Chapter 3: Weird Spy Stuff

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Here we see the demigirls exhausted from last night as we see you come out of the panic room and you see them looking at you with an angry glare.

(Y/N): "You do realize it's against the law to bang you girls and vice versa right?"

Cerea: "We can't help it, our desires... get the best of us when there's a full moon."

(Y/N): "Which is why me and the rest of the humans in this apartment were in a panic room for such an occasion."

Jessica: *To Cerea* "Does this happen to all demihumans?"

Cerea: "Yes, it's a trait that is shared to all demihumans. However it's even worse for most species...."

Cerea was looking at Rachnera as she was knitting a sweater from her silk as she sees the demigirls looking at her.

Rachnera: "What?"

(Y/N): "Welp anyways, I'm gonna take a morning walk. See ya."

We later see you walking on your own and you see two women fighting each other and they're Shego and Kim Possible but you don't recognize Kim Possible at all.

(Y/N): "Who's that girl fighting the green lady?"

You then see the girls stop and they turn to you.

Shego: "Wait, what did you say?"

Kim: "You never heard of me?"

(Y/N): "I have never seen you before in my life."

Kim then feels a sharp pain in her ego like a knife stabbing her in the heart 10,000 times.

(Y/N): "What's wrong with your friend there, she looks like someone kicked her in the crotch."

Shego: "You never heard of Kim Possible?"

(Y/N): "No."

Kim: "Ow....right in the ego. Are you sure you read a magazine?"

(Y/N): "Nope."

Kim: "Watched the news about me?"

(Y/N): "Nah, just the weather."

Kim: "My website?"

(Y/N): "You have a website?"

Kim: "Yes, have you been on it?"

(Y/N): "Nope."

Kim: "Have you seen the alien invasion?"

(Y/N): "Which one? Isn't there like a bunch of alien invasions these days? Tetramands, Incursions, viltrumite, kryptonian, and the recent sequid attack?"

Kim: "The Lowardians."

(Y/N): "Ohh, nope I have not."

Kim was shocked to hear you say that as Shego saw the reaction on Kim's face.

Shego: "How about we call it a draw on this one and I'll let you process all of this..."

Some time has passed and we see Kim hanging out with Monique at the mall and she explains that you think that Kim Possible was invisible to you.

Monique: "So this guy never heard of you at all? That's a first."

Kim: "It's like I don't exist to him."

Monique: "Well have you tried getting his attention?"

Kim: "Well no actually."

Monique: "Well what does he do for work?"

Kim: "Dangerous jobs actually."

Monique: "Like what?"

Meanwhile with you, we see you at your Doorman job and you are talking to a doppelganger.

(Y/N): "For the last time no! I'm not gonna let you in!"

Doppelganger: "What if these guys were assholes?"

(Y/N): "Letting you eat them will make me just as bad as they are. Sorry."

Back to Kim and Monique.

Kim: "I can't believe he's never heard of me."

Monique: "Hey come on, he has to hear about you somewhere."

Kim and Monique then hear some commotion from the food court and they go to the source and they see you talking to Kim's old cheerleading team and Bonnie.

(Y/N): "And that is how you avoid an Eyeless Dog while on a scrap run."

Bonnie: "So you play dead?"

(Y/N): "And not shower and make yourself sweaty enough you would be too smelly to be appetizing."

Tera: "Ohh that's effective, gross but effective."

(Y/N): "And if you're gonna be shipwrecked on a planet, make sure it's not covered in a giant ocean because the last planet I crashed landed on had a lot of fish. And if you do crash on a planet like that, get used to the taste of fish."

Bonnie: "Eww..."

(Y/N): "Eh you get used to it."

Bonnie: "Well fish or not, how do you manage to survive?"

(Y/N): "I also eat plants that also taste like fish."

Bonnie: "Those don't exist, do they?"

Kim: *Walks by* "What's going on here?"

Bonnie: "The new guy is telling stories about his time in space."

(Y/N): "Hey Bonnie, who's she?"

Bonnie: "Uh that's Kim, you know Kim Possible."

(Y/N): "Never heard about her in my entire life."

The girls all laughed thinking it was a joke as Bonnie then saw that you weren't joking and the laughter slowly died down.

Bonnie: "Oh fuck you're serious..."

Tera: "How can you not have heard of Kim Possible?!"

(Y/N): "I don't know."

Hope: "She saved the world from an alien invasion!"

(Y/N): "What the Viltrumites? I would have known that because that's Invincible's thing."

Liz: "No!"

(Y/N): "Kryptonians? Those guys are jackasses with some minor exceptions."

Hope: "No."

(Y/N): "The Flaxxans?"

Cheerleaders: "Lowardians!"

(Y/N): "Oh, never heard of them."

Bonnie: *To Kim* "You were not kidding about this were you?"

Kim: "Nope. Now I know how Ron feels."

(Y/N): "Okay weird redhead lady."

Kim: "I have a name, it's Kim Possible."

