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Doctor Who – Blink

Cast:

The Doctor – Ozpin

Martha Jones – Amber

Sally Sparrow – Weiss Schnee

Kathy Nightingale – Yang Xiao Long

Larry Nightingale – Ruby Rose

Malcolm Wainwright – Tai Yang Xiao Long(Yang's grandson)

Billy Shipton – Neptune Vasilias

Ben Wainwright (shepherd) – OC

"What do statues have to do with anything?" Jacques asked.

"A lot," Zack said. "By the way, how many statues are there in the cities of Remnant?"

"Lots," Ozpin said.

"Well, good thing there aren't any angels in our universe," Jaune said.

"Or are there?" Nora said mysteriously, only to be booped on the head by Jaune.

"There are no angels in Remnant," Jaune stated forcefully.

Ren frowned. "Booping Nora is my right."

"Yeah, sorry," Jaune said.

"You know something," Pyrrha said.

"I know a lot," Jaune said. "Stupid clairvoyance. I wonder what the original Gilgamesh would have done to the angels?"

"Something destructive," Zack said. "Right, on to the show."

On a dark wet night, Weiss climbed over a set of wrought iron gates with a 'Danger Keep Out Unsafe Structure Vale City Council' notice on them and went up the gravel driveway to the big house. She broke in through a boarded-up window and took photographs of the plastic covered chandeliers resting on the floors, and other pieces of furniture.

"I know that house," Summer said. "It's still around?"

"Yup," Roman said.

"Not even the gangs want it," Junior said.

"What am I doing there?" Weiss asked.

"Breaking and entering," Emerald said. "Someone's being naughty~"

"Oh, I'm sure she has her reasons," Willow said.

Then she noticed the letter B peeking from underneath a piece of peeling wallpaper. She pulled at it to reveal the words 'BEWARE THE WEEPING ANGEL'. Underneath that is 'OH, AND DUCK! REALLY, DUCK! WEISS SCHNEE, DUCK, NOW!'.

So, Weiss ducked just before the window behind her was broken by a thrown pot, which bounced off the wall and broke on the floor.

"How!?" Weiss asked.

"That was very creepy," Ren said.

"You don't say," Blake said.

"How can there be a message there specifically for Weiss?" Coco asked.

"Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey," Zack said.

The light of her torch revealed a statue outside, a winged angel with its hands covering its face. She went back to the wall and pulled off more paper to reveal -

LOVE FROM THE DOCTOR (1969).

"A message from 1969!?" Winter exclaimed.

"When is this happening?" Clover asked.

"2007," Zack said.

"So, a message from 38 years in the past," Oobleck said. "Fascinating."

"That it is," Watts agreed.

"Look, a weeping angel statue," Oscar pointed out.

"You can't think it threw the pot, can you?" Cinder said.

In someone's apartment.

"Yang?" Weiss called.

"Hmm, guess you're bringing me into this," Yang said. "We'll solve this in no time!"

Jaune and Nora winced.

The Doctor was on a monitor screen in a room at the far end.

"Yet," the Doctor said. "They're coming. They're coming for you, but listen, your life could depend on this. Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck."

There were lots of screens in the room with the image of the Doctor on them, and one with him and Amber.

"Oh?" Ozpin said.

"A video of us?" Amber said.

"What was that about blinking?" Port said.

"A very important warning," Zack said.

"Warning?" Glynda said. "About blinking?"

"You'll see," Zack said.

In Yang's bedroom, her mobile phone by the bed rang, waking her up.

"Hello?" Yang said into the phone.

In a kitchen, Weiss was making coffee.

"Bit freaked," Weiss said. "Need to talk. Making you a coffee."

"Weiss Schnee, it's one in the morning," Yang answered. "Do you think I'm coming round at one in the morning?"

"No," Weiss said. "I'm in the kitchen. What's that on all those screens in your front room?"

"Oh God," Yang said. "Oh, God. Weiss, you've met my sister Ruby, haven't you?"

"No," Weiss said.

"You're about to," Yang said.

The door opened and a girl, who was in only an oversized shirt walked into the kitchen.

"Okay," Ruby said. "Not sure, but really, really hoping. Pants?"

"No," Weiss said.

"Meep," Ruby squeaked.

"Ah, here we have Ruby Rose in her native environment during early mornings and late nights," Yang said.

"Someone grew up," Velvet said as they looked at the adult Ruby.

Yang closed her phone, grabbed her dressing gown and ran out of the bedroom.

"Put them on!" Yang yelled at Ruby. "Put them on! I hate you! What're you thinking?"

Ruby drifted away.

"No you don't," Tai said.

Yang nodded. "Yeah, I don't."

"Sorry," Yang said. "My useless sister. Weiss? What's wrong? What's happened?"

Ruby pouted. "Not useless."

"Aww, but you still need chairs to get at the top shelves," Yang teased.

Ruby pouted some more.

The two of them went to the old abandoned house where Weiss was earlier.

"Okay, let's investigate!" Yang said. "You and me, girl investigators. Love it. Hey! Schnee and Branwen. That so works."

"Bit ITV," Weiss said.

"I know!" Yang said.

"Branwen?" Raven said.

"Meh, minor change," Zack said.

"Think you can beat the junior detectives?" Sun asked as he and Neptune crossed their arms.

"Try it, boys," Weiss said.

"What did you come here for anyway?" Yang asked as they investigated the house.

"I love old things," Weiss said. "They make me feel sad."

"What's good about sad?" Yang asked.

"It's happy for deep people," Weiss answered.

"You need a better hobby," Whitley said.

"And you need to get out more," Weiss shot back.

"Ooh, shots fired," Cardin said.

She looked at the writing on the wall, then walked out into the conservatory to look at the garden, where the Angel stood.

"The Weeping Angel," Weiss said.

"Not bad in my garden," Yang said.

"It's moved," Weiss said.

"It's what?" Yang said.

"Since yesterday," Weiss answered. "I'm sure of it. It's closer. It's got closer to the house."

"Has it?" Hazel asked.

Salem narrowed her eyes. "Something about it alarms me, but I don't know what."

"Good, so it wasn't just me," Ozpin said.

"It's just a statue," Ironwood said. "An inanimate object. They can't move."

"I wouldn't be too sure about that," Zack said.

Back in the drawing room, they looked at the message written on the wall.

"How can my name be written here?" Weiss asked. "How is that possible?"

"Maybe someone in the past wrote it for you?" Yatsuhashi said.

"Nah, that's not possible," Ilia said.

