Hello, reader. Welcome to a world of suffering. A beginning of suffering. A parody of suffering. Seriously.

I know for a fact that you came here because you know Re: Zero, Subaru, REM, Emilia, and co. I can't understand if you come here otherwise with the exception that you are Love Live fan. For your convenience, PLEASE SEARCH THE INTERNET about Re: Zero AND WATCH IT. It is legit a godly awesome show. I am not gonna spoil you or hint you what it is - WATCH IT.

Therefore this page is meant to be speaking more to an actual viewer of Re: Zero.

Anyway, so I know your asking why? Of all Love Live parodies I can make, why this? Well, if you analyse the Sunshine anime, it has enough faces and scenes that kinda suits this. In fact, I got this idea in the first place because of that episode where Aqours found themselves at ZERO place in Episode 7, then Chika mentioned something along the lines of "restart from zero". So yeah, my idea to this has a literal source.

Another reason is I think I can do this. Making a mindscrew story is hard and something people can't easily copy. And my talent lies along those lines so I was like "why not? I'll write it!". And I am curious how my viewers will react to such a story.

Lastly, you are probably wondering why Mari? Why her instead of others to be the suffering MC? Well, just look at Sunshine anime. Mari legit trumps everyone in expressing her dismay. Her relations with third years and co. are interesting, and she happens to be my 2ND FAVORITE character. I am actually VERY CLOSE to picking Yoshiko, my best girl, but the potential of Mari and her Engrish is something hard for me to set aside. Thus, we have this book!

(And to let you know, I have seperate books planned for each character and their own routes but their release HEAVILY DEPEND on how POPULAR this series is.)

What can you expect? I can guarantee you this is very dark, deep, and interesting in the long run. Before I made this I already made a prequel story and world which led to this which you have to figure out. Expect lots of blood and later lots of epic dialouge. Get ready for twists (and literal twists), wham scenes, and all the mindscrew you can get for a Re Zero parody. Expect an original plot, world, and characters. Similarities are only physical in nature.

All this form of entertainment you will get as long as you have the following requirements: PATIENCE and PAYING ATTENTION TO TRIVIAL DETAILS. I don't want you to end up confused with the read and say "I don't get it" because you didn't understand certain info.

Now skip this (boring) page and BEGIN A PAINFUL READING. MAY THE WITCH GUIDE YOU, Muuuwwaaaahahahah.......