Elijah but we don't talk about it
Give me a reason.

Blair.
You won't get to play that video game you're waiting for

Elijah but we don't talk about it
Oh my god you're right

Blair.
So what game has the honor?

Elijah but we don't talk about it
Animal crossing

Blair.
NANSJEOWJWDJ SAME
Omg do you want to get married in animal crossing

Elijah but we don't talk about it
no

Blair.
Haha I was just playing...
Speaking of which are you in a relationship?

Elijah but we don't talk about it
Nope what about you

Blair.
Nah but I wish
I really like this guy in my earth science class

Elijah but we don't talk about it
Ew earth science- I can barely stay awake in that class

Blair.
Elijah.
I think we're soulmates.

Elijah but we don't talk about it
I didn't sign up for your constant flirting

Blair.
AWW YOU COMMITTED YOURSELF TO ME???

Elijah but we don't talk about it
Oh my god stop taking everything so seriously

Blair.
Your life is serious to me Elijah.

Elijah but we don't talk about it
Woah serious you makes me uncomfortable

Blair.
Bro-

Elijah but we don't talk about it
But thanks

Blair.
De nada!

Elijah but we don't talk about it
So Blair, how old are you?

Blair.
204 months

Elijah but we don't talk about it
Wait really? I'm 45

Blair.
HUH

Elijah but we don't talk about it
Just kidding I'm 18

Blair.
Did you just-
Use humor?

Elijah but we don't talk about it
Yeah?

Blair.
I'm buying a cake we need to celebrate this

Elijah but we don't talk about it
No no it's okay

Blair.
But cake!!!!

Elijah but we don't talk about it
I'm good thanks though

Blair.
I am now depressed

Elijah but we don't talk about it
Oh please you don't know what depression is like

Blair.
Oh uh...okay.