So I decided to go out onto the porch to eat my cereal this morning because it was a nice sunny day, and I didn't feel like cooping myself up in my dark bedroom/lair. I sat in a chair and listened to a bunch of calming songs, and it was just a generally fun time.

However, I failed to realize that as I rested my left arm on the armrest of the chair, it was in direct sunlight - unlike the rest of my body, which was shielded by the roof.

Long story short, I now have exactly one (1) sunburnt arm, and everything else is still pale as hell.