Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard Trailer

"Wife? I don't have a wife...not anymore anyway." Qrow said, surprising most of them.

"You were married, uncle Qrow!?" Ruby exclaimed.

"Really? When?" Taiyang asked.

"Yes drunk, when?" Winter asked through gritted teeth and narrowed eyes.

"I think Vacuo or Vale, it's all hazy to me." Qrow said scratching his stubble.

"Did you go on another bender again?" Raven asked.

Qrow chuckled "Sorry Rave, I don't drink and tell."

"You totally went on another bender." Summer teased.

"So whatever happened to your wife?" Sienna asked.

"I have no idea, we got divorced the next morning. I can barely remember her." Qrow said with a shrug.

"You two didn't do...anything together did you?" Winter asked.

Qrow smirked at her "And why do you wanna know Ice Queen?"

"N-no reason in particular, just curious." Winter quickly said.

"Sure..." Qrow drawled out "I honestly don't remember any of my benders so I have no idea."

"Wow, someone actually married Qrow." Yang said.

"Crazy, right?" Ruby asked.

"That woman must've been insane." Weiss said.

"Can we continue now? I'm on a tight schedule." Bill said.

"What tight schedule?" Coco asked.

"I gotta get to the island of Nunya." Bill said.

"Nunya?" Pyrrha asked.

"Yeah, Nunya business." Bill stated, disheartening a few as God Raven, Roman and Mercury laughed.

Pyrrha frowned "Rude."

"I'm totally gonna use that." Mercury said.

"While on topic, the only one that reminds me of a bodyguard universe would be the one where in Mr. Arc had to protect Qrow." Ozpin said.

"That man needed no protection whatsoever." Jaune stated in annoyance.

Qrow smirked "Alright, now I'm excited to see this one."

Winter groaned "Oh no..."

"That crazy nutjob has a wife?" Cinder asked in disbelief.

"I resent that." Qrow commented.

"I know, it surprised me to." Nanny Glynda said.

"How crazy can that woman be?" Glynda asked.

"See for yourself." Bill stated, teleporting to his seat and starting the trailer.

The trailer began by showing a blue sports car speeding down a road as an announcer announced.

"He has had a tremendous year; Jaune Arc is the bodyguard of the year." The announcer stated as Jaune got out of the sports car and waved at his adoring fans that cheered him on.

"Well, well, well, seems like things are looking up for the kid." Roman said.

"I'm surprised he's not dead from protecting you." Summer said to Qrow.

"I'm surprised he hasn't gone insane." Qrow retorted with a smirk and Summer giggled much to Taiyang's confusion as he looked between them.

"I love seeing you succeed, that means there's potential." Saphron said to Jaune.

"Potential for my own success?" Jaune asked with a smile.

"No, you'll potentially start paying my bills when you're rich and famous." Saphron said as Jaune looked at her in shock while she laughed to herself.

"Woo!" Jaune let out as he stood on a stage, holding an award in front of a crowd.

"There's an award for being a bodyguard?" Vernal asked.

"There's an award for anything these days." Robyn says with an eye roll.

The sounds of clapping could be heard and Jaune frowned as he spotted Qrow sitting within the crowd and laughing at him.

"So that was a dream?" Emerald asked with a smirk.

"Yup." Mercury agreed with a smirk of his own.

"No, not a dream." Jaune said as he shook his head "A nightmare."

"Say what you want kid, all I know is that I'm living rent free in your head." Qrow said with a smirk, much to Jaune's chagrin.

"Qrow, don't be so mean." Summer says as lightly elbows him.

Qrow chuckles "What? I'm just teasing the kid, I did it to you all the time back then."

Summer giggles "Stop."

"Yeah! Stop!" Taiyang said with a strained smile.

The scene changes to show Jaune in a therapist's office, lying down on a couch while Willow sat on a chair in front of him.

"Is he a relative of yours?" Willow asked.

"Oh, that's me." Willow said with a smile as she softly clapped her hands in excitement.