(Y/N): "I don't follow."

Kim then gets frustrated and leaves as you turn to the cheerleaders.

(Y/N): "What's up with her?"

Bonnie: "I think you're the only person in the world who has never heard of Kim Possible, she's world famous."

(Y/N): "Huh, weird. Oh well, anyways, I better get going home. See you girls later."

You then leave the room as the cheerleaders turn to each other.

Crystal: "The one guy who never heard of Kim Possible and we just met him."

Tera: "Should we do something about this so Kim doesn't lose her mind over this?"

Bonnie: "Honestly I say we just let it slide."

Tera: "Why?"

Bonnie: "It's a slippery slope if you ask me. And that's not me hating Kim, I'm saying this with honesty."

Crystal: "Okay but if things get serious, we step in, deal?"

Bonnie: "Alright didn't say I warned ya."

Sometime later, we see you on a bus to Beverly Hills, California so that you can go to your summer beach house which used to belong to a certain trio of spies. By the time you arrive there, we see you sitting on the couch watching TV.

(Y/N): "3 months of vacation time all to myself."

Meanwhile in Singapore, we see the spies, Clover, Alex, and Sam are at their new college which is called AIYA, Asian-International Youth Academy, as they feel like someone is at their old beach house.

Clover: "Does anyone get the feeling that someone is at our old beach house?"

Alex: "That old place? We haven't been to that place in a long time, why did you bring it up?"

Clover: "Well have you ever thought about what ever happened to our beach house? Plus it probably still has some of our old stuff in it." *Whispers* "And our spy stuff too."

Sam: "Maybe we should check it out?"

Alex: "I don't see why not."

Sometime later, we see you still at the beach house and you are napping on the couch as we see the spies fall into the room through a transport tube installed in the Beach House.

Clover: "Okay where is this guy?"

Alex: *sees you taking a nap on the couch*"Found him, he's taking a nap."

Clover: *Checks you out* "Hm, well he does look peaceful when he's sleeping and kinda cute in the right light."

Sam: "What is he even doing here?"

(Y/N): *wakes up*"Man I had the weirdest dream, I need to lay off the discount pizza."*sees the spies*"What are you doing here? In my vacation home?"

Clover: "What are you doing here?"

(Y/N): "Oh I bought the place, this is a nice vacation home."

Clover: "Which is our beach house."

(Y/N): "But you don't live here anymore, and this place was on sale and your landlord said it is on sale."

Alex: "Jerry did say this beach house will be sold to someone else since we don't live here anymore."

Sam: "I guess this house belongs to this guy now."

Clover: "Hang on, can we at least check our old rooms in case we left something there."

Sam: "Oh yeah, can you let us into our old rooms?"

(Y/N): "Sure."

We then see the girls go into their old rooms and they look around for their stuff.

Alex: *Sees Ollie* "Ollie! I haven't seen you in a long time! I am so sorry I left you here all on your own! Did you miss me?" *as Ollie* "Don't worry, Alex, I'm not mad at you."

Meanwhile with Clover, we see Clover looking through her old room, as she found some of her clothes.

Clover: "I've been wondering where these went."

Clover then looked around more in the closet and saw some of her old highschool outfits that she used to wear.

Clover: "Woah I haven't seen these in awhile. Better bring these back to the dorm."

Meanwhile with Sam, we see her looking around in her room, as she finds her old books and she looks through them.

Sam: "These books really bring me back."

Sam looked around more in her closet as she found some black lingerie that Clover gave to her and blushed a bit.

Sam: "Why did Clover give me these?"

Flashback, (When the spies were in highschool)

Sam: *Sees the lingerie set Clover has* "Clover! What... the heck is that?!"

Clover: "Lingerie for you, because let's be honest, they look better on me."

Sam: "Don't you mean on me, and since when do you wear... that? We're all in highschool.

Clover: "My mom let me try on her lingerie and she decided to buy some for me."

Alex: "Why?"

Clover: "Well she said I'm a growing woman."

Sam: "And she thought giving a teenager lingerie was a good gift? I mean isn't this what adults wear?"

Clover: "Yeah, but she wore them when she was a teen herself and her mom let her wear them, and now I wear them sometimes and now you'll wear them."

Sam: "Something tells me that I will regret this."

End of flashback

Sam: "Hm, wonder if it still fits."

We then see Sam try on the lingerie as we see Clover come into Sam's room by accident and sees Sam in the lingerie.

Clover: "Woah, that still fits you?"

Sam: *covers herself*"It's not what it looks like!"

Clover: "I forgot you have these." *looks closer* "Wait, that's the lingerie I gave you back in highschool, those still fit you?"

Sam: "Apparently so."

Meanwhile with you, we see you watching TV and we see the girls come down with boxes of their old stuff from their rooms.

(Y/N): "Got what you all needed?"

Alex: "I got Ollie, he's a bit peeved I left him here."

(Y/N): "Ollie?"