"Didn't we already watch a world where people travelled to the past to protect the future?" Qrow pointed out.

"He has a point," Clover said.

"So it's not such a far fetch idea after all," Robyn said.

The doorbell rang.

"Who'd come here?" Yang wondered as Weiss went to the door. "What are you doing? It could be a burglar."

"A burglar who rings the doorbell?" Weiss replied.

"Okay," Yang said. "I'll stay here in case of..."

"In case of?" Weiss asked.

"Incidents?"

"Okay."

"Scared?" Blake teased.

"Hey, if you've watched any horror movies," Yang said.

"Right," Weiss said. "So you weren't scared."

"I wasn't," Yang said.

"She totally was," Ruby said.

Weiss opened the front door. Tai in a well-made suit stood there.

"I'm looking for Weiss Schnee," Tai said.

"Hi dad," Ruby and Yang said.

Jaune and Nora whistled. Yeah, the reveal was going to be interesting.

"What am I doing there?" Tai asked.

"Delivering a letter," Zack said.

"How did you know I'd be here?" Weiss asked.

"I was told to bring this letter on this date at this exact time to Weiss Schnee," Tai said.

"Looks old," Weiss commented.

"It is old," Tai said. "I'm sorry, do you have anything with a photograph on it, like a driving licence?"

"Ok, how did he know the exact time and place I'd be?" Weiss asked.

"Have you been stalking her?" Penny asked.

"No! Why would I do that?" Tai said.

"All will be revealed," Zack said.

Yang heard a noise and went to investigate.

"How did he know I was coming here?" Weiss asked. "I didn't tell anyone. How could anyone have known?"

"It's all a bit complicated," Tai said. "I'm not sure I understand it myself."

"It can usually be summarized in two words," Zack said.

"Which are?" Saphron asked.

"The Doctor," Jaune answered.

"Who?" Vernal asked.

"Exactly," Zack said.

The angel statue was closer to the house. Yang turned away, and the statue's hands were lowered from its eyes.

"Holy! It moved!" Sienne yelled.

"Smash it!" Adam yelled.

"Doubt that'll do much," Zack said. Were it so easy, people would bring sledgehammers every time there was a Weeping Angel about.

"I'm sorry, I feel really stupid, but I was told to make absolutely sure," Tai said. "It's so hard to tell with these little photographs, isn't it?"

"Apparently," Weiss agreed.

The statue was now inside the conservatory.

"Yang, run!" Summer yelled.

"No, turn around and don't look away!" Zack yelled.

"Why?" Raven asked.

"Yes, this seems like a Yang Smash scenario," Yang said.

"It'll explain later," Zack said.

"Well, here goes, I suppose," Tai said. "Funny feeling, after all these years."

"Who's it from?" Weiss asked.

"Well, that's a long story, actually," Tai said.

"Give me a name," Weiss said.

"Yang Xiao Long," Tai said.

"Say what!?" Yang yelled.

"How is this possible?" Nicolas asked.

"You'll see in a few moments," Zack said.

The statue was behind Yang, reaching for her.

"But she specified I should tell you that prior to marriage," Tai said. "She was called Yang Branwen."

BANG!

"Huh, talk about a blast from the past," Yang said.

"This isn't time for jokes," Weiss said, freaking out.

"Hmm, if you freak out over every little thing, you won't make it far in this world," Port said.

"I don't think this is a little thing," Glynda said.

"Yang?" Weiss asked.

"Yang, yes," Tai said. "Yang Branwen."

"Is this a joke?" Weiss asked.

"A joke?" Tai asked.

"Yang, is this you?" Weiss said. "Very funny."

Silence.

"Yang?" Weiss asked again.

The statue was outside again, hands over its eyes.

"What happened to me?" Yang asked.

In 1920.

Yang got to her feet in a field near a herd of grazing cows.

"Ok, I was just in Vale," Yang said. "Where did that statue send me?"

"When," Zack corrected. "When did is send you."

"Excuse me?" Tai said.

In 2007.

"Yang? Yang!" Weiss called.

"Please, you need to take this," Tai said. "I promised."

In 1920.

A young man in a cloth cap was sitting on a dry-stone wall, eating an apple and reading a newspaper.

"Excuse me?" Yang asked. "Where am I? I was in Vale. I was in the middle of Vale.

"You're in Patch," the young man said.

"No, I'm not," Yang said.

"This is Patch," the young man said again.

"No, it isn't."

"You're in Patch."

"I'm not in Patch. Stop saying Patch."

"It does kind of look like a field in Patch," Qrow said.

"But she was just in Vale a moment ago," Summer said.

"Curiouser and curiouser," Ozpin said.

In 2007.

"Who are you?" Weiss asked. "Why are you here?"

"I made a promise," Tai said.

"Who to?" Weiss asked.

"My grandmother," Tai said. "Yang Branwen."

*Record screeching noise*

"WHAT!?"

"My daughter is now my grandmother!?" Tai yelled.

"I'm my own great-grandma!?" Yang yelled.

"This is confusing the hell out of me," Weiss said.

"Me too," Ruby said.

"Yeah, that's normal," Zack said.

In 1920.

The young man showed Yang the paper he was reading.

"Don't have that in Vale," the young man said. "There's no call for it. It's all Patch."

(The Patch Times, 5th December 1920.)

"1920?" Yang said in disbelief.

"NOOOO!!!!" Yang wailed. "No Internet for at least half a century!"

"I would focus more on the fact that there's going to be a war in less than 20 years," Jaune said.

"But the Great War was already over," Oobleck said.

"Oh, not in this world," Zack said. "There's going to be at least 5 apparently. And the second one is right around the corner."

"That's depressing," Ozpin said.

In 2007.

"Your grandmother?" Weiss asked.

"Yes," Tai said. "She died twenty years ago."

Weiss opened the envelope. It contained old photographs of a very familiar woman.

"So they're related?" Weiss said.

"I'm sorry?" Tai said.

"My Yang, your grandmother," Weiss said. "They're practically identical."

"That's because they are the same person," Weiss realized.

Ruby hugged Yang, soon joined by the rest of the family, even Raven.

In 1920.

"Where are you going?" the young man asked as he followed Yang down the hill.

In 2007.

Weiss read the letter with the photographs.

"My dearest Weiss Schnee. If my grandson has done as he promises he will, then as you read these words it has been mere minutes since we last spoke. For you. For me, it has been over sixty years. The third of the photographs is of my children. The youngest is Weiss. I named her after you, of course."

"This is sick," Weiss said. "This is totally sick."

