F/n and M/n belong to me. Red VS Blue belongs to RoosterTeeth. Also I'm not the biggest Halo fan so if something Doesn't add up or something please let me know.

(The Squad is playing Minecraft together)

M/n: "Ooh, a village! You know what that means!"

Sheila: "Hostile takeover?"

Church: "Genocide?"

Tucker: "Steal everything!"

M/n: "No, I meant-"

Caboose: "I didn't know we would fight the ender dragon this early! A village worth of beds isn't enough!"

Tex: "WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?!"

M/n: "...I was going to say move into the village and become the mayors..."

Caboose: "Ohhhh! That sounds like a better idea."

Tex: "Agreed."

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Church: "What's worse than a heartbreak?"

Caboose: "Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging."

M/n: "Waking up in the morning."

Sheila: "Waking up."

Tex: "Waking up in the morning..."

Tex: "And seeing Tucker."

Tucker: "Hey! Rude!!"

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M/n: "Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke."

Tucker: "Okay, but what is updog?"

Sheila: "Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish."

Church: "No, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released."

Caboose: "No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden."

Tex: "Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter."

M/n: "That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs."

Church: "You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current."

Sheila: "No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway."

Tucker: "What's a henway??"

M/n: "Oh, about five pounds."

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M/n: "I'm the smartest person in my friend group."

Church: "You hang out with Tucker, Caboose, Tex, and Sheila."

Church: "It's not as high a compliment as you think."

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Church, rubbing his temples: "I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette."

M/n: "But Church, we don't smoke."

Church: "Cut the crap, M/n. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke."

Church: "*points at Tucker* One! *points at Caboose* Two! *points at Sheila* Three! *points at Tex* Four! *points at M/n* Five!"

Church: "Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!"

Tucker: *puts a cigarrette in Church's hand*

Church: "Thank you. ...Light?"

The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

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Tucker: "Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Sheila and Caboose's convo?"

Church: "Me. I'm in the laundry basket."

M/n: "I'm in the washing machine."

Tex: "I'm in the closet."

Church: "We accept you Tex. <3"

Tex: "No I'm literally in the closet."

Church: "Love is love. <3"

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Caboose: "I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise."

Tucker: "What's the surprise?"

Church: "Blood poisoning."

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M/n: "Stressed."

Tex: "Depressed."

Sheila: "Possessed."

Church: "Obsessed."

Tucker: "Impressed."

Caboose: "Chicken breast."

Everyone: "...What?"

Caboose: "I just wanted to join in."

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