Forrest Gump Trailer

They all entered the theater in each seat closest to their friends, allies or the people they could at least tolerate. Bill floated to the front and stared at them for a moment before letting out a hum.

"What?" Blake asked.

"Nothing," Bill said as he summoned his remote and spun it "You guys ready?"

"I honestly have no idea what this is about, your statement was very vague." Glynda said.

"It's very wholesome to say the least." Nanny Glynda said encouragingly.

"Well I'm gonna hate this." Cinder said with a frown.

"Hate the heartwarming tales Fall?" Roman asked.

Cinder smirked "Gotta have a heart in the first place Torchwick."

Roman smirked back at her "Touché."

"Alright, let's begin!" Bill announced as he teleported back to his seat and started the trailer.

"Hello. My name's Ozzy, Ozzy Ozpin." Ozzy said as he was shown sitting on a bench with two elderly people and he opened a white box to offer the chocolates inside "Would you like a chocolate?"

"Oh, thank you." The old woman replied as they both took some chocolate.

"Ozzy?" Ozpin asked with a raised eyebrow.

"So my nickname is actually your name in this universe?" Qrow asked in surprise "Weird."

"I would love a chocolate." Weiss said with a smile.

Neptune cleared his throat and Weiss saw him holding a peanut butter piwie bar "Chocolate?"

"I'm allergic to peanuts." Weiss responded as Neptune threw the bar away.

"Dibs!" Ruby exclaimed as she flew and caught the bar then flew back to her seat.

"You're gonna have to clean all those petals up y'know." God Raven said to Nanny Glynda who sighed in response.

"It's funny what a young man recollects," Ozzy narrated as he was shown as a child being read a story by Maria.

"So she must be my mother in this universe, strange." Ozpin stated.

"That's all you have to say?" Ironwood asked.

Ozpin shrugged "That's all that needs to be said."

"You're the same as everybody else, you are no different." Maria told him as they were shown in front of their house.

"Aww, that's sweet." Summer said with a happy smile.

"Your boy's different." Lionheart stated as he showed an IQ chart and indicated how low Ozzy was.

"Aww, that's sweet." Raven mocked as Summer gave her a shove to which Raven giggled at.

"Below a 75!?" Weiss asked in surprise "What is he an idiot?"

"WEISS!" Winter snapped with a fierce glare.

"What I was just...oh..." Weiss said as she finally realized then looked at Ozpin "I'm sorry professor."

Ozpin smiled "It's quite alright, not all universes will show us at our bests."

"What did she do wrong?" Ruby asked as she was confused until Blake whispered it to her "Oh...poor guy."

Hazel chuckled "So you're telling me that Ozpin is a retard?"

God Raven looked at him "Get out."

"Wha-" Suddenly Hazel was teleported and brought back ten seconds later.

He was breathing heavily with ice coating parts of his body, wide eyes and sweat covering him.

"You and your big mouth." Watts stated.

"Glad it ain't me." Tyrian said as he chuckled.

Salem rolled her eyes "Fool."

"Are you stupid or something?" A little Salem asked as she sat on the bus with Ozzy.

"Momma says stupid is as stupid does." Ozzy replied.

"Ma'am?" Watts asked in shock.

Ozpin took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes as he stared at her "Salem..."

"Oh my god..." Salem whispered in shock, she never thought she'd ever see herself as well...herself.

"So that's what she looked like." Qrow said.

"A lot like you actually." Oobleck said to Glynda.

"Fifty, fifty." Glynda said.

"How did such a sweet little girl become that thing?" Whitley asked.

Salem narrowed her eyes at him "Watch it."

"What does that even mean?" Mercury asked with a raised eyebrow at the statement Ozzy made.

"Don't judge a person on looks but instead their actions." Cinder explained.

"How'd you figure that one out?" Junior asked.

Cinder looked away from them nervously "Just a hunch."

Neo eyed her suspiciously 'Sure...'

"I'm Salem." Salem introduced as he she held out her hand.