"I agree," Blake nodded. "Why did you name one for her and not your partner?"

"Really?" Kali said to her daughter.

"Trying not to think about the angel statues that can send you back in time," Blake said.

Weiss threw down the photographs and letter and ran up the staircase.

"Yang? Yang! Yang!" Weiss yelled.

At the top of the stairs, on the landing, were three statues, each hiding its eyes in different ways. One was holding a Yale key on a chain. As Weiss crouched to look at the statue, the one behind her revealed its eyes. Weiss took the key and turned. It hid its eyes again. Weiss heard the sound of the front door closing and ran downstairs, just before the statue that had the key could touch her.

"Oh Oum, that was close," Weiss said.

"Too close," Willow agreed.

"But why did it stop?" Clover asked.

"Because we were watching it," Jaune said cryptically.

"No, wait! Hang on!" Weiss yelled as Tai headed down the driveway.

Weiss picked up the photographs and letters that he had collected and put on the bottom of the banister rail and ran outside. The statues watched her from the windows.

"So, they're most definitely not ordinary statues," Penny said.

"Way to state the obvious," Saphron said.

In a café, Weiss read the rest of the letter.

"I suppose, unless I live to a really exceptional old age, I will be long gone as you read this. Don't feel sorry for me. I have led a good and full life. I've loved a good man and been well loved in return. You would have liked Ben. He was the very first person I met in 1920."

In 1920

"Are you following me?" Yang asked.

"Yeah," Ben said.

"Are you going to stop following me?" Yang asked.

"No, I don't think so," Ben said.

"Well, guess I adapted easily enough," Yang said, trying to be brave.

"It'll take someone stubborn to domesticate you," Ruby teased.

In a cemetery, Weiss visited Ben and Yang's grave and laid flowers.

To take one breath in 2007 and the next in 1920 is a strange way to start a new life, but a new life is exactly what I've always wanted.

"1902?" Weiss said as she read the date on Yang's gravestone. "You told him you were eighteen? You lying cow."

Yang placed her hands over her heart. "You wound me."

Weiss huffed.

"My mum and dad are gone by your time, so really there's only Ruby to tell. She works at the DVD store on Queen Street. I don't know what you're going to say to her, but I know you'll think of something. Just tell her I love her."

A statue watched Weiss leave.

"They're following me!" Weiss said.

"Well, you did take a key from them," Robyn said.

"What's so important about a key?" Miltia asked.

"Perhaps it unlocks a doorway to a world of time energy?" Tyrian said.

"How did he know that?" Jaune asked.

"I was joking," Tyrian said. "I can make jokes that aren't blood related."

"That's a surprise to me," Hazel said.

Weiss entered a DVD Store. A bearded man at the counter was watching a shoot out on a film on the television fastened to the wall.

"Excuse me, I'm looking for Ruby Rose," Weiss said.

"Through the back," the store owner said.

Weiss went to the back room.

"Hello?" Weiss called.

On a screen.

"Amber," the Doctor said.

"Sorry," Amber said as she left the picture.

"Quite possibly," the Doctor said. "Afraid so."

"So, what's up with the video of us?" Amber asked.

"It's quite important," Zack said. "But it won't make sense until Weiss puts together all the pieces of the puzzle."

"It's got to do with the angel and Yang getting sent to 1920, doesn't it?" Ren asked.

"Yup," Zack said.

"Interesting," Ozpin said.

Ruby entered from even further back in the premises.

"Oh. Hello. Can I help you?" Ruby asked.

"Hi," Weiss greeted.

"Thirty-eight," the Doctor said.

"Er, just a mo," Ruby said as she paused the playback.

"Hang on," Ruby said. "We've met, haven't we."

"It'll come to you," Weiss said.

"Oh, my Oum," Ruby said as she crossed her hands over herself.

"There it is," Weiss smirked.

"Meep!" Ruby squeaked.

Weiss rolled her eyes. "I've seen you in less. We're four teenage girls in the same dorm room, remember?"

"It's the principle of the thing," Ruby said.

"Sorry," Ruby apologized. "Sorry again about the whole."

"Message from your sister," Weiss said.

"Oh! Okay. What? What is it? What's the message?" Ruby asked.

"She's had to go away for a bit," Weiss said.

"Where?" Ruby asked.

"Just a work thing," Weiss lied. "Nothing to worry about."

"Okay," Ruby said.

"And..."

"And what?"

"She loves you."

"She what?"

"She said to say. She just sort of mentioned it. She loves you. There, that's nice, isn't it?"

"Is she ill?"
"No! No."

"Am I ill?"

"No!"

"Is this a trick?"

"No. She loves you."

"Sorry Rubes," Yang said. "Guess I won't be seeing you for a long time."

"It's ok," Ruby said as she hugged Yang.

"Yeah," the Doctor said. "Yeah, people don't understand time. It's not what you think it is."

Ruby paused it again.

"Who is this guy?" Weiss asked.

"Sorry, the pause thing keeps slipping," Ruby said. "Stupid thing."

"Last night at Yang's, you had him on all those screens," Weiss said. "That same guy. Talking about, I don't know, blinking or something."

"Yeah, the bit about the blinking's great," Ruby said. "I was just checking to see if they were all the same."

"What were the same? What is this? Who is he?" Weiss asked.

"An Easter egg."

"Excuse me?"

"Like a DVD extra, yeah? You know how on DVDs they put extras on, documentaries and stuff? Well, sometimes they put on hidden ones, and they call them Easter eggs. You have to go looking for them. Follow a bunch of clues on the menu screen."

"Complicated," the Doctor said.

"Sorry," Ruby said, "It's interesting, actually. He is on seventeen different DVDs. There are seventeen totally unrelated DVDs, all with him on. Always hidden away, always a secret. Not even the publishers know how he got there. I've talked to the manufacturers, right? They don't even know. He's like he's a ghost DVD extra. Just shows up where he's not supposed to be. But only on those. Those seventeen."

"Well, what does he do?" Weiss asked.

"Just sits there, making random remarks," Ruby answered. "It's like we're hearing half a conversation. Me and the guys are always trying to work out the other half."

"It does sound like half a conversation," Ozpin agreed.

"Why would we be in an Easter egg for 17 DVDs?" Amber asked.

"It's complicated," Zack said.

"Can we at least get a clue?" Ironwood asked.

"Very complicated," Zack said.

"You're not going to tell us, are you?" Cinder said.

"Afraid so," Zack agreed.

"When you say you and the guys, you mean the internet, don't you?" Weiss guessed.

"How'd you know?" Ruby asked.

