(Lauren POV)
I was working on French homework, not wanting Alex to think I was using her, and I had decided to walk out onto the balcony for some fresh air.

I saw something flying through the air, and recognized it as a paper airplane.

Omg. It's flying straight at my face.

(Alex POV)
Ya know. It must be nice to be normal.

At the moment, I'm watching Alex and Jefferson arguing about something. Probably politics stuff.

Me, Zoe, and John are all sitting there, being generally annoyed, while Lin is in his own separate corner with a giddy smile on his face.

How?

Hammy looks like he may do one of two things. One, he punches Jefferson in the face. Two, he kisses Jefferson.

I'm kinda hoping for the latter.

Wait.

Ew.

I think Hammy is about to consider option number two, when I spy a door being opened out of my peripheral.

It's Lauren.

Cool.

Her face turns red and she shuts it.

Kinda loudly.

The room goes quiet.

"What was that?" Hammy asks.

The door opens slowly, and she timidly walks out. Like a cute little kitten.

Her face is bright red. Like, a tomato in the middle of a massacre.

I'm good with analogies.

Hammy has a smug look on his face.

Oh no please.

She's fourteen.

Ew.

We all waited. She obviously had become part of the self dubbed (by Lin because he's a nerd) the "Hamilsquad"

Which meant she was bringing someone with her.

After a solid two minutes of waiting, another woman opened her door.

I recognized her as Elizabeth Hamilton-Schuyler.

Her husband ran over and embraced her. Speaking at approximately a gazillion words-per-second.

She simply smiled and listened.

I think Eliza is the most amazing woman ever.

Lin let out an inhuman squeal that I recognized Zoe doing before.

John sat there.

Poor dude.

Meanwhile, Lauren had no idea what was going on. I waved her over, and told her to take a seat. I crossed my legs and began.

"So." I said. I had rehearsed this to many times to count. "You may be wondering how and what in the name of anything and everything is going on. Well, I have no straight answer for that, but I can tell you that your life is about to get a whole heap crazier. " I continued to explain what exactly we knew about the situation.

At some point Eliza began listening. She looked at me with this weird "hi I love everything and everything is going to be okay" smile.

I was scared.

"...Yeah. So anyways I guess welcome to the-"Lin cut me off.

"Welcome to the Hamilsquad!"

"I did not agree to that name!" Jefferson stated.

(A/N)
WOW!!! A CHAPTER THAT DOESN'T END ON A CLIFFHANGER??!?!? ALLERT THE PRESS!! SOUND THE ALARMS!!

LafTheFrenchie , beware, the goeth before the fall.

Snowflakeforever10 ye I tried.

Shoutout to yoitszoe 's weird friend Jaz who wanted it read to her.

Yeah so I guess there is Jamilton in this chapter. Sadly, this book will have none. But hopefully I can lay on the Lams thick.

To be clear, Alex is in 8th grade here. So yeah.

Don't forget to be Memely.
- A dot Phee
(LOL PLOT TWIST)