"God no! Qrow Branwen is a hitman wanted for like a zillion murders around the world." Jaune says.

"And how often do you have this dream?" Willow asks.

"Just once..." Jaune states.

"Well that's not too bad." Willow says.

"I expected more." Jaune says.

"Well that's not too-" Willow was about to say but Jaune cut her off.

"A night." Jaune finishes.

"I retract my statement." Willow says with an eye roll.

Qrow smiled "I've done my job well."

"You traumatized the kid." Taiyang said to him.

"Exactly." Qrow said with a smirk and Summer laughed much to Taiyang's chagrin.

"Right, I'm thinking you need to forget bodyguarding." Willow states.

"Your mental health is clearly at risk." Weiss says.

"From our uncle..." Yang said with a sigh.

"Sorry dude." Ruby said to Jaune.

The scene changed to show a sunny side island as Jaune woke up from his slumber and put on his slippers.

"I'm officially on sabbatical and to be honest, I don't know why I didn't do this sooner." Jaune states as he picked up his phone off a book on the nightstand, then he is shown in vacation gear as he walked by a pool area and made himself comfortable on a seat, putting on a pair of headphones and reading a book "The world's just been waiting for me to make this change."

"Aww, you look so happy. Qrow's gonna ruin that." Summer says.

"Yes!" Qrow says as he high fives her.

"No!" Taiyang shouted and most of the theater looked at him "I mean...err...no, I doubt Qrow's gonna have anything to do with it this time."

"No she's right, Qrow will find a way." Raven says.

"For the first time, I'm starting to imagine a life without bodyguarding." Jaune narrated while not noticing the gunfight and chaos behind him.

"Turn around." Yang said in amusement.

"No! Don't turn around!" Jaune exclaimed, he wanted his other self to be sane.

"This really feels like a new begin-" Jaune's narration was cut off by Summer grabbing his headphones and grabbing his arm.

"Vamonos! Vamonos! Vamonos!" Summer shouted as she dragged him away while firing her gun.

"Mom!?" Ruby shouted in shock.

"Whoa! I look so young!" Summer exclaimed with a smile.

"You look exactly the same though." Sun said but froze from the look she gave him and he smiled nervously "You look so young! Oh my gosh!"

"Why is it always me?" Jaune asked sadly.

"Why would Summer ruin Jaune's life?" Raven asked.

"Didn't she show up the last time we saw this universe?" Sienna asked.

"Oh yeah, she did." Vernal said "Wait you don't think..."

"Oh no..." Adam said with a smirked.

"Tai..." Qrow said, turning to look at him.

"Not. Now." Taiyang said through clenched teeth.

They jumped over a bar stand and Summer dramatically took off her sunglasses to look Jaune in the eyes.

"Don't I know you?" Jaune asked.

"The mafia took my husband." Summer states as her and Qrow were shown together.

Raven snorted and burst out laughing along with a few others while Ruby and Yang had their jaws dropped.

"RARGH!" Taiyang roared as he punched a nearby empty seat and it bent forward while Taiyang calmed himself down.

"Tai?" Qrow asked.

"I'm fine." Taiyang said.

"Are you sure?" Summer asked.

Taiyang sighed "Yeah, I got it out of me."

Bill teleported next to him and handed him a piece of paper "Here."

"What's this?" Taiyang asked.

"The bill for my seat." Bill stated.

"This just says the Schnee Dust Company." Taiyang said.

"What?" Jacques asked.

"Yeah, that's how much the chair was worth." Bill replied, shocking almost all of them.

"B-But the Schnee Dust Company is worth hundreds of millions of Lien!" Weiss exclaimed.

"Yeah, I know." Bill says.

"But I can't afford this." Taiyang said.

"If you can afford damaging my property then you can afford paying for it, by the end of these viewings I want my money or else." Bill stated.

"Or else what?" Taiyang asked.

"Believe me," Bill said as he touched Taiyang's shoulder and it started turning into solid gold, spreading around his body "You don't wanna know."