"Spooky, isn't it?" Weiss said.

"It doesn't take much guessing," Weiss said. "You're such a dork."

Ruby pouted. "Not a dork."

"Yes you are," Yang said.

"Very complicated," the Doctor said.

"Ruby? Need you," the store owner called.

"Excuse me a sec," Ruby said as she went forward to the shop.

"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff," the Doctor lectured.

"Started well, that sentence," Weiss commented.

"It got away from me, yeah," the Doctor said.

"Okay, that was weird," Weiss said. "Like you can hear me."

"Well, I can hear you," the Doctor said.

She paused the screen and Ruby came back in.

"Ok, this is almost as creepy as the moving angels," Weiss said.

"It's like he knows everything you're going to say," Sun said.

"Maybe he does," Neptune said.

"How could he?" Mercury said.

"Maybe we'll find out," Melanie said.

"Okay, that's enough," Weiss ranted. "I've had enough now. I've had a long day and I've had bloody enough! Sorry. Bad day."

"Got you the list," Ruby said.

"What?"

"The seventeen DVDs. I thought you might be interested."

"Yeah, great. Thanks."

Weiss left the store and overheard the store owner say, "Go to the police, you stupid woman. Why does nobody ever just go to the police?"

At the police station.

"Someone went to the police," Whitley said.

"Boo!" Roman booed.

"They'll probably think you're nuts," Tyrian said.

"Like you?" Watts said.

"Exactly!"

"Look, I know how mad I'm sounding," Weiss said.

"Shall we try it from the beginning this time?" the desk sergeant said.

"Okay," Weiss said. "There's this house. A big old house, been empty for years, falling apart. Wester Drumlins, out by the estate. You've probably seen it."

"Wester Drumlins?" the desk sergeant asked.

"Yes," Weiss answered.

"Could you just wait here for a minute?" The desk sergeant said as he left her.

"I don't think this is the first time this has happened," Glynda said.

"Concerning," Ozpin said.

Weiss turned around to see two statues on the church opposite. She blinked, and they have disappeared.

"Okay, cracking up now," Weiss said.

They were on either side of the window she was looking out of.

Everyone gulped.

"Is this about the key?" Weiss asked nervously. "If I give it back, will they go away?"

"Nope," Jaune said.

"So I have to solve this mystery, don't I?" Weiss asked.

"Unfortunately," Nora said.

Neptune walked in.

"Hi," Neptune greeted. "DI Neptune Vasilias. Wester Drumlins, that's mine. Can't talk to you now, got a thing I can't be late for, so if you could just." Neptune checked Weiss out. "Hello."

"Hello," Weiss replied.

"Someone changed his tone quickly," Sun said.

"Life is short, and she is hot," Neptune said.

"Flatterer," Weiss said.

"Eh, Marcie, can you tell them I'm going to be late for that thing?" Neptune asked his colleague.

Neptune took Weiss to an underground car park which was filled with cars.

"All of them?" Weiss asked.

"Over the last two years, yeah," Neptune answered. "They all still have personal items in them, and a couple still had the motor running."

"So over the last two years, the owners of all of these vehicles have driven up to Wester Drumlins House, parked outside and just disappeared," Weiss said.

"Two years they've been doing this," Ironwood said.

"Where's UNIT when you need them?" Jaune said.

"UNIT?" Winter asked.

"Unified Intelligence Taskforce," Zack said. "Or United Nations Intelligence Taskforce. Depends. They're job is to literally deal with the weird."

There was a 1960's style police box in the corner.

"What's that?" Weiss asked.

"Ah! The pride of the Wester Drumlins collection," Neptune said. "We found that there, too. Somebody's idea of a joke, I suppose."

Ozpin felt mildly offended for some reason.

"But what is it?" Weiss asked. "What's a police box?"

"Well, it's a special kind of phone box for policemen," Neptune answered. "They used to have them all over. But this isn't a real one. The phone's just a dummy, and the windows are the wrong size. We can't even get in it. Ordinary Yale lock, but nothing fits. But that's not the big question. See, you're missing the big question."

"Okay, what's the big question?" Weiss asked.

"Will you have a drink with me?" Neptune asked.

"Well, someone is forward," Blake said.

"Got to take the initiative," Neptune said.

"I'm sorry?" Weiss asked.

"Drink? You? Me? Now?" Neptune asked.

"Aren't you on duty, Detective Inspector Vasilias?" Weiss asked.

"Nope," Neptune said. "Knocked off before I left. Told them I had a family crisis."

"Why?" Weiss asked.

"Because life is short and you are hot," Neptune flirted. "Drink?"

"No," Weiss said as she turned to walk away.

"Ever?"

"Maybe."

"Someone is playing hard to get," Amber said.

"Come on," Coco said. "This is your best chance to pump him for as much information about Wester Drummins as you can."

"Gee, it's not like I'll spill everything to the first pretty face that asks," Neptune said.

"Pretty sure you would," Sun said.

"Phone number?"

"Moving kind of fast, DI Vasilias."

"Neptune. I'm off duty."

"Aren't you just." Weiss wrote her number in a notebook.

"Is that your phone number?" Neptune asked.

"Just my phone number," Weiss said as she tore off the page. "Not a promise. Not a guarantee. Not an IOU. Just a phone number."

"And you better remember that," a red Weiss said.

"Uh huh," Yang said.

"And that's Weiss?" Neptune asked as he read the note.

"Weiss Vasilias," Weiss said before realizing her mistake. "Schnee! Weiss Schnee. I'm going now. Don't look at me."

"I'll phone you," Neptune said.

"Don't look at me," an embarrassed Weiss said as she made her way to the exit.

"Phone you tomorrow," Neptune promised.

"Don't look at me."

"Might even phone you tonight."

"Don't look at me!" Weiss left the carpark.

"Definitely going to phone you, gorgeous girl!" Neptune promised.

"You definitely better!" Weiss replied as she left.

"Ha! Looks like someone has a crush," Saphron said.

"It'll just be drinks," Weiss said.

"That's what they all say," Winter said.

"Who knows," Weiss said. "Maybe it won't work out."

Those in the know frowned. Yeah, it wouldn't work out alright.

Neptune turned around and lost his smile. There were four angel statues around the phone box. One had its hand up to the lock.

"Monty Oum!" Roman said as he grabbed his heart.

"How did they get in there!?" Vernal yelled.

"What's so interesting about a phone box?" Robyn asked.

"Oh, that's no ordinary phone box," Zack said.

Neptune walked towards them, looking at them, then blinked.

