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How would each Team Member react to getting a gift?

Grif: "Wow! That's awesome! I'll pay you back!"

Sarge: "You didn't have to get this for me..."

F/n: "S-stupid! Now I HAVE to get you something!"

Simmons: "Th-thanks, but why?"

Donut: "Oh my! I can't accept a gift like this!"

Lopez: "Guardaste el recibo? (Did you keep the receipt?)"

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F/n: "Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life."

Sarge: "It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back..."

Grif: "Oh wow, my childhood innocence!
Thank you for finding this."

Donut: "My will to live! I haven't seen this in years."

Lopez: "Sabía que había perdido ese potencial en alguna parte. (I knew I lost that potential somewhere)"

Simmons: "Mental stability, my old friend!"

F/n: "Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?"

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Simmons: "Christmas lights?"

Grif: "Check."

Donut: "Thermos of hot cocoa?"

Grif: "Check."

Sarge: "Santa suits?"

Grif: "Check."

Lopez: "Pala? (Shovel?)"

Grif: "Check."

F/n: "Alibi and bail money?"

Grif: "Check- wait, WHAT?!"

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Grif: "Rules were made to be broken."

Sarge: "They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken."

Lopez: "Uh, piñatas."

F/n: "Glow sticks."

Donut: "Karate boards."

Simmons: "Spaghetti when you have a small pot."

Grif: "Rules."

Sarge: "..."

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F/n: "Bye Lopez! Bye Donut! Bye Sarge! Bye Simmons! Bye Lopez!"

Grif: "You said 'bye Lopez' twice."

F/n: "I like Lopez."

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F/n: "Dumbest scar stories, go!"

Donut: "I burned my tongue once drinking tea."

Lopez: "Una vez se me cayó un secador de pelo en la pierna y se quemó. (I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned)"

Sarge: "I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade."

Simmons: "I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn."

Grif: "I have emotional scars."

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Grif: "What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?"

Grif: "Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies."

Sarge: "Socks are Feetie Heaties."

Lopez: "Los desfibriladores son Heartie Starties. (Defibrillators are Heartie Starties)"

F/n: "Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies."

Donut: "Stamps are Lickie Stickies."

Simmons: "I hate you guys so much."

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Donut: "Is it still visible? Where F/n slapped me?"

Sarge: "Your face looks like a don't walk signal."

Lopez: "Tu cara parece un negativo de la foto de la caja del ayudante de hamburguesas. (Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box)"

Grif: "A palm reader could tell F/n's future by looking at your face."

Simmons: "The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face."

Donut: "...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed."

Who is your favourite Red Team Member?