Sam: "Her toy turtle."

(Y/N): "Oh he and I always talk to each other about the mysteries of life and life's biggest questions."

Alex: "Is this true Ollie?"*as Ollie* "Yes, Alex he always asks me stuff like do you wonder why we're all here?"*as Alex*"Wow that is deep."

Clover: "Yeah for a stuffed toy."

Sam: "Clover, let her have this moment okay."

(Y/N): "Oh I didn't get your names, what are your names?"

Clover: "I'm Clover and this is Sam, and that's Alex." *Leans on you* "But you can call me smitten~."

Sam: *Groans* "Clover!"

Clover: "Whaaat? He's hot."

(Y/N): "You look beautiful too."

Clover: "Aww thank you." *to Sam* "See Sammy, this cutie knows what I'm talking about."

(Y/N): "By the way, do you guys know some girl calling herself Kim Possible?"

Alex: "Wait, you don't know who Kim Possible is?"

(Y/N): "Nope, she's a mystery to me. I never heard of her at all."

Sam: "How can you not know-" *Realizes your autistic* "Ohhh... your autistic..."

Alex: "Autistic?"

Clover: "Is he one of those weirdos?"

Sam: "No, it means he just... thinks differently, plus anything weird to us is normal to him, and he has a blunt way of seeing things."

Clover: "Ohh, right."

(Y/N): "So who is Kim Possible?"

Sam: "She's the spy who saved the world from an alien invasion."

(Y/N): "Like the viltrumites?"

Alex: "No, the Lowardians."

(Y/N): "Never heard of them."

Spies: "Seriously?"

(Y/N): "Yep."

Alex: "Okay that is so weird."

Clover: "It's not his fault, he just thinks differently, and probably doesn't watch the news."

(Y/N): "Gotcha."

Sam: "Anyways, thank you for letting us get out stuff from our old rooms."

(Y/N): "You are welcome."

Clover: *Gives you her phone* "And if you want, you can give me your number."

(Y/N): "Why would you want my number?"

Clover: "So we can chat, or text each other."

(Y/N): "Oh okay." *Gives Clover his phone number* "Here you go, Clover."

Clover: "Thanks (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "Anytime."

Later on, we see the spies back in Singapore and we see Clover texting you.

Sam: "What are you doing Clover?"

Clover: "Texting (Y/N)." *giggles* "He's such a nice guy, he even found a nice place for lunch."

Alex: "Where is he?"

Clover: "He's at a pizzeria and he's hanging out with Pam Anderson...."

Alex and Sam: "What?"

Meanwhile with you, we see you eating pizza at a pizzeria with Erotica Jones.

Erotica: "So is this the pizzeria you wanted to take me to?"

(Y/N): "Yep, just to warn you though the pizza is hot."

Erotica: "Alright."

We see Erotica try the pizza and she likes it.

Erotica: "Mm, this is delicious."

(Y/N): "Right? This is a good pizzeria just for people like us."

Erotica: "You know how to treat a girl."

(Y/N): "Yeah I do, I've been texting a friend about this place and who I'm with. She thinks I'm with the real Pam Anderson."

Erotica: "I get that a lot."

(Y/N): *looks at the texts from Clover*"Now she's sending me a million texts pretty much ranting about how much of a big deal it is to hang out with Pam Anderson."

Erotica: "You think we should invite her and explain that I'm not Pam Anderson?"

(Y/N): "Eh I don't want her to waste her time on something stupid, she could be in the middle of homework right now."

Meanwhile with the spies, we see Clover ranting on how much of a big deal hanging out with Pam Anderson via text as both Alex and Sam see this happening.

Alex: "If you keep texting like that Clover you might cramp your hand."

Sam: "Is something wrong?"

Clover: *while texting on her phone*"Having lunch with a celebrity is a big deal and I am telling him how much will change if you have a casual lunch with a celebrity!"

Alex: "I think you're just overreacting."

Sam: "Maybe if you let him explain, this could be resolved without going crazy."

Clover: "What could he explain about how he's hanging out with Pam Anderson?"*received a text from you* *reads the text* "She's a woman who looks like Pam Anderson." *Relaxes* "Oh that's a relief."

Sam: "Told ya."

Meanwhile with you, we see you and Erotica at a claw machine and you won a giant teddy bear for her.

(Y/N): "The key to claw machines, learn to aim where you want the claw to be."

Erotica: "Thanks (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "Anytime."

Later on, we see you and Erotica at a movie and you don't get the point of the movie since it was a rom-com and you never understood the plot with them.

(Y/N): "I don't get it."

Erotica: "It's a rom com."

(Y/N): "But I don't get it."

Erotica: "Well it's a romance comedy."

(Y/N): "Why did it take so long for the guy to say I love you to the girl?"

Erotica: "That's how rom coms work."

(Y/N): "Gotcha."

Sometime later, we see you and Erotica at a spa and you both are in a hot tub relaxing and you are in your swimming trunks.