"Why did you have to blink," Jaune said.

"Why, what happened to me?" Neptune asked.

"You'll see," Nora said.

Weiss crossed the street from the police station, then stopped and took the Yale key from her coat pocket.

"Ordinary Yale lock, but nothing fits," Neptune's words resounded in her head.

She ran back to the car park, but the Tardis, Neptune and the statues were gone.

"That wasn't even a minute," Sienna said.

"Those things are fast," Adam said.

"And they took the phone box," Kali said.

"That's bad, right?" Penny asked.

"Very bad," Zack said.

In an alleyway in 1969.

Neptune's back hit a wall then slid to the ground.

"But I was just in a carpark," Neptune said.

"And I was inside a creepy old house in the middle of Vale," Yang said. "At least you're probably still in the same city."

"But when?" Watts asked.

"Welcome," the Doctor greeted as he and Amber walked over to him.

"Oh, there I am," Ozpin said.

"Guess we got touched too," Amber said.

"New look?" Ironwood asked.

"He seems... different," Salem said.

"Different how?" Cinder asked.

"I can't quite put it in words," Salem said.

"Where am I?" Neptune asked.

"1969," the Doctor answered. "Not bad, as it goes. You've got the moon landing to look forward to."

"Oh, the moon landing's brilliant," Amber said. "We went four times, back when we had transport."

"Working on it," the Doctor said.

"Moon landings?" Watts asked.

"Different world," Zack said. "No Dust, but they can do other things."

"Moon landing," Amber said. "I can see why I would like to watch it 4 times."

"How did I get here?" Neptune asked.

"The same way we did," the Doctor answered. "The touch of an angel. Same one, probably, since you ended up in the same year. No, no. No, no, no, don't get up. Time travel without a capsule. Nasty. Catch your breath. Don't go swimming for half an hour."

"I don't. I can't," Neptune said.

"Still can't swim I see," Sage said.

"Some things never change," Scarlet said.

"How do you know so much about time travel?" Willow asked.

"He's a time traveller," Zack said.

"Or he was," Jaune said.

"The blue box," Ruby realized. "Is that?"

"It is," Zack

"Seems rather small for two people," Willow said.

"It's bigger on the inside," Jaune said.

"That's what she said," Mercury snarked.

"Fascinating race, the Weeping Angels," the Doctor said as he started to ramble. "The only psychopaths in the universe to kill you nicely. No mess, no fuss, they just zap you into the past and let you live to death. The rest of your life used up and blown away in the blink of an eye. You die in the past, and in the present they consume the energy of all the days you might have had. All your stolen moments. They're creatures of the abstract. They live off potential energy."

"That's rather nice of them," Ozpin said.

"Boo!" Tyrian said. "Kill them the old-fashioned way!"

"They can do that too," Zack said. "When they need to. Steal your voice too."

"As if they weren't scary enough," Weiss said.

"What in Oum's name are you talking about?" Neptune asked.

"Trust me," Amber said. "Just nod when he stops for breath."

"It's what I do," Qrow said.

"Yup," Summer said.

"He takes a while to get to the point," Glynda said.

"That's hurtful," Ozpin said.

"Tracked you down with this," the Doctor said as he waved the gizmo in his hand. "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at thirty paces, whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow."

"Speaking from experience?" Robyn asked.

"Seems so," Ozpin said.

"That must have been something to see," Salem said.

"I don't understand. Where am I?" Neptune asked again.

"1969, like he says," Amber said.

"Normally, I'd offer you a lift home, but somebody nicked my motor," the Doctor said. "So I need you to take a message to Weiss Schnee. And I'm sorry, Neptune. I am very, very sorry. It's going to take you a while."

"Why?" Neptune asked. "Just give me a lift in your time machine when you get it back."

"I have an idea on why but I don't like it," Ozpin said.

Back in 2007, Weiss' phone rang.

"Hello?" Weiss answered. "Neptune, where are you? Where?"

In a geriatric ward, just one bed was occupied, by the window as Weiss walked in.

"Neptune?" Weiss said.

"Oh, I time travelled to the future the normal way," Neptune said.

"You lived to a good old age," Sun said solemnly.

"Wonder if I had a good life," Neptune wondered.

"Knowing you? Probably," Weiss said sadly.

The old man in the bed woke up.

"It was raining when we met," old Neptune said.

"It's the same rain," Weiss said.

A little later, Weiss looked at Neptune's wedding photograph.

"She looks nice," Weiss said.

"Her name was Weiss, too," Neptune said.

"Weiss Vasilias," Weiss said.

"Weiss Vasilias," he confirmed as they both shared a laugh.

"Guess you got your Weiss after all," Yang said.

"Even if it isn't the one you thought at first," Cardin said.

"Guess I managed to rebuild my life in 1969," Neptune said.

"Most do," Zack said. "Or get sent to the asylum. Pretty easy choice really. Either adapt or get sent to the funny farm."

"I often thought about looking for you before tonight, but apparently it would've torn a hole in the fabric of space and time, and destroyed two thirds of the universe," Neptune said. "Also, I'd lost my hair."

"Nah, maybe 5% at most," Zack said.

"That's still a large number of stars," Jaune said.

"More will take their place," Zack said.

"Two thirds of the universe," Weiss asked. "Where'd you get that from?"

"There's a man in 1969," Neptune said. "He sent me with a message for you."

"What man?" Weiss asked.

"The Doctor," Neptune answered.

"And what was the message?" Weiss asked.

"Just this," Neptune said. "Look at the list."

"What does that mean?" Weiss asked. "Is that it? Look at the list?"

"He said you'd have it by now," Neptune said. "A list of seventeen DVDs."

Weiss realized what he meant and took out the list she got from Ruby.

"Looks like the clues are all coming together," Saphron said.

"I didn't stay a policeman back then," Neptune said. "Got into publishing. Then video publishing. Then DVDs, of course."

"You put the Easter Egg on," Weiss realized as she sat by Neptune's bed.

"So this has been planned from the very beginning," Weiss said. "But how?"

"Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey," Zack said. "It's not exactly something easy to explain."

"Have you noticed what all seventeen DVDs have in common yet?" Neptune asked. "I suppose it's hard for you, in a way."

"How could the Doctor have even known I had a list?" Weiss asked. "I only just got this."

"I asked him how, but he said he couldn't tell me," Neptune said. "He said you'd understand it one day, but that I never would."

"Sounds like him," Ironwood said.

"Well, time travel is probably really complicated," Ozpin said.

"You have no idea," Zack said.

