FELLOW HUMANS I COME BEARING AN INCREDIBLY USEFUL WARNING FOR ALL OF YOU OUT THERE EVEN THOUGH IT'S PAST MIDNIGHT WHEN I'M POSTING THIS

NEVER MAKE THE MISTAKE I DID

NEVER LOOK UP BIBLE FANFICTION

IT WON'T BE WHAT YOU EXPECT

I AM MENTALLY SCARRED NOW

CRI

[EDIT:
I AM BOLDING THIS. IF YOU ARE YOUNG, I AM DEAD SERIOUS, DO NOT LOOK IT UP. IT IS NOT APPROPRIATE. THIS IS A GENUINE WARNING. DON'T DO IT.]