Alright, I suck at intros, and I have rants to get to. So screw this. I'll write it later.

(Says the procrastinator who will look back on this after ten years and go, huh, I never did write this intro, did I? Oh, well. I'll write it later.)

Note: I've seen a lot of rant books that people love because they're honestly hilarious. And, uh, sorry to disappoint but I'm not really a funny person. This book exists mostly because I don't always feel comfortable telling things to my friends or family and I would rather do it anonymously (though I will probably post a lot of things that aren't rants too). Anyway I'm just putting that out there in case you're expecting a good laugh from this...