"I'm Ozzy, Ozzy Ozpin." Ozzy said as he shook her hand.

"Oh! Young love, so sweet!" Kali cooed.

"It's adorable." Willow said.

"I know right!" Summer agreed.

"Yes...adorable." Salem muttered.

"She was my most special friend," Ozzy said as he and Salem were shown sitting on a tree, watching the sunset "My only friend."

"Gosh! This is cute." Coco said.

"He must've been a lonely child with...y'know." Weiss said.

"Yeah but at least she's with him." Taiyang said.

"And it seems like little Ozzy's got a good heart." Qrow said.

Ozzy and Salem were shown walking together as they were older "We was together all the time, we was like peas and carrots. Salem and I."

"Do those actually go together?" Scarlet asked.

"Surprisingly yes" Yang said.

"Run Ozzy! Run!" Salem shouted as Ozzy was shown running away from a couple of bullies that threw rocks at him on top of a truck but he was outracing it.

"Kid's got legs." Robyn said in surprise.

"He is fast!" Emerald exclaimed in surprise.

"Why not just turn around and knock their head together?" Yang asked as she was annoyed to see that Ozzy was being bullied.

"I think Ozzy is more of a lover than a fighter." Blake said.

"If I ever get my hands on those brats..." Salem muttered a few more curses as the people around her felt the dangerous aura she was radiating.

"And you wouldn't believe it if I told you but I could run like the wind blows." Ozzy narrated as he was shown running into a football field and continue running.

"Who in the hell is that?" Roman asked as he stood and watched Ozzy run with Oobleck, Port and Junior.

"I don't think he's stopping." Ruby said.

"I don't think he knows how to stop." Ren reiterated.

"Why am I commuting with these windbags?" Roman asked.

"Why I never!" Port exclaimed in offense.

The veins on Oobleck's neck turned green for a brief moment as he sighed "Please don't call me that."

"I'm not that old." Junior said as he looked at Melanie and Miltia "Am I!?"

"Nope." Melanie replied.

"Yes." Miltia replied.

They looked at each other then back at Junior.

"Yes." Melanie said.

"Nope." Miltia said.

"That there is Ozzy Ozpin coach," Port explained as a football player was shown being tackled to the ground after stopping to watch Ozzy run "Just the local idiot."

"Peter!" Glynda shouted.

"I mean he's not wrong." Mercury said.

"I'm sorry!" Port exclaimed. "Why did I say that!?"

"That's gonna hurt in the morning." Jaune said as he cringed at the hit the football player experienced.

"I never thought it would take me anywhere." Ozzy said as he was shown running through a football field with hundreds of people cheering him on "They even put me on a thing called the All Vale team."

"That local idiot just won whatever game this is." Cinder said with a smirk.

"It looks fun." Yang said with a smirk of her own.

"From local idiot to star sports player, impressive." Sienna said.

Ozpin chuckled "Stupid is as stupid does."

"Where you get to meet the president of the kingdom of Vale." Ozzy said as he was shown putting down another bottle of cola among several other bottles and he held his stomach and burped.

"Yeah I'd do the same." Nora said with a smirk.

"Free food." Cardin said with a shrug.

Ozzy was shown crossing his legs from where he stood as he looked around.

"I knew it!" Glynda exclaimed as she face-palmed.

"All those colas gotta be running right through ya." Qrow said as he laughed.

"Congratulations, how does it feel to be a resident of Vale?" Taiyang asked as he shook Ozzy's hand.

"I gotta pee." Ozzy stated.

Taiyang chuckled "I believe he said he had to go pee."

"Dad's the president!?" Ruby exclaimed in surprise.

"Yay! I'm richer that Ice Princess!" Yang exclaimed.

"Being the president's daughter doesn't automatically make you richer than me." Weiss said with an eye roll.

"I hate being in a monkey suit, Qrow you be the president." Taiyang said.

"You want me to be the president of an entire kingdom?" Qrow asked.

"Are you mad!?" Winter shouted.

"What she said." Qrow said in agreement.