"Soon as I understand it, I'll come and tell you," Weiss said.

"No, gorgeous girl, you can't," Neptune said sadly. "There's only tonight. He told me all those years ago that we'll only meet again this one time. On the night I die."

"Oh, Neptune," Weiss said sadly.

"It's kept me going," Neptune said. "I'm an old, sick man. But I've had something to look forward to." He grasped Weiss' hand. "Ah, life is long, and you are hot. Oh, look at my hands. They're old man's hands. How did that happen?"

"I'll stay," Weiss said. "I'm going to stay with you, okay?"

"Thank you, Weiss Schnee," Neptune said. "I have till the rain stops."

Later, the rain had stopped and the bed was empty. Weiss left the hospital.

"Well, I died," Neptune said. "At least I managed to give you the message."

"Time to finish this once and for all," Weiss said resolutely.

In Ruby's workplace, the phone rang.

"Banto's," Ruby answered.

"They're mine," Weiss said.

"What?" Ruby asked.

"The DVDs on the list," Weiss said. "The seventeen DVDs. What they've got in common is me. They're all the DVDs I own. The Easter Egg was intended for me."

"You've only got seventeen DVDs?" Ruby asked in disbelief.

"Not important, Ruby," Weiss said.

"Yeah, yeah," Ruby said. "Angel statues that can send you to the past. Got it."

"Still, only 17 DVDs?" Yang asked.

"I'm not really into movies," Weiss shrugged.

"Do you have a portable DVD player?" Weiss asked.

"Of course. Why?" Ruby answered.

"I want you to meet me," Weiss said.

"Where?"

"Wester Drumlins."

In Wester Drumlins, Weiss opened the door for Ruby.

"You live in Scooby Doo's house," Ruby said.

"For Oum's sake, I don't live here," Weiss said as she closed the door.

"I mean, if you straightened it out a bit," Willow said. "It could be somewhere we would live."

"Not likely," Jacques said.

"Besides, I'd rather drop some bombs on it rather than live there," Winter said.

Ruby readied the DVD player.

"Okay, this is the one with the clearest sound," Ruby said. "Slightly better picture quality on this one, but I don't know."

"It doesn't matter," Weiss said.

"Okay. There he is," Ruby said as the DVD played.

"The Doctor," Weiss said.

"Who's the Doctor?" Ruby asked.

"He's the Doctor," Weiss said.

"Yup. That's me," the Doctor answered on screen.

"Okay, that was scary," Weiss commented.

"How is he doing that?" Weiss asked. "It's like he's replying specifically to me."

"That's because he is," Zack said.

"No, it sounds like he's replying, but he always says that," Ruby said.

"Yes, I do," the Doctor said.

"And that," Ruby said.

"Yup. And this," the Doctor said.

"He can hear us," Weiss realized. "Oh, my God, you can really hear us?"

"Of course he can't hear us," Ruby said. "Look, I've got a transcript. See? Everything he says. Yup, that's me. Yes, I do. Yup, and this. Next it's..."

"Are you going to read out the whole thing?" Ruby and the Doctor said together.

"Sorry," Ruby said.

"Creepy," Ruby said.

"Who are you?" Weiss asked.

"I'm a time traveller," the Doctor said. "Or I was. I'm stuck in 1969."

"We're stuck," Amber said as she popped in. "All of space and time, he promised me. Now I've got a job in a shop. I've got to support him!"

"Amber," the Doctor said.

"Sorry," Amber said as she moved off screen.

"That sucks," Amber said.

"Sorry," Ozpin said.

"You better be," Amber said.

"I've seen this bit before," Weiss said.

"Quite possibly," the Doctor said.

"1969, that's where you're talking from?" Weiss asked.

"Afraid so," the Doctor said.

"But you're replying to me," Weiss said. "You can't know exactly what I'm going to say, forty years before I say it."

"Thirty-eight," the Doctor corrected.

"Apparently he can," Watts said.

"I'm getting this down," Ruby said as she realized this was big. "I'm writing in your bits."

"How? How is this possible? Tell me," Weiss asked.

"Not so fast," Ruby said.

"People don't understand time. It's not what you think it is," the Doctor said.

"Then what is it?"

"Complicated."

"Tell me."

"Very complicated."

"I'm clever and I'm listening. And don't patronise me because people have died, and I'm not happy. Tell me."

"Weiss always needs to know everything," Blake said.

"Wouldn't you?" Weiss asked.

"Yeah, I'll admit this is very interesting," Blake said.

"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey-wimey stuff."

"That was very informative," Watts said sarcastically.

"I would like to see you do better," Ozpin said.

"A proper explanation will take decades and multiple theses," Zack said. "And a few centuries of teaching new physics. But we don't have time for that."

"I do," Salem said.

Zack dropped a library on her. "That's all the basics. The advanced ones are triple that stack."

Salem looked at the number of books. "This is more than I've read in the last thousand years!"

"I told you, complicated," Zack said.

"Yeah, I've seen this bit before. You said that sentence got away from you."

"It got away from me, yeah."

"Next thing you're going to say is, well I can hear you."

"Well, I can hear you."

"This isn't possible."

"No. It's brilliant!" Ruby said.

"It really is," Ruby said.

"Well, not hear you, exactly, but I know everything you're going to say," the Doctor said.

"Always gives me the shivers, that bit," Ruby said.

"How can you know what I'm going to say?" Weiss asked.

"Look to your left," the Doctor said.

On Weiss' left, Ruby was writing down what she was saying.

"Oh," Weiss said.

"So we know how he knows what you're going to say," Nicolas said.

"But how did he get it if it's still being written?" Oscar asked.

"Time traveller," Ozpin reminded them.

"What does he mean by look to your left?" Ruby asked. "I've written tons about that on the forums. I think it's a political statement."

"He means you," Weiss realized. "What are you doing?"

"I'm writing in your bits," Ruby said. "That way I've got a complete transcript of the whole conversation. Wait until this hits the net. This will explode the egg forums."

"I've got a copy of the finished transcript," the Doctor said. "It's on my autocue."

"That explains it," Glynda said.

"Doesn't explain how he got it in the first place," Winter said.

"Time travel, how many times do we have to say this?" Zack asked.

"How can you have a copy of the finished transcript?" Weiss asked. "It's still being written."

"I told you. I'm a time traveller. I got it in the future," the Doctor said.

"Okay, let me get my head round this. You're reading aloud from a transcript of a conversation you're still having," Weiss said.

"Yeah. Wibbly wobbly, timey-wimey," the Doctor said.