(Y/N): "Man, this place knows how to treat their customers."

Erotica: "Why are you wearing swimming trunks?"

(Y/N): "Because this is a public place, don't you have a swim suit of your own?

Erotica: "Actually I'm not wearing a swimsuit."

(Y/N): "Why?"

Erotica: "It's a hot tub, it's a good spot to relax without clothes on."

(Y/N): "But the sign says swimsuit is mandatory."

Erotica: "And there's another sign that says clothing is optional."

You saw the sign that says clothing is optional next to the sign that says swimsuits are mandatory.

(Y/N): "Why would they put up those signs?"*to an employee*"Hey lady, what gives with the signs? One says clothing is optional and the other says swimsuits are mandatory, don't they contradict with each other?"

Employee: "Clothes are mandatory if you want, but it is optional."

(Y/N): "But why would you put those signs up? This is a public place where everyone can see you. As in, everyone will see your goods if you don't wear a swimsuit."

Employee: *looks around*"You make an excellent point."*to Erotica*"I'm sorry ma'am, I'm afraid you have to wear a swimsuit. It's a good thing we hand out swimsuits to our guests."

Frenchie: One swimsuit change later

Erotica: *feels how comfy the swimsuit is*" Not bad, thanks (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "Just pointing out things that shouldn't be there."

Erotica: "Well you are a nice guy to hang out with."

(Y/N): "Thanks, you know just because you're a stripper doesn't mean you have to be naked everywhere, especially at a spa."

Erotica: "I only do that when I'm on the clock or when I'm at home."

(Y/N): "As you should."

Erotica: "Or if there's a clothing optional sign."

(Y/N): "But swimwear isn't clothing."

Erotica: "Or if I go to a nudist beach, that is if I go to one, would you go to one?"

(Y/N): "Not really."

Erotica: "Fair point, so want to meet my friends?"

(Y/N): "Sure, I don't see why not. I could also see where you work, so that I can visit you."

Erotica: "Okay, I just hope you don't mind where I work."

We later see you at the Tenderloins as you see the strippers doing some pole dancing while you are talking to Erotica's co-workers.

(Y/N): "So you work at a strip club?"

Catt: "Pretty much."

Giselle: "How did you know Erotica?"

(Y/N): "Oh we met on a train ride and then we decided to hang out with each other."

Persephone: "Nice, so what did you two do with each other?"

(Y/N): "Had pizza, went to a movie, went to a spa where we just relaxed in a hot tub, and now I'm watching her work."

Giselle: "Speaking of work, have any of you girls seen those twirly pasties anywhere?"

Catt: "Have you checked your locker?"

Giselle: "I haven't checked there yet, maybe I should check there, thanks."

We see Giselle leave the area as you turn to Catt and Persephone.

(Y/N): "She's not bright isn't she?"

Persephone: " Yeah, but we still like her, we just have to make sure she doesn't do anything dangerous in her routines."

Catt: "Like breathing fire or juggling chainsaws."

(Y/N): "What stripper would do that? Those are the dumbest ideas ever, of all time."

Catt: "Yeah, too bad the strip club near ours burned down when Giselle worked there."

(Y/N): "You mean Silicones? I heard the dancers there were hired by this place after the incident."

Persephone: "Yeah, after Giselle did one of her routines she set the place on fire and now the dancers quit their jobs there and got hired by the Tenderloins."

(Y/N): "Man, the boss must have a big heart to bring those girls in for a job here."

Catt: "That would be Erotica since Kevin promoted her and gave her his job after he saw she can run the place better than him."

(Y/N): "Huh, to make a successful strip club, make a woman the boss."

Catt: "True, and since then we've been letting in men and women who are either gay, bi, pan, or whatever orientation they're in."

Persephone: "And even transgender too."

(Y/N): "Nice."

Later on, we see you at a VIP room in the Tenderloins and we see Erotica with you in there, you only wanted that room so that you can chat with her while she's on the clock.

Erotica: "So you only want this room to talk to me while I'm on the clock huh?"

(Y/N): "Yep, so why did you take the job of a stripper anyways?"

Erotica:" Well it started off as a summer job but soon I grew to like the job. Now my co-workers are now my friends."

(Y/N): "Cool, it's nice to have a job you enjoy, good friends, good pay, and good work ethic."

Erotica: "Yep, so want me to dance for ya?"

(Y/N): "I don't see why not."

Erotica: "Cool."

We then see Erotica do her pole dancing while you watch her dance.

(Y/N): "You know Layla often comes to places like this, now I see the appeal."

Erotica: *while pole dancing*"Layla? Oh you mean that girl who has supple lips, the kind that would make any guy feel like the luckiest guy on Earth every time she kisses you?"

(Y/N): "Yeah, she's my girlfriend, you know her?"

Erotica: *does an upside down split on the pole*"She's a regular here, she likes to see the girls dancing here."

(Y/N): "She is bisexual."