"Telling the president that you gotta pee, respect Ozzy. You got guts kid." Roman said.

"Or its complete and utter stupidity." Cinder suggested.

"Obviously." Roman said as he rolled his eyes "But he does have guts."

"Now maybe it's just me but college was very confusing times." Ozzy said as he was shown waving at Salem who didn't see him and got in a car with a guy and kissed the guy which caused Ozzy to stop waving.

"Oh Ozzy, I'm sorry." Salem said sadly.

"I thought they'd be together forever!" Summer wailed.

"Why Oum!? Why!?" Kali wailed as well.

"Say it's not so!" Willow wailed.

"Are they always this dramatic?" Nicholas asked.

"Yes." Taiyang, Ghira and Jacques replied.

"College? High School is still confusing to me." Ruby said with a groan.

"Have you ever been with a girl Ozzy?" Salem asked as she was shown sitting with Ozzy who was only in a towel and she was in her underwear.

"I sit next to them in my home economics class all the time." Ozzy replied.

"Oh you poor innocent soul." Taiyang said.

"You sound so much like Ruby." Pyrrha said with a smile.

"Hey! I know about that stuff!" Ruby exclaimed.

"Do you now~" Yang said with a smirk.

Ruby blushed "Yeah, I know about the babies...and the female's y'know...and the male's..."

"Male's what?" Blake teased.

"The...the..." Ruby was now as red as her cape and she passed out from the embarrassment as her friends either laughed or smiled in amusement.

"Will she be okay?" Oscar asked.

"Yeah she's good," Yang said as she whispered in Ruby's ear who shot up and looked around.

"Where!?" Ruby exclaimed.

"What did you say to her?' Velvet asked.

"I told her that there was a cookie monster wearing her Iron Rose suit and holding Crescent Rose." Yang said.

"Yeah that should do it." Blake said.

"Have you given any thought to your future?" Clover asked as he handed Ozzy a pamphlet.

"You're sending him to the army!?" Salem asked worriedly "That's too dangerous!"

"He'll be fine." Clover said but then Salem reached over and grabbed him by the collar with a glare.

"He better be." Salem stated as Clover gulped and when she let him go, he could see Winter and Ironwood holding in their laughs.

"Ozpin! What's your soul purpose in this army!?" Winter shouted as she stood in front of Ozzy.

"To do whatever you tell me drill sergeant!" Ozzy exclaimed as he was then shown washing the floors with a toothbrush alongside Qrow.

"You're a damn genius! You are gonna be a general someday Ozpin!" Winter shouted.

"Yes drill sergeant!" Ozzy shouted with the others.

"Okay dial it down Ozzy." Winter said in amusement.

"Of course she would make me clean the floors." Qrow grumbled.

"You may have done something to piss her off again." Taiyang said.

"Oh typical Tuesday then?" Qrow asked.

"They sending me to Vacuo." Ozzy said to Salem who walked towards him.

"Listen you promise me something okay?" Salem asked as Ozzy was shown walking away from a helicopter with Qrow "If you're ever in trouble don't try to be brave, just run okay?"

"Okay." Ozzy replied.

"My heart swells when I see these two together." Summer said with a smile.

Cinder's eye twitched 'Why is mine doing the same!?'

"Don't die Ozzy, please don't die." Salem muttered worriedly.

"Run? Isn't that the cowardly thing to do?" Adam asked.

"When you've got someone like he waiting for you, then you're going to run." Sun said as he chuckled.

Adam furrowed his eyebrows as he looked at Blake 'He may have a point...'

"Where are you boys from in the world?" A shirtless Ironwood asked as he walked past Ozzy and Qrow.

"Sir!" Winter shouted.

"It's Vacuo Winter, that place is burning." Ironwood said.

Glynda blushed "But it is still indecent to walk around with such little clothing."

"I don't mind." Raven said with a smirk as Taiyang jaw dropped.

"Vale sir!" Ozzy and Qrow said at the same time.

Ironwood smiled in amusement "You twins?"

