to intervene.

9. Did I hear someone mention explosions?

10. I've kinda left common sense in the dust a while ago.

11. I just want to bash someone's head in.

12. Obviously yelling isn't very effective...all who think I should slap him, raise your hand.

13. In all technicality, life is responsible. But if you mean who killed him, that would be mister grumpy face here.

14. Sometimes, death is the only freedom.

15. I find that the one who claims greatness is invariably the least great of us all.

16. If curiosity killed the cat, then I am eternally grateful I am a snake.