Erotica: *puts the pole between her breasts*"Yep, but she doesn't do anything with us, she's just there for entertainment or just to give us constructive criticism on our establishment."

(Y/N): "Well, it is good for everyone to make some critiques so that people can improve themselves upon them."

Erotica: *moons at you*"Yeah I guess you can say that."

(Y/N): "Say weird question, but what do you know about Stripperella?"

Erotica: *does a jack-o pose*"Oh uh, well she's a nice and sexy hero and spy, especially to both men and women to some extent."

(Y/N): "It sounds like you know her inside and out. Like you are her."

Erotica: *does a pivot turn*"Whaat? No, I'm not Stripperella."

(Y/N): "I didn't say you are Stripperella. So you said you are Stripperella."

Erotica: *sighs*"You got me, what gave it away?"

(Y/N): *Looks at Erotica and a poster of Striperella* *To Erotica* "Honestly, you and Stripperella look alike since there's a poster in here, have the same hairstyle, same bod, same tattoo, and you pretty much told me you were Striperella."

Erotica: *sits on your lap*"Well most people don't see the poster in the room because they're too focused on the stripper in here."

(Y/N): "Well I observe everything in the room, but sometimes I have a hard time reading the room though."

Erotica: "Really? Why?"

Flashback

Here we see Cerea and Miia fighting over the remote and you and Papi were watching the TV flicker between channels and neither one of you stop the fight between Cerea and Miia because there's nothing on the TV.

Papi: "Should we stop them from fighting each other (Y/N)?"

(Y/N): "There's nothing on today anyways so why bother."

End of flashback

Erotica: "So you were sitting there while a centaur and a lamia were fighting over a remote to flicker through channels."

(Y/N): "Yeah there was nothing to watch on TV."

Erotica: "Okay then, so what do you think they're doing now?"

(Y/N): "Not sure."

Meanwhile with the girls, we see the hero and villain girls watching TV at your house and we see Diana putting horseshoes on Cerea as we see the demigirls holding her down because Cerea doesn't like horseshoes.

Miia: *while holding Cerea by her horse half with her tail*"The doctor and the vet say it's mandatory for centaurs to wear horseshoes because they are good for your health!"

Cerea: *while struggling to get out of their grip*"Never! I will not be treated like a common farm animal!"

Papi: *while holding Cera by her arm*"Cerea, do you want your hooves to have wear and tear? Whatever those are."

Diana: *finishes with the first horseshoe*"The first one is done. Onto the next one."

Cerea then breaks out of their grip as we see her make a run for it and when the front door opens we see Cerea get caught in Rachnera's webs and she is completely immobilized.

Rachnera: "(Y/N) took you to the doctor and the vet to get an answer on why you keep on getting hoof cramps, can you at least respect his wishes and bear with it a little longer?"

Mero: "The front door got opened, who is it at the door?"

Diana carried the other horseshoes and when she saw someone at the door she immediately drop everything in her hands and saw it was her mother Hippolyta.

Hippolyta: "So this is the home of (Y/N)."

Diana: "Mother?!"

Hippolyta: *sees the demigirls*"Why is this home infested with beasts?"

Rachnera: "Have you been living under a rock?"

Hippolyta: "Why would I live under a rock? I live on a rock called Themyscira. I am Hippolyta, Crowned Queen of Themyscira and mother of Diana, Crowned Princess of Themyscira."*sees Cerea in Rachnera's webs*"Why is a centaur in arachne webbing?"

Diana: *picks up her tools*"(Y/N) instructed me to place horseshoes onto Cerea but it is proven difficult due to her hatred towards horseshoes."

We then see Hippolyta cut Cerea free and we see Hippolyta look at Cerea with a stern glare.

Hippolyta: "If centaurs are loyal and honorable as they are then hear me centaur, as Queen of the Amazons I hear by command you to let my daughter tend to your care by placing horseshoes onto your hooves. As a warrior, the word of Royalty is law, which means my word is law. Do I make myself clear!?"

Cerea: *bows to Hippolyta*"Yes, your highness."

Rachnera: "Seriously? It took orders from a queen to get Cerea to behave?"

Diana: "I tried that method but it didn't work."

Hippolyta: "Perhaps she saw you as a common woman in the World of Man, not an Amazon Princess."

Sometime later, we see Cerea now wearing horseshoes as we see Diana talking to Hippolyta.

Diana: "Why are you here mother?"

Hippolyta: "I want to see (Y/N)'s recipe book on monster cuisine, it is called Dungeon Cuisine cookbook."

Kara: *While reading dungeon cuisine*"You mean this book."

Karen: "Wait, how do you know (Y/N)? Aren't you like the Queen of an island that is exclusive to women?"

Hippolyta: "Well I have not met him personally but my sister Antiope met him, he and my sister went to another world to raid dungeons using a mystic spell to make a portal provided by our oracles. She had told me about recipes made from scorpions the size of a nemean lion cub with a mix of mushrooms that walk on feet, mimics, and even a recipe of how to prepare living armor."