Ozzy and Qrow looked at each other the back at Ironwood.

"No, we are not relations sir." Ozzy answered.

"Did you two just check!?" Winter exclaimed.

"You can never be too sure." Qrow said with a smirk.

"For some reason what I was doing seemed to...make sense to people." Ozzy said as he was shown running through a battlefield then he was shown helping Ironwood up and carrying him over his shoulder as he ran.

"Forget about me! Get yourself out!" Ironwood shouted but that fell to deaf ears as Ozzy continued to run.

"Let the man save you!" Glynda stated.

"He's going to get both of us killed at this rate." Ironwood stated.

"I'm pretty sure he's too stupid to care." Junior said.

"You call it stupid, I call it brave." Nora said with a smile "Run Ozzy! Run!"

"You've been awarded the medal of honor." Mallow said to Ozzy.

"How come?" Ozzy asked.

"Well you're a hero young man." Nicholas said with a smile.

"Is it him being humble or stupid?" Coco asked.

"I think it's a bit of both." Yatsuhashi said.

"Now my momma's always telling me how miracles happen every day," Ozzy said as he was shown standing in front of a large crowd on top of a stage.

"OZZY!" Salem shouted as she ran across the large pond in the center of the area.

"Some people don't think so," Ozzy continued

"Salem!?" Ozzy exclaimed as he widened his eyes.

"Go get your girl Ozzy." Qrow said with a smile.

"At least he didn't die." Salem said in relief.

"But they do." Ozzy finished as Ozzy and Salem both embraced in the pond and the entire crowd cheered.

"Aww!" Half of the cast said and some others cheered as well.

"I really love this one." Willow said.

"It may be the best." Kali said.

"It is the best!" Summer exclaimed.

"You're not gonna join the mom squad?" Vernal asked.

Raven rolled her eyes "Yeah no, that's not my style."

Cinder sighed as she muttered quietly "Someday Cinder...you'll find your own Ozzy someday."

"You could come home with me, to my house, At Greenbough, I'll take care of you." Ozzy suggested as he was shown walking with Salem by the ocean then they were shown meeting at said house but then they were shown speaking in front of a bus.

"Why're you so good to me?" Salem asked.

"You're my girl." Ozzy stated.

"With no hesitation too, smooth Ozzy." Qrow said.

"Does he really have to claim her like that?" Winter asked.

Qrow smirked "Don't get your panties in a twist Ice Queen, he didn't mean any harm by it."

"What?" Winter growled as she narrowed her eyes at him.

"Besides, kinda hypocritical to say that when you're my Ice Queen." Qrow said as he chuckled while Winter widened her eyes as turned a shade of red.

"Who the hell gave you the right to claim me!?" Winter shouted as she started punching his chest.

"Ozzy is a sweet young man." Glynda said with a smile.

"Yes...yes he is." Salem said with a smile.

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OZZY OZPIN

Ozzy was shown as a boy then as a man on a boat, then he was shown talking to Salem by the stairs.

"I'm not a smart man," Ozzy stated.

"Ain't that the truth." Hazel muttered quietly.

"But I know what love is." Ozzy said as Salem hugged Ozzy.

"I mean you found it so that's good." Taiyang said with a smile.

SALEM

"Will you marry me?" Ozzy asked "I'd make a good husband."

"You would Ozzy." Salem said.

"But you won't marry me." Ozzy said.

"Trouble in paradise?" Roman asked with a smirk.

Neo punched his shoulder 'Stop, the poor guy deserves some love.'

Roman rolled his eyes "Fine."

"Why won't she marry him? She loves him right?" Ruby asked.

"I mean he went to war and that must've taken a long time." Weiss said with a shrug "Sometimes things change...people change."

Salem glared at herself on screen 'There's a perfectly good man offering his heart out to you and you still deny him!? How dense can you be woman!?'

JAMES IRONWOOD

A bearded Ironwood was shown sitting on a boat as he spoke to Ozzy.

