Frozen: One of the worst movies I have ever seen.

5 Reasons why Frozen is the worst movie. 2nd reason is very long.

1. It has the WORST music in the world, but the worst part is that is gets STUCK in your HEAD! That's worse than bad music that you forget!!

2. I dislike every single character. =

- Elsa. Boring. TERRIBLE voice. I have no idea why people like her singing voice. And plus, she is soooo stupid brain-wise. Anna is singing that "Love's an open door" which is true. And Elsa's singing "Turn away and slam the door!" Heartless and ignorant.

- Anna. Again: Boring. I didn't even like her when she was a little girl. She was way too bubbly but also just had a really unoriginal personality. As if the writers were super lazy with her. So I didn't care at all when she "died."

- Hans. He was actually my favorite character (which isn't say much at all)...until he turned evil. Then he was a cliche villain that I wasn't afraid and didn't hate. The thing about villains...you're supposed to HATE them. Some villains are created SO WELL by the writers that you also LOVE them but still HATE them because they're so evil, clever and cunning. Like Ursula from Little Mermaid. Or Mother Gothel from Tangled. GREAT villains! Hans was evil, but it kind of came out of nowhere and by that point of the movie I didn't care anymore at all what happened to Elsa and Anna. Just that the movie ended so that I didn't have to watch it ever again.

- Kristoff. Boring. I liked Hans way better than him, but then Hans turned out to be evil (And quite stupid-like, which doesn't make a good villain!!). Kristoff was unattractive, unintelligent, humorless and unlikable in every way. He was also shown as a weak, helpless person. I was waiting anxiously for Kristoff to kiss Anna and save her from being frozen to death! I thought, "At least I'll get to enjoy one part of this movie." And THAT didn't even happen!!

- Parents. Boring. STUPID. TERRIBLE parents! If you watch How Frozen Should Have Ended, they make a good point. The parents actually thought locking Elsa up would fix everything? Putting a teenager in isolation was a good idea?? Really?? I didn't care about them at all when they died!

- Olaf. Bad humor. Obviously aimed towards the kids, but honestly. You can do better than that!

- Sfen. Or Sphen. Or I don't know! That whole song about reindeer are people! That was PETA. That was pointless and boring. Ya Sphen was boring. He was a compete ripoff of Maximus from Tangled.

If I've missed any characters, I don't care. They were obviously not memorable enough.

3. Yeah, Frozen was basically Tangled on ice. And MUCH MUCH worse. I was kind of excited when I found out Frozen was made by the same people as Tangled but gosh, were my hopes crushed when I saw it!

4. I HATE it when movies depict every single male character as weak and helpless, and then make all the women strong as gods. Why do feminists always complain about women being pushed down when most movies bring them up to the skies and put men down to losers who don't do anything helpful??

5. The story. This actually could have been interesting, but the way they did with the characters, lines, flow, and terrible songs, it messed everything up! By the end of the movie I hated the story and sometimes I don't even remember it because it was so boring.

I understand if little 5-year-old girls love Frozen. It was obviously made for them. But what bothers me is when boys my age defend it like it's a beautiful story that has a good lesson. I see no good lesson! There is the "You shouldn't fall in love with the first person you meet because they might be evil and try to kill you" lesson. But that actually was very unrealistic.

Yes Anna fell in love (or thought she fell in love, whatever. I have no idea, the movie makes no sense.) with Hans just when she met him, but how on EARTH was she supposed to know that he was an evil, greedy guy who was going to try and kill her and take over the kingdom? Yes, don't judge a book by its cover, but that doesn't mean you should look at every stranger you meet and immediately think that they're evil and dangerous unless you spend years getting to know them so that you can trust they're not evil and trying to kill you.

Yes you should always be cautious around strangers, but all the Frozen fans love the "Love's an Open Door" song, right? Love IS in fact an open door. The one thing that movie got right. And then they destroy that message by taking the couple who sang that song and saying, "Hey! Guess what? Hans is actually evil! Psych!"

In Frozen, I see no good lesson that isn't crushed by the end of the movie.

One more thing. Where did the trolls come from??? When is that explained??? Did they pop out of the ground?? That was NEVER explained. Talk about plot holes. And another plot hole: where did Elsa get her powers?? The whole cause of the movie is her powers. Which come from nowhere!!

There's that one line:

"Born with the powers? Or cursed?"

"Born."

Oh! That explains everything!! NOT! At least Tangled explained why she was born with her powers!

Maybe more people like Frozen. But I'm sure more people HATE frozen than people who hate Tangled.