Bill let go and Taiyang's shoulder went back to normal as Bill teleported back to his seat.

"Tai, you better pay that guy back." Qrow said.

Taiyang held onto his shoulder with fearful eyes "Noted."

"Dude, Bill's scary." Neptune whispered to Sun who nodded in agreement.

"Kill them." Ironwood states as both Summer and Qrow were kidnapped by his men.

"I'm a mafia don?" Ironwood asked in shock.

"I knew there was a reason why I liked this universe." Tyrian chuckled.

"We have to go get him." Summer states.

"No, no, no, I-I can't, I'm not getting involved in this. I'm under strict psychological orders-" Jaune explained but screamed in pain as Summer backhanded him then reloaded her gun.

"And now you're involved in this." Ren said with a sigh.

"Mom really means business, huh." Ruby said, surprised by her mother's actions.

"She always gets what she wants eventually." Taiyang said.

Summer smiled "I'm not that bad."

Summer was shown shooting at the cars chasing her and Jaune as they escaped down a street on a motor bike with Jaune struggling to see since Summer was sitting right in front of him.

"I promised my therapist, no bodyguarding." Jaune stated as grunts fired at them and the bike's back light was shot.

Qrow, Taiyang and Raven narrowed their eyes at Jaune who gulped nervously.

"You feeling lucky punk?" Qrow asked.

"I'm watching you Arc." Taiyang stated.

"Keep your guard up kid, you might die after I'm done with you." Raven said cracking her knuckles.

"All three of you leave him alone and calm down!" Summer shouted.

All three of them looked at each other and backed off, Qrow and Raven rolling their eyes and Taiyang sighing in disappointment.

"Whew." Jaune sighed in relief.

"Ya feeling lucky punk?" A familiar voice asked and Jaune turned to see Ruby and Yang narrowing their eyes at him.

"Oh come on!" Jaune exclaimed.

Summer was shown diving off a cliff then she was shown in an underwater cave with Jaune.

"That means no guns." Jaune states as Summer was shown loading an SMG and Jaune tried to stop her from attacking.

"Are you her bodyguard or babysitter?" Junior asked in amusement.

"I don't even know anymore." Jaune said while Summer pouted at the fact that she had to be monitored like a child.

"She's a grown woman, she can make her own responsible decisions." Blake said "She doesn't need to be monitored."

"Thank you!" Summer exclaimed.

"No killing." Jaune continued as Summer ran into a room guns blazing and came across a man, shooting him point blank "And no blood."

"Nevermind, Jaune babysit that woman." Blake said.

"What the heck man!?" Summer exclaimed in betrayal

"What is he doing here?" Qrow asked Summer as Jaune walked into a room.

A grunt ran towards Jaune who pepper sprayed him as Qrow shot him and some of the blood landed on Jaune.

"Are you using pepper spray?" Qrow asked.

"I'm on sabbatical." Jaune stated which caused Qrow to laugh at him.

"The nightmares are coming back." Jaune said.

"That's for sure." Nora said.

"Poor Jaune can't catch a break." Velvet sympathized.

"You two make a crazy couple." Vernal laughed.

Qrow shook his head in amusement and Summer giggled but then she noticed Taiyang's sour expression and hugged his arm.

"You know Qrow and I are just friends right?" Summer asked.

"I know, but I just can't help getting-" Taiyang was about to say.

"Jealous?" Qrow asked.

Taiyang looked at him and smiled "Yeah, jealous."

"Tai, I would never do that to you. I may be a failure in every aspect of life but I'm not an asshole, to my friends anyway. So don't worry about me, I'm a single dude who's gonna stay single for a long time." Qrow stated.

"If you're having a problem then talk to us Tai, we're here." Raven said.

Taiyang nodded "Yeah, thanks. Actually, this bill that Bill gave me-"

"Nah! You on your own with that." Qrow said.

"Sorry hon, you did this to yourself." Summer said with an awkward smile.

"I live in the woods, money was never my priority." Raven said.

