(Author: Hey Author, just before we start. Ozma/Ozpin and Salem has made up their differences and decided to start over their relationship again. Fox can see and Neo can talk)
Angel: Today is the day, you all react to the first Jaune Arc and baby with a gun.
Ozpin/Terra: Wait what?
Angel: Let's start!
Jaune cleaning the dorm as he turns around to a see a baby with a gun in stroller that randomly appeared out of nowhere.
[baby gurgles]
Ruby: Aw~ a cute baby minus the gun.
Jaune: That's a baby with a gun.
Jaune not knowing what to do
Jaune: BABY. WITH A GUN.
Jaune: I'm calling the police. They hung up.
Jaune: It's a baby with a gun.
Jaune: Comfort eating.
Ren: That's just sugar, Jaune.
Jaune: That's just sugar.
Ren: Exactly.
Jaune: Aww, that's baby with a gun!
Jaune: BABY... WITH... GUN...
knock the books off the shelf and thinks for a moment
Jaune: Who sent you? Was it Junior? I'll buy him a new turban.
Yang: Wait what?
Junior: I know him?
Angel: No in your world but yes in this world.
Junior: I see.
Jaune: Does my insurance cover babies with guns? Oh, really?
Ozpin: *spits out his coffee* Wait! There is insurance for that type of situation!
Emerald: Seems so.
Jaune: How about we trade? *Gives the baby his stuffed bear and switches it for the gun* I'll give you this, and you give me that. Now isn't that bet-oh.
Sees the baby with a gun again.
Coco: Where in the world is that baby getting a gun from?
Fox: Who knows.
Jaune: I'm really stupid.
Points gun at baby
The girls: Is Jaune crazy or insane!?
Neo: Why would he point a gun at baby all sudden?!
Roman: Neo.. Darling.. calm down..
Jaune: Oh. It's not nice, is it? No, Huh?
The baby looks scared
Jaune: I'm a MAN with a gun, what are you?! You're a BABY. You're NOTHING.
Mood change
Jaune: I'm sorry, that was mean. You don't deserve that. You're young. Just take mine.
Give the baby back the original gun he had
Mercury: Dumbass..
Roman: He got himself to deal with a baby with two guns now.
Adam: Yep.
Jaune: Oh. now it's a baby with two guns.
Jaune: Where's the baby? THERE's the baby! WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE? GET OF THE DORM!
Jaune: I'm hiding in a closet, now.
Jaune: You know, I kinda want him to shoot me. So when the two Gods like "Hey, Jaune, how did you die?" I can be like "Oh, I dunno, Gods, maybe I was just shot by A BABY WITH A GUN."
Jaune lets out a outburst of stress and frustration
Blaze and Erebus sweat drop down their face
[Baby laughs]
The girls awe at the baby
Jaune: Don't laugh at me. You're sick. You're sick baby with a gun.
Jaune in clear distress and on the verge on crying
Jaune: Yeah. Not easy, is it?! Not easy to hit a moving target!
Jaune ends up with bandage wounded left shoulder and looks at the baby
Velvet: Ohh... that must've hurt a lot..
Cinder: How did that baby know hot fire a gun..?
Umbra: Who knows, Cinder.
Jaune: You have to leave.
[baby gurgles]
Left the baby outside the dorm room and Jaune leans against the door to hear another voice
[Guy behind door]
Aw, look at this little baby, isn't- OH NO, IT'S GOT A GUN! AH! AH! A-
[gunshots]
Jaune: I have to tell Ozpin.
The End.
Angel: So, how was it?
Ruby: I find it funny.
Yastu: Indeed it was.
Glynda: It was messed up when Jaune points the gun at the baby.
Everyone agrees
Light: Is there more this?
Angel: Yes there is.
Dark: Hahaha, Sweet.
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