Kara: "Uh huh, yeah that's good." *Whispers to Jessica* "She's gone off the deep end."

Babs: *looks through the Dungeon Cuisine cookbook*"I don't know, (Y/N) has found some good recipes on how to turn monsters into a full course meal no problem, and it's written in (Y/N)'s handwriting."

Miia: "I don't know... that is way too out there even for (Y/N)."

Hippolyta: "It is a good thing I brought Antiope to provide first hand experience."

We then see Antiope come into the room and the girls saw her eating treasure but actually it's insects that look like coins and she is casually eating them.

Jessica: "What are you eating?"

Antiope: "Insects that take the form of treasure. Excellent snack food for a dungeon raider, (Y/N) taught me the recipe among other recipes. Did you know these creatures are the natural predators of Mimics?"

Jessica: "Mimics?"

Babs: "They're creatures that take the form of treasure chests or whatever they appear to attract prey in a fantasy setting."

Diana then tries one of the treasure insects and surprisingly, it tastes good and she starts eating them like she had ice cream for the first time as we see Antiope push Diana away.

Antiope: "Slow down Diana, save some for the others."

We then see the girls eat the treasure insects and they were gripped with the flavor, except for Jessica because she's a vegan.

Zee: "Oh this is so good!"

Babs: "How come I didn't know about this?!"

Karen: "This is delicious!"

Kara: "I am loving this!"

Jessica: "Well, I don't know about this because I'm a vegan."

Antiope: "(Y/N) has made a salad from vegetables grown on the back of a golem before. Golems are the best gardens, their formidable size and strength is too much for mere insects, they bathe themselves in water regularly, and they keep vegetable thieves away due to their size and strength, and they provide excellent nutrients for the plants on their backs holding them together."

Jessica was about to say something but then paused for a second and then she was shocked to hear about the symbiotic relationship between man and Golem and imagined what a salad made from a golem would taste like.

Jessica: "Well, that would be very good to eat."*drools from thinking what vegetables to grow on a golem's back*"Golem veggies sounds really good, I want to try them!"

Babs: "Woah, Jess, are you okay. You don't really mean that?"

Jessica: "But I'm a vegan and I eat plants."

Cerea: "So you really want to try vegetables from a Golem's back?"

Jessica: "Don't you?"

Cerea: *Thinks about it and realizes*"Yes.....I do...."

Back to you, we see you and Erotica at the front door of your apartment and you were about to open the door.

(Y/N): "The others would love meeting you, Erotica."

Erotica: "I hope they don't mind me being a stripper."

(Y/N): "Don't worry, they're very open minded people."

You then open the door and you and Erotica come into the room.

(Y/N): "Girls I'm home."

Girls: "(Y/N)!"

We then see the girls pile onto you as Erotica was surprised by this. We then see the girls shaking you around out of hunger.

Diana: "We had a taste of dungeon food and Antiope told us about your adventures in such a dungeon!"

Kara: "Serve us some dungeon grub!"

Jessica: "Especially the Golem salad!"

Erotica: "Uhh? Did you girls eat something weird or what?"

Antiope: *hands Erotica a treasure insect*"Just this."

Erotica then takes a bite of the treasure insect and she likes the flavor.

Erotica: "Mmmm, not bad."

(Y/N): *While being shaken around*"Okay just stop shaking me!"

Sometime later, we see you and the girls in a dungeon in another world and we see them looking around for what dungeon monsters to eat.

Jessica: "Where are the golems?"

(Y/N): "I mapped out this place to know where the Golems are, follow me."

We see you and the girls head to a room filled with Golems and you grab a shovel and you run up to the golems and you take out the cores that are powering them.

(Y/N): "And done."*to the girls*"Standard farm rules girls."

Kara: "When you lived on a farm in Smallville, you picked up a thing or two."

We see the girls pick out the plants as we see Jessica and Cerea drooling at the sight of how healthy and delicious they are.

Jessica: "They look so good..."

Cerea: *sees the vegetables*" I have to be honest....."*drools from the sight of the vegetables*".....I agree....."

Sometime later, we see you and the others in a hallway filled with suits of armor and Zee doesn't sense any magic from the armor.

Zee: "Huh, they're just regular armor."

Kara: "Yeah, no doubt about it."

(Y/N): "Hey Kara can you stand next to one of them."

We then see Kara stand next to one of them as we see one of the armors come to life and then try to hit Kara but its sword broke upon impact due to Kara's kryptonian skin.

Kara: *sees the other suits of armor moving*"What?!"*to Zee*"You said there's no magic in them!"

Zee: "I did! How are they even moving!?"

We then see Antiope charge into 10 of them as we see them fall apart. We then see Diana look through the inside of the head of one of the Living Armor and she sees that there's nothing inside controlling them.

Diana: "No one is in the armor."

Karen: "Zee, is there someone controlling the armor?"