Taiyang slumped depressingly "Fantastic."

IT'S TIME TO HIT IT

"How many times have you nearly got me killed!?" Jaune shouted as a car was shown getting blown up and Qrow was stationed behind a sniper rifle and he fired as a man flew into a glass shelf then fell to the ground as the shards fell around him.

"You're alive aren't you?" Qrow asked.

"This dude's suffering a fate worse than death, I swear." Mercury laughed.

"Not enough!" Qrow shouted as he hit Jaune.

"That was uncalled for." Pyrrha said with a frown.

"I love their dynamic!" Yang laughed along with Sun.

ONE

"WOO!" Jaune exclaimed as Summer was shown shooting up a club.

"For someone so reluctant on protecting them, you seem to be having a good time." Oobleck said.

"I think they've grown on me." Jaune said.

"That's not a good thing." Saphron said with a sigh.

MORE

"We're trying to have a baby." Summer states.

Both Jaune and Qrow stand up in shock as they speak in unison "What the f-"

Summer blushed "Well, I uh..."

"Yeah! What the fuck!?" Qrow shouted.

"Baby!? Whose baby!?" Taiyang exclaimed.

"Don't you dare say it." Nanny Glynda said to God Raven.

"DaBaby?" God Raven asked with a smirk.

Bill sucked in some air then shouted as he pointed to the sides of his head "LET'S GOOOOOO!!!"

"Whoa! Whoa! What!?" Yang exclaimed.

"I feel so uncomfortable right now." Ruby said with a shiver.

TIME

People in dive suits were shown flying out of the ocean and firing at a cruise ship and it exploded and Summer let out a powerful shout.

"It's like Summer fused with Raven." Taiyang said in shock.

Qrow cringed in disgust "Don't say it like that man, it just makes everything weirder."

"This version of you seems like a lot of fun to hang out with." Raven said with a smirk.

Summer nodded "We should ask Bill if we could get her on a girl's night with us."

"I would make a great mother don't you think?" Summer asked Jaune on a grassy field.

"Oh my god a child would be so lucky to have you as its host." Jaune states and Summer sighed in relief.

"You make it sound like I'm some kind of alien." Summer said with a laugh.

"I feel lucky." Ruby said with a happy smile.

Jaune slammed a man into a jukebox as a car flipped in the air as Ironwood fired a machine gun and another boat exploded.

"Now that's an adventure!" Sun exclaimed with a grin.

HITMAN'S WIFE'S BODYGUARD

"You need a new profession." Ren said and Jaune nodded in agreement.

"You're gonna tell us everything you know." Clover, in a hazmat suit with Marrow behind him, stated to Qrow and Jaune as they were hung up by chains.

"I'm in the mafia?" Clover asked in shock.

"I know, mind boggling." Ironwood said.

"I'm not telling you shi-" Qrow screamed in pain as Marrow tazed him.

"I on the other hand will tell you everything." Jaune said as Marrow moved on to him.

"Gee, thanks Arc." Qrow said with an eye roll.

"I don't wanna get electrocuted man!" Jaune exclaimed.

"Why not? It feels so good~" Nora said with a happy sigh.

Bill teleported to the front and looked over at them "Well?"

"It was amazing! Mom is such a badass!" Ruby exclaimed.

"Ruby!" Summer shouted and Ruby looked at her fearfully "You are absolutely right!"

"I just need to find a bunker and hide from them." Jaune said.

"We'll find you." Qrow said in amusement and Jaune groaned.

"Oh and Taiyang," Bill said as he snapped his fingers, burning the bill "You're good."

"W-what?" Taiyang asked.

"I was just joking around, the only person in debt right now is Nora." Bill said.

"Aww." Nora said with a frown.

"But you'll have to fix the chair during the intermission, got it?" Bill asked.

Taiyang smiled and saluted "Yes sir."

"Alright, let's move on to the next one." Bill stated.

"What is it?" Ironwood asked.

"The black ops." Bill simply stated.