(Alex POV)
A week after the blackout, everything had almost gone back to normal.

Evan was officially my son. He's just so shy and adorable I can't not claim him.

He seems slightly weirded out by me, but that's nothing new.

Luckily, he's not in any of Zoe's classes, so I've managed to keep the secret. But I don't think that's gonna last very long.

I have accidentally forgotten to disclose to you the fact that there have been nightly 'meetings' since James' "accident".

Today is Friday, April 21. I don't know why I needed to tell you the date. But there you go. Right now, me and the squad are just hanging out at Central Park. As ya do.

Everyone was playing tag/ throwing a frisbee full speed at each other's necks. Like friends do.

Evan, the sweet little bean, was attempting to join in, but failing miserably.

I decided I would help mah sweet cinnamon roll out and throw him the frisbee.

I did not expect Zoe to attempt to intercept and knock Evan over.

Oh..... My god.

Without thinking, I yelled "Evan!" And started running over to him.

Everyone was staring at me.

I think this counts as a... 'Fuck Up'?

".... Evan?"

I looked at everyone, then at Evan, who's arm was bent weirdly.

"I- I can't feel my arm. I can't feel my arm! Alex, call an ambulance! I- I think it's broken!"

I forgot about everyone else and called 911.

(THIS TIMESKIP IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY Abstract13 LOL)

Why is everyone I know getting severely injured? I can't deal with everyone almost dying, yo.

Wh- why?

What?

How can you continuously have such bad grammar? English is a beautiful language.

Because fuck English.

Aaaanywho, I was sitting in the waiting room, hoping to all that is smol in the world that Evan would be alright.

I still hadn't explained the whole 'Evan' thing.

Yeah.

And then I passed out.

(WOOP SHOOP DOOP)

I was back in the room. This time, I was the first to arrive. Everyone slowly tricked in and we sat there, catching up.

Apparently, Lin had gotten two turtles. He said they where adorable.

Alex was talking about how we where her because James HAD been paired with someone and he was theorizing who it could be.

"... And it could also be Hercules. I mean, he di-"

Before our rambling ham could continue, the man himself, Hercules mulligan, busted through the door two from Laff's.

"YoU rAnG?!?"

"Oh my god a strange pheasant." Jefferson said.

"What the fuck Jefferson?"

A soft squeak could be heard from the door to the right of the one Hercules had come out of.

Alex, thinking the squeak was James' ,ran up and opened the door.

He looked..... underwhelmed.

"Well? Continuez avec ça, mon ami."

"No!" Hammy turned and slammed the door. "This is.. WRONG."

".... Um.. Sorry but... What is 'wrong'?" The person on the other side of the door asked.

"YOU! I can't believe it! This doesn't make any sense. I thought- It had to be-"

"Alexander, Mon Ami. Who is it?"

"It's that.. you know, that Evan kid."

(A/N)
AYYYYYYYYY DUDEOS

SORRY FOR THE LATE UPDATE HAVING AN F SUCKS.

ALSO EVERYONE SAY HI TO Abstract13 SHE'S THE PERSON THAT LAUREN IS LOOSELY BASED OFF OF YAAAAAAAAY!

So yeah the French isn't that important so I just didn't sub it. lol.

ALSO!

I AM LOOKING FOR SOME PEOPLE WHO ARE WILLING TO LET THEMSELVES BE PUT INTO THIS CRAZY EXPERIMENT.

PM ME AND I'LL ASK YOU A COUPLEA QUESTIONS AND THEN YOU MIGHT BE PUT INTO THIS BEUTIFULL PIECE OF GARBAGE.

So bai guys.

lol

OH WAIT AND I MIGHT ALSO INTRODUCE A CONNOR BUT HUSH HUSH.