Zee: "There's no one controlling the armor! How is this possible?!"

You then grab a knife and you cut a part of the inside of the helmet open and reveal a small creature as Diana sees this.

Diana: "Fascinating, there are creatures in between the layers of armor."

Kara: "Wait, the gooey stuff in the armor is what makes these suits of armor tick?!"

(Y/N): "And they're good to eat."

Kara: "How do we prepare them?"

(Y/N): "You'll find out when we get back. Now our next item on our list is mimics. Kara you're up for this one."

Kara: "Why me?"

(Y/N): "You have X-Ray Vision and you're super strong."

Kara: "Alright."

We later see you and the others in a room full of treasure chests.

Diana: "Room full of treasure chests."

Kara then uses her X-Ray vision to look through the boxes and find one mimic.

Kara: "Found it."*grabs the Mimic and feels it shaking around in its box*"Man it's squirming around."

(Y/N): "That's good, now for one last thing. Batch of Man-eating fruit."

We see the girls fighting some giant carnivorous plants and we see Diana kill one at the stem and we see her pick out the fruit.

Diana: "I have acquired the fruit."

(Y/N): "Nice one Diana."

Sometime later, we see you and the others arrive home and you have made dinner from the dungeon monsters.

(Y/N): "Alright everyone, dig in."

Cerea and Jessica tried the salad made from the golem and they were gripped by the flavor just like how Diana was when she had ice cream for the first time and immediately ate all of their salads in their bowls.

Kara: "Wow..."

Zee: *eats some of the grilled living armor*"Mmm, this is good."

Diana: *eats some boiled mimic*"It tastes like crab from Themyscira."

Karen: *eats a man eating fruit tart*"It's amazing!"

(Y/N): "Glad you girls like it."

Later after dinner, we see the girls stuffed and feel satisfied with their meals.

Jessica: "Ahhh... that was good."

Kara: "Best....food ever...."

(Y/N): "If we run into a Basilisk or a Cockatrice, we can make a thanksgiving dinner."

Miia: "I'm not eating a Basilisk."

(Y/N): "It's like chicken but bigger and better."

Jessica: "Aren't they part snake?"

(Y/N): "Well in that world it has two heads one is a snake and the other is part chicken. The chicken half is the tail while the snake half is the head."

Miia: "Well I'm not eating anything that's part snake, cause hello, lamia."

(Y/N): "Well some snakes often go after other snakes. You can eat the chicken parts, Miia."

Miia: "Well I'm not those snakes, but I'll eat the chicken parts."

(Y/N): "Hey has anyone seen Layla and Karen?"

Meanwhile with Layla and Karen, we see Layla making out with Karen and Karen can't feel anything in her body due to the immense pleasure from the kissing. Back to you.

(Y/N): "Oh well, I'm sure they will turn up. Anyways, does anyone know someone named Bim Possible? No wait, Pim Mackable? She has red hair and wears purple, and I think she has her own website.

The girls then think about who you are talking about and then they realize you're talking about Kim Possible.

Girls: "Kim Possible?!"

(Y/N): "I don't think that's her name though."

Kara: "That is her name, how did you not know her name?!"

(Y/N): *shrugs an I don't know*

Jessica: "You don't even know who she is?!"

(Y/N): "Nope."

Kara: "How?!"

Miia: "He's autistic remember?"

Girls: "Oooooh."

(Y/N): "But I do feel like I met her somewhere and I don't remember where."

Kara: "Zee, you know any memory spells?"

Zee: "I do but some of them might cause him to forget his or how to breathe. But we don't need magic to solve this."

Kara: "Why?"

Zee: "He just simply forgot."

Babs: "Or has the memory of a traumatic head injury."

Veronica: *looks at your head*"I don't see any head injuries and I've read his medical records and no history of amnesia or head injuries."

Kara: "Maybe he has the attention span of a cat?"

Zee: "Kara!"

Kara: "What? I'm just saying."

Barbi: "That is offensive to cats in this room."

Selina: "Ditto."

(Y/N): "Who are we talking about again?"

Kara: "See."

Zee: "Well I could enhance his attention span a little so he can focus more."

Babs: "Would that work?"

Zee: "Maybe? Though I don't know how autistic people would react."

Zee then casts the spell on you and then you can see far off distances and you see Anissa and Thula washing all of the blood off of themselves on Viltrum.

(Y/N): "I think I can see two women taking a bath in outer space now."

Kara: "Zee..."

Zee: "I think I maaaaaaybe amped his vision too much."

Barbi: "Too much? How is seeing something from all the way in space too much?!"

Zee: *Changes your vision back*"Okay look he just forgot, everyone forget some things. It's not magic, or some pheromones, or any other fancy way. He just forgot naturally like all of us."

Kara: "Everyone knows Kim, except for him."

(Y/N): "I don't really follow trends."

Jessica: "Or he doesn't follow trends."

Girls: "Oooooooh."

Kara: "I guess that could be it, he really doesn't follow trends."

