Animal Hater!!
Give me one reason to stay right now.

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You won't be able to hear the sounds of the ocean crashing against the shore or feel the soft wind blowing your hair back.

Animal Hater!!
What's your name?

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Hmm...you tell me yours first since I need to change your contact name.

Animal Hater!!
Huh?

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Shh never mind that

Animal Hater!!
No seriously what is my name in your phone?

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I'll tell you later
Anyways tell me your name and I'll tell you mine

Animal Hater!!
Eli. Short for Elijah but we don't talk about it

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Nice to meet you Eli! I'm Blair.

Elijah but we don't talk about it
Hi Blair. Does your name mean anything?

Blair.
My family's names are all Celtic and such so I thought my name would have such a beautiful and whimsical meaning but NOOO
It just means like Plains of  Grass or something

Elijah but we don't talk about it
Yikes...it's not that bad though. I knew a guy who was named Splash.

Blair.
Omg really?? What compelled his parents to name their child 'Splash'!

Elijah but we don't talk about it
Well he was born at a water park

Blair.
Fascinating!
Does your name mean anything?

Elijah but we don't talk about it
I don't really know but it sounds kinda biblical

Blair.
You should ask your parents I bet they would love to tell you!

Elijah but we don't talk about it
Maybe.

Blair.
Oh guess what!

Elijah but we don't talk about it
What?

Blair.
I'm going to buy one of the kittens you horribly bashed

Elijah but we don't talk about it
I literally wasn't being rude I just said I don't like animals

Blair.
Those kittens never did anything to you! ;(

Elijah but we don't talk about it
Can you not

Blair.
:)

Elijah but we don't talk about it
Oh and tell me what my name was in your phone

Blair.
:)