"Never mind that. You can do shorthand?" Weiss asked.

"So?" Ruby asked.

"What matters is, we can communicate," the Doctor said. "We have got big problems now. They have taken the blue box, haven't they? The angels have the phone box."

"Yes, let's focus on the bigger issue here, shall we?" Ozpin said.

"The angels have the phone box," Ruby repeated. "That's my favourite, I've got it on a t-shirt."

"What do you mean, angels?" Weiss asked. "You mean those statue things?"

"Creatures from another world," the Doctor said.

"But they're just statues," Weiss said.

"Only when you see them," the Doctor said.

"What does that mean?" Weiss asked.

"The lonely assassins, they used to be called," the Doctor said as he began giving a brief intro on the Weeping Angels. "No one quite knows where they came from, but they're as old as the universe, or very nearly, and they have survived this long because they have the most perfect defence system ever evolved. They are quantum-locked. They don't exist when they're being observed. The moment they are seen by any other living creature, they freeze into rock. No choice. It's a fact of their biology. In the sight of any living thing, they literally turn to stone. And you can't kill a stone. Of course, a stone can't kill you either. But then you turn your head away, then you blink, and oh yes it can."

"Don't take your eyes off that," Weiss told Ruby, looking at the Angel in the room.

"That's why they cover their eyes," the Doctor continued. "They're not weeping. They can't risk looking at each other. Their greatest asset is their greatest curse. They can never be seen. The loneliest creatures in the universe. And I'm sorry. I am very, very sorry. It's up to you now."

"Sounds like a house of mirrors is the best way to beat them," Ren said.

"Could work," Jaune said. "Risky though."

"Why?" Pyrrha asked.

"That which holds the image of an Angel will itself become an Angel," Zack said.

"Can anything beat these things?" Ironwood asked.

"Oh, it requires a certain mindset and lots of guile," Zack said.

"What am I supposed to do?" Weiss asked.

"The blue box, it's my time machine," the Doctor explained. "There is a world of time energy in there they could feast on forever, but the damage they could do could switch off the sun. You have got to send it back to me."

"How? How?" Weiss asked.

"And that's it, I'm afraid," the Doctor said. "There's no more from you on the transcript, that's the last I've got. I don't know what stopped you talking, but I can guess. They're coming. The angels are coming for you. But listen, your life could depend on this. Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck."

The picture froze.

"That was immensely helpful," Weiss said sarcastically.

"Told you what you need to know," Ozpin shrugged.

"No! Don't! You can't!" Weiss said.

"I'll rewind him," Ruby said.

"What good would that do?" Weiss said before realizing something. "You're not looking at the statue."

"Neither are you," Ruby said.

The Angel was towering over them, reaching out, mouth wide open. They backed away.

Some of them screamed.

"It could have touched them if it wanted to really," Zack said.

"Why didn't it?" Salem asked.

"They like to play with their food," Nora said.

"Kindest psychopaths in the universe," Adam said.

"The keyword is psychopath," Clover said.

"Keep looking at it," Weiss said. "Keep looking at it."

"There's just one, right, there's just this one," Ruby hoped. "We're okay if we just keep staring at this one statue. Everything's going to be fine."

"There are three more," Weiss said.

"Three?"

"They were upstairs before, but I think I heard them moving."

"Moving where? Three of them? Moving where?"

"Ruby's freaking out," Ren said.

"Who wouldn't?" Fox said.

"How are we going to beat 4 of them?" Ruby asked.

"With lots of wit, skill and luck," Jaune said.

"I'm going to look around. I'm going to check. You keep looking at this one. Don't blink. Remember what he said. Don't even blink."

"Who blinks? I'm too scared to blink."

"Okay, we're going to the door. The front door."

Weiss guided Ruby backwards to the doorway.

"Okay," Weiss said. "We can't both get to the front door without taking our eyes off that thing, so you stay here."

"What?" Ruby said.

"I'll be just round the corner," Weiss said. "You stay here."

Weiss tried to open the front door, but it was locked.

"They've locked it. They've locked us in!" Weiss said.

"Why?" Ruby asked.

"I've got something they want," Weiss said.

"What?"

"The key. I took it last time I was here. They followed me to get it back. I led them to the blue box. Now they've got that."

"Well, give them the key," Ruby said.

"I'm going to check the back door. You wait here," Weiss said.

"Give them the key! Give them what they want!" Ruby pleaded as Weiss looked around.

"And let them destroy the Sun?" Weiss asked.

"I'm freaking out, don't blame me," Ruby said. "Just hurry up."

"Working on it," Weiss said.

"Well work faster!" Ruby replied.

"Weiss, no. What if they come behind me?" Ruby asked.

"Hang on!" Weiss said as she tried the backdoor.

"Oh, Oum. Oh, Oum," Ruby prayed.

"It's locked!" Weiss said as she struggled with the backdoor.

Ruby looked behind her briefly to check where the doorway was, and when she turned back the Angel was inches from her face.

"What part of don't blink did you not get!?" Weiss panicked.

"Damn it," Tai cursed.

"I wonder what happens if we put a mirror in front of it," Summer said. "Make it look at itself."

"Might work," Zack shrugged.

"Weiss! Weiss!" Ruby yelled.

"It won't open!" Weiss yelled back.

Ruby stared into the Angel's eyes, scared out of her mind.

"Weiss, please, I can't do this!" Ruby pleaded as she backed to the doorway. "Weiss hurry up! Where are you?"

"Ruby? They've blocked off the back door, but there's a cellar," Weiss said. "There might be a way out. A delivery hatch or something."

"Coming! I can't stay here," Ruby said as she backed away round the corner.

"Yes, creepy angel statue," Ruby said.

"We should nuke it from orbit," Ironwood said. "It's the only way to be sure."

"Quantum locked," Zack said. "Not going to work either."

Weiss went down to the cellar. The Tardis was there, with its three guardian Angels.

"Okay, boys, I know how this works," Weiss said. "You can't move so long as I can see you."

Ruby slowly entered the cellar as Weiss took out the key. "Whole world in the box, the Doctor says. Hope he's not lying, because I don't see how else we're getting out."

Ruby ran past her and Weiss looked behind her.

"Oh, and there's your one," Weiss said as they both made their way to the TARDIS.

"Why's it pointing at the..." Ruby asked as the lightbulb flickered, "... light."

"Oh, my Oum, it's turning out the lights," Weiss realized.

"Damn it!" Blake yelled.

"Get to the phone box!" Oobleck yelled.

"This is so not fair," Weiss said.