"I never thanked you for saving my life." Ironwood said as Ozzy was shown putting Ironwood down back at Vacuo as an explosion happened behind them.

Ironwood remained quiet as Ozpin, Taiyang, Glynda, Oobleck, Port and Qrow all leaned in with smiles on their faces as Ironwood frowned.

"Thank you..." Ironwood gritted out.

AND MARIA OZPIN

"My boy Ozzy is gonna get the same opportunities as everyone else." Maria said as Ozzy was shown playing ping pong professionally.

"So professional sports player, war hero and professional ping pong player?" Blake listed.

"Stupid is as stupid does." Pyrrha said with a smile.

Salem and Ozzy were shown sitting on the tree they used to sit on as kids and then Ozzy was shown talking to Maria.

"What's my destiny mom?" Ozzy asked tearfully.

"You're gonna have to figure that out for yourself." Maria replied.

"Wise words," Ozpin said with a smile "Make your own destiny, don't let someone hand it to you."

"Man she got old!" Mercury exclaimed.

"And short too." Emerald said.

Ozzy was shown smiling then he was shown dancing with braces on his legs as a kid and the same dance was mimicked on T.V.

"You never know what kind of people you'll meet in life." Ren said.

"Yeah you could meet complete weirdos, like that guy." Tyrian said as he gestured to Watts.

Ironwood was shown shouting on the boat as the waves hit them and holding onto Qrow at Vacuo then hugging Maria then getting a medal from Nicholas then running on a long road as a woman pushed him on a couch.

"This guy's done so much." Miltia said.

"He's living his best life." Jaune said with a smile "Now that's inspiring."

A tearful Salem was shown then Ozzy was shown sailing a boat, then he was shown showing the shrimp in his hands to a smiling Ironwood.

"He became a shrimp fisherman?" Velvet asked.

Coco shrugged "Why not."

A church quire was shown singing as Salem threw rocks at a house in anger the Ozzy was shown carrying someone as he ran away from explosions.

"Be like Ozzy when you grow up kids." Qrow said.

"Go to war?" Yang asked with a raised eyebrow.

"What? No. Enjoy life in the best way you could." Qrow said with a smile as Ozpin nodded to those words.

Ozzy was shown nodding his head to Jacques then he was shown waving as he jumped off his boat then he was shown holding a dying Qrow in his arms.

"So that's where I went." Qrow said with a sigh.

"I'm sorry." Winter said respectfully.

"Eh, I'll be fine. Meeting someone like Ozzy would be a great honor in my book." Qrow said as he chuckled.

"Poor uncle Qrow." Ruby said sadly.

THE WORLD WILL NEVER SEEM THE SAME, ONCE YOU'VE SEEN IT THROUGH THE EYES OF OZZY OZPIN.

"I believe the truth in those words." Salem said with a smile

"My momma always told me, life was like a box of chocolates." Ozzy said as he was shown holding Salem lovingly then they were shown dancing in their house "You never know what you're gonna get."

"Your mother was a wise woman." Ozpin said was he wiped the tears brimming the corner of his eyes.

"Indeed." Glynda said as she blew her nose with a tissue Nanny Glynda gave her.

OZZY OZPIN

With that, the trailer ended as Bill floated to the front and most of the cast clapped for the trailer while Bill chuckled.

"I'm guessing you enjoyed it?" Bill asked.

"I loved it." Salem said.

"It was an inspirational story." Ozpin said with a smile.

"Ozzy seems like the guy you could listen to for hours." Yang said.

"I know right! He's got a story that I would love to listen to." Ruby said.

"And the fact that he could still be so happy after going to war and even losing a friend really does say something about his character." Clover said with a smile.

"Is war really that bad?" Jaune asked.

"It's worse." Ironwood stated grimly.

"I doubt it's as bad as you say it is." Mercury said with a smirk.

Bill stared at him for a moment "Fubar."

"What?" Roman asked.

God Raven smirked as she looked at Nanny Glynda who smiled and shrugged.

"Fubar." All three gods stated.