(Y/N): "What's the point of trends, they don't last forever so what's the point in following them?"

Girls: "That makes sense."

(Y/N): "Anyways, I got some errands to run. See ya."

We then see you leave the room and the girls then look at each other.

Jessica: "So..."

Zee: "It's all a big misunderstanding and we would have destroyed our boyfriend."

Later on, we see Kim still thinking about you as we see the cheerleaders, Shego, and Monique see this and grow concerned about this, even Bonnie was worried about her.

Bonnie: "Kim, we need to talk."

Kim: "How come he doesn't know me!?!"

Monique: "What if he doesn't follow trends? *realizes*"Oh that explains everything, he doesn't follow trends because trends mean nothing to him."*fakely laughs about the situation*

Bonnie: "That is not helping and you know it."

Shego: "Maybe we can tell the guy about Kim and see where it goes."

Monique: "Why are you here Shego?"

Shego: "Vacation time."

Kim: "Well where is he then?!"

The girls didn't notice that you were in a table with some people directly behind them in the food court of the Galleria Mall as you explained how you prepare a living armor dinner to the group.

(Y/N): "And that is how you prepare Living Armor."

Jude: "Mind blown dude."

Nikki: "I knew it!"*to Wyatt and Jonesy*"You both owe me 100 dollars!"

Jonesy: "Dang it!"

Wyatt: "Crud."

(Y/N): "Well it's nice of you guys to hear what I have to offer about how to prepare dungeon food."

Jude: "Wow, that is good to eat."

Caitlin: "(Y/N) you have weird tastes in food."

Jen: "Yeah you are an odd one to talk to."

(Y/N): "You need to know that Dungeon Cuisine is an art, it's not weird to me but it's weird to you because you never had it before. I'll whip up something for you all to eat so you can try it."*sees Kim and the others in the other table*"Hey, its what's her name?"

Kim: "Huh?"*sees you*"You! You're the guy who doesn't know who I am!?!"

(Y/N): "Yeah, you're Kim Possible. It took me a while to hear about you because I don't follow trends."

We then see Kim crying out of joy and happiness that you finally know who she is as you take a sip of your lemonade.

Caitlin: "Wow... uh, you really know how to make a girl cry like that."

(Y/N): "Hey Shego."

Shego: "Hey."

(Y/N): "Here on vacation?"

Shego: "Yep."

(Y/N): "Glad to hear it, have you tried this lemonade, it's the best stuff I ever had."

Caitlin: "Aww thank you."

Jen: "I'm sure he drank other lemonades from other places."

(Y/N): *burps*"Compliments to the one who made the lemonade. Better out than in."

Jonesy: "Nice one."

Caitlin: "So what do you do for a job."

(Y/N): "Well..."

One explanation later.

Jude: "You are one daredevil worker dude."

(Y/N): "Yep."

We see the spies shopping in the mall and they see you with the others and we see them head to your table and we see Clover sitting in the chair closest to you.

Clover: "It's great to see you again (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "Good to see you too Clover."

Jonesy: "Okay how are you getting so many girls here dude?"

(Y/N): "Not being a jerk who relies on get rich quick schemes and oggles a woman for their body?"

Girls: "Oooooo!"

Nikki: "Which is pretty much every guy we met."

(Y/N): "It's not that hard to be nice and listen to what a girl has to say. In fact, I have lunch with Shego every monday and she complains about her pay raise with her boss, complains about how Kim keeps kicking her butt, talks about how much she fights Kim. She's been talking to Kim so much that I think she might have a secret crush on her and all of their fights are them dating each other."

Both Shego and Kim blushed nervously and we see them whistling nonchalantly.

Kim: "Do you think......all the things he said.......is true?"

Shego: "Uh.....yes..."

Caitlin: "Aww you two would make a cute couple."

Kim and Shego: *blushes bright red*"No we don't!"

(Y/N): "Well anyways I got an invite from a girl named Paulina Sanchez in Amity Park, do you want to come along? Maybe I should cater some food there."

Jude: "What kind of food are you gonna cater?"

Later, in Amity Park, we see everyone enjoying the food you prepared, which is dungeon cuisine, as we see Paulina munching on a fried Cockatrice leg.

Paulina: "Mmm this is delicious! Thank you (Y/N)!"

Star: "Paulina, I didn't know you hired a caterer."

Paulina: "I didn't, but I'm glad he did it anyways."

(Y/N): "Yeah too bad Danny Phantom can't arrive here. I wish there was someone who can make a good substitute for him."

We then see Desiree appear in a seat across from Paulina as everyone sees her.

Desiree: "Wish granted."

(Y/N): "Huh, I guess I made this Quicinera better by wishing for a substitute for Danny Phantom."

Desiree: "I guess I'm here for the party now."

Paulina: *hugs you*"Thank you so much!"

(Y/N): "Anytime."

Next: Chapter 4: Bonding Time in the Ghost Zone

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