Rant 7: Batman

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Here are the main reasons Batman is the worst superhero.

1. He's unrealistic. How on earth is he so freakishly smart and agile and strong? That us never  explained.

2. He's not okay with killing his enemies...even when it's absolutely necessary and even better to kill them rather than try to neutralize them without killing them. Also, he's not okay with killing, but totally okay with torturing. That's messed up morality right there!

3. He's super dark. Superheroes are not supposed to be the dark ones, the villains are! Batman's like a demon almost, with his black everything and his personality and the way he intimidates his enemies to death or to insanity!

4. Batman doesn't make his millions of gadgets that do all the work for him, at least not half of them. Iron Man made his in the desert! Captain America only has strength and his shield, which he uses strategically. Spiderman also uses his powers strategically and he made his own webbing! Batman didn't even make half his gadgets and they do all the work for him, practically! Wow. So classic, Bats! Ugh....

5. Over-powered. Before you shun me, listen. How on earth is Batman able to beat Superman, the most OP superhero ever?? Because Batman is OP, obviously! He beats Superman with about 2 blasts of cryptonite gas! And Bats gets hit only a few times by Superman! What?? Also, Batman killed a lot of people in that movie, and was intending to kill Superman as well...again. Messed up morality! Bad roll model!

6. Never tries to convert his enemies. Just tortures them, scares them to death, locks them up and walks away. Spider-man and other superheroes stop fighting every now and then during the fight, and try to talk reason into their enemies. Batman doesn't, and when he does, he says the most useless things.

7. He's not even a superhero, yet he's able to do anything! OP! Unrealistic! At least the other superheroes make logical sense! The definition of a superhero is "A hero with superhuman powers." Batman has none. Yet he's somehow freakishly smart and freakishly powerful! What??

I think that's enough for now, but Batman is totally unrealistic. One Batman-lover I talked to said that since he doesn't have powers like the other superheroes, we can relate to Batman the most. Honestly, though, I can relate way more easily to Spider-man than to some guy who's unrealistically, unbelievably, and impossibly smart. That guy I couldn't relate to at all!

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