"They're psychopaths from another world," Roman said. "They might not even understand the concept of fair."

They both moved to the TARDIS' door.

"Quickly!" Ruby yelled.

"I can't find the lock!" Weiss yelled as she fumbled with it.

"Weiss, hurry up! Get it open!" Ruby yelled as the Angels moved ever closer with each flicker of the light. "They're getting closer. Weiss, come on!"

"It won't turn!" Weiss yelled.

"Weiss!"

The TARDIS opened and they both got in just as the TARDIS was right next to them.

The two looked at the interior of the TARDIS in awe.

"It really is bigger on the inside," Penny said.

"How?" Watts asked.

"Time Lord technology," Zack said. "They're really good at things related to space and time."

A hologram of the Doctor appeared. "This is security protocol seven one two. This time capsule has detected the presence of an authorised control disc, valid one journey."

Ruby took out the DVD case he put in his pocket and opened it. The DVD was glowing.

"Please insert the disc and prepare for departure," the hologram finished.

"Looks like a DVD player. There's a slot," Weiss said as she looked at the control panels.

"Guess we're getting back to the present after all," Amber said.

"Good," Ozpin said. "I've lived through the 60s once. I never want to do it again."

The TARDIS shook as the Angels attacked it.

"They're trying to get in!" Ruby yelled.

"Well, hurry up then!" Weiss replied.

As the Tardis rocked to and fro, Ruby got the DVD into the slot. The time rotor started up.

"What's happening?" Ruby asked as the TARDIS started dematerializing.

"Oh, my Oum, it's leaving us behind," Weiss realized. "Doctor, no! You can't!"

"Ozpin!" Tai yelled.

"Relax," Ozpin said. "I think I know what I'm planning."

"You better," Summer said.

They screamed as they could see the Angels that were around the TARDIS, arms and mouths wide and not covering their eyes.

"Doctor!" Weiss yelled.

Ruby and Weiss hugged each other as the TARDIS disappeared, leaving behind the two and four Weeping Angels staring at each other.

"Look at them! Quick, look at them!" Weiss yelled as she looked up.

"I don't think we need to," Ruby said as they both stood up. "He tricked them. The Doctor tricked them. They're looking at each other. They're never going to move again."

The two cautiously moved out from the circle of Angels.

"Oh Oum," Weiss said.

"Let's never do that again," Ruby said.

"Agreed," Weiss said.

A year later in a DVD shop.

"Can you mind the shop?" Ruby asked Weiss. "I'm just nipping next door for some milk."

"Yeah. No worries," Weiss said.

"Huh, we run a shop together," Weiss said.

"Well, after an adventure like that?" Ruby said.

"What's this?" Ruby asked.

"Nothing," Weiss said.

Ruby took the folder and saw that it contained the conversation transcript, Yang's photographs and letter, and also a picture of an Angel covering its eyes.

"Weiss, can't you let it go?" Ruby asked.

"Of course I can't let it go," Weiss said.

"This is over," Ruby said.

"How did the Doctor know where to write the words on the wall?" Weiss asked. "How could he get a copy of the transcript? Where did he get all that information from?"

"Look, some things you never find out. And that's okay," Ruby said.

"No, it isn't," Weiss said.

"Ever think this might be getting in the way of other things?" Ruby asked.

"We just run a shop together," Weiss said. "That's all it is, just a shop."

"Anyway, milk. Back in a mo," Ruby said as she left the shop.

"Aww, no romance for Weiss?" Nora said.

"Not until this whole thing is done and over with," Winter said, knowing her sister well.

"Which won't happen until she knows how that information got into the Doctor's hands," Whitley said.

"That could take a while," Saphron said.

A taxi pulled up outside. Amber and the Doctor got out with bows and arrows and started to go down the street.

"Or not," Saphron said.

Weiss ran outside with the folder.

"Doctor! Doctor! Doctor!" Weiss yelled.

"Hello," the Doctor said. "Sorry, bit of a rush. There's a sort of thing happening. Fairly important we stop it."

"My Oum, it's you," Weiss said. "It really is you. Oh, you don't remember me, do you?"

"Doctor, we haven't have time for this," Amber said. "The migration's started."

"Look, sorry, I've got a bit of a complex life," the Doctor apologized. "Things don't always happen to me in quite the right order. Gets a bit confusing at times, especially at weddings. I'm rubbish at weddings, especially my own."

"Oh, my Oum, of course," Weiss realized. "You're a time traveller. It hasn't happened to you yet. None of it. It's still in your future."

"What hasn't happened?" the Doctor asked.

"Doctor, please. Twenty minutes to red hatching," Amber said.

"Shush, this is important," Ozpin said. "Unless you want to be stuck in 1969 sometime in your future?"

Amber huffed.

"What are you two doing with that bow and arrows anyway?" Glynda asked.

"Who knows," Zack said. "One can never be certain with the Doctor."

"It was me," Weiss realized. "Oh, for Oum's sake, it was me all along. You got it all from me."

"Got what?" the Doctor asked.

"Okay, listen," Weiss said. "One day you're going to get stuck in 1969. Make sure you've got this with you. You're going to need it."

Weiss handed her file of documents to the Doctor.

"Doctor!" Amber yelled.

"Yeah, listen, listen, got to dash," the Doctor said. "Things happening. Well, four things. Well, four things and a lizard."

"Okay. No worries. On you go. See you around some day," Weiss said.

"What was your name?" the Doctor asked before he ran off.

"Weiss Schnee," Weiss answered.

"Good to meet you, Weiss Schnee," the Doctor said.

Ruby returned with the milk and stared at the Doctor. Weiss grabbed her hand.

"Goodbye, Doctor," Weiss said.

The two parted ways, the Doctor to so what he came here to do and Weiss and Ruby to the DVD shop now retitled Schnee and Rose, Antiquarian Books and Rare DVDs.

"Sadly, they never saw each other again," Zack said. "Shame, you two would have made for great companions."

"Companions?" Weiss asked.

"The Doctor doesn't travel alone, at least not for too long," Zack said. "He needs some young strapping humans to keep him entertained."

The camera panned up to the next building where a grotesque was sitting on the roof.

"Don't blink," the Doctor said.

A montage of the various statues that dotted Vale.

"Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good luck."

"Those aren't angels too, are they?" Oscar asked.

"They could be," Zack said. "Fortunately, they don't exist in Remnant."

"So long as nothing brings them there," Jaune said.

"Now, if you would excuse me," Zack said. "I need to drop this TV into a blackhole. Better safe than sorry and all that."