(A/N): You all may remember that my Dinobots did a crossover with a fantastic writer, Hyperbomb, he wrote the story Hollow Remnant where it saw his Godzilla, Kong, and my Dinobots do battle with aliens and mechanical monsters. If you still haven't read it, first off, shame on you, second you should go read it before having some laughs here-
Ruby: Come on! Quit being boring, RWBYKnight! Let's get to the funny!
(A/N): I always seem to get the impatient ones. Enjoy and laugh a lot.
Scene 1
(A/N): And, Action!
(Y/n): It's Robo-Godzilla! *realizes* Crap. I mean Mecha-Godzilla. Ugh.
Scene 1, Take 2
(Y/n): It's Robcha-Godzilla! Phpt! That was Robo-Godzilla and Mecha-Godzilla! *laughs in embarrassment*
Scene 2
Hyperbomb: ACTION!
Ruby: *surprised* Ahhh!
Crew: *laughs*
Ruby: That scared the crap out of me.
Hyperbomb: Apologies. Reset the scene and try this again.
Scene 3
Omhu: The larger sense of this, it is what we need.
(Yang): *nods pretending to know what he's talking about*
Omhu: *BLEEP* You gonna leave me here with an omelete on my face? I'm gonna start over, let's go back to the top!
Scene 4
Camera is rolling just before the scene commences.
Y/N: Nobody pull a hamstring now. *stretches* Warm up your buttcheeks!
Hyperbomb: Okay? Ready-
Scene 5
Grimlock is taking down a Decepticon with his sword but as he twirls it in his hand, the broadside of the blade hits his leg.
Grimlock: Damn!
(A/N): Cut! Back up and try it again!
Scene 6
Further in this same scene, the Deceoticon accidently connects his punch to Grimlock's face.
Decepticon: Sorry!
Scene 7
Oobleck: So how do we calulate- Sorry, let me try again.
Scene 8
Slag: Rah! *throws punch but accidently connects to Decepticon's face* Oh shit! You alright?
Decepticon: Yeah. I'm good.
Slag: *helps Decepticon up* That was my, Muhammad Ali swing right there! *crew and cast start laughing*
Scene 9
Grimlock: *as he hangs by wires* Does it look cool? It doesn't feel cool, but if it looks cool that's all that matters right?
Scene 10
(Y/n): How'd you find me?
Y/n: It wasn't too hard, you have a pretty strong scent... That sounded so wrong. *laughs*
Crew: *laughs*
Scene 11
Grimlock: Hey kid. *as Sludge waves* You okay?
Hyperbomb: Sludge, don't wave like that.
Sludge: Oh. *out hand down*
Hyperbomb: You'll steal Grimlock's thunder.
Sludge: Am I not in this? I am so sorry.
Grimlock: *laughs*
Scene 12
Slag: I didn't think he'd be able to do that. With how weak and skinny- *messes up line* Ah, *bleep* me!
Yang: *blushes* I didn't teach him that, I promise.
Scene 13
Ruby: Godzilla- Sorry wrong name.
Scene 13, Take 2
Ruby: (Y/-zilla! *blows rasberries in embarrassment*
Crew/Cast: *laughs*
Ruby: That's on me! Am I fired, yet? *continues laughing*
Scene 14
Omhu: It's time we- ACHOO! Excuse me, I am so sorry.
Scene 15
Grimm: ACHOO! Sorry!
Behind the Scenes
Hyperbomb: So, RWBYKnight, do you think that is a viable scenario we could work with?
RWBYKnight: *jokingly* No. *laughing*
Hyperbomb: *laughs*
Scene 16
Mothra: *grunts as she tries to pull Grimlock* I'm sorry! I've been training for months but I don't think I can move that.
Grimlock: You call Grimlock fat?!
Everyone in the studio starts laughing as the producers help reset the scene.
Scene 17
Pyrrha: *fires prop gun* Pew. Pew. Pew. *realizes* I probably shouldn't be making sound effects while on camera right? *breaks out laughing*
Scene 18
Slash: Wait, it's not shooting. *messes with gun* Why- *gun suddenly fires into the floor* Ah! *breaks out laughing* I'm sorry!
Scene 19
Jaune: Okay then.
Pyrrha: Alright...... *snorts as she tries to hold back laughter*
Jaune: *laughs along* Are you gonna have gag reel on this, like Smokey and the Bandit?
Scene 20
Yang: *looks at Godzilla* Quite a growth sprr- That's quit a grew spurr- Why can't I talk?
Scene 21
Nora: I feel like I'm talking to Captain Kirk or something? *imitates* Captain? The log? What's the log? *laughs* It's been a long day.
Scene 22
(Y/n): *as Godzilla* Can I get an eyeline, so I know where this invisible thing I'm fighting's supposed to be?!
Scene 23
Swoop is trying to do a complex aerial manuever on set and crashes as soon as he's off camera.
Scene 24
Sludge is running a coreographed fight without bad guys and turns it into break dancing as soon as he messes up.
Scene 25
Both Godzilla and Mecha-Godzilla are running a portion of the fight when they both start dancing and then give goofy looks at the directors as the camera circles them.
Scene 26
Weiss: Ruby, I think you have an extra line, what is it?
Ruby: Uhh, I don't know. *both girls laugh*
Scene 27
Mecha-Ghidorah: *growls*
Y/n: Screw this! You're on your own!
Cast: *laughs*
Scene 28
Omhu: The hypothesis of intercontin- Noooo.
Scene 29
Oobleck: The theory that- sorry, let me think about what I'm supposed to say and we'll try again.
Scene 30
Blake: I think I looked directly into the camera when I-
Yang: I don't care. You just forgot the line, so you're just trying to make up some other sh-
Scene 31
Swoop: Come on, let's go. *picks up (Y/n) and flies above camera view*
Slam: *chuckles* Sorry, there are people laughing off-set.
(Y/n): *laughs as he comes back into view* People falling out of frame is funny everytime!
Scene 32
Slag: I don't need to cry for this, right?
RWBYKnight: No, just be sad about (Y/n) leaving.
Slag: Okay, I'm ready.
Scene 33
Ren: What the- *bleep* was the line?! I forgot!
Scene 34
Shockwave: Decelti- *bleep* I messed that up.
Scene 35
Y/n: *in Kong costume* I can't believe I made a whole movie with this suit on. *laughs*
Scene 36
Shockwave: Lord Mela- Damn, why can I not talk all of a sudden?!
Scene 37
Slag: I should've asked (Y/n)- *forgets line*
Scene 37, Take 2
Slag: Hey (Y/n), if another monstrr app- *flubbs line*
Scene 37, Take 3
Slag: Hey (Y/n), if- *hears laughing behind camera and grows annoyed*
Audio Guy: Sorry.... I'll laugh louder next time.
Slag: *sarcastic* No, take your time. We've only got 44 minutes of this frigging show, we'll eat it up any way we can.
Scene 38
Grimlock: Me Grimlock crush- wait how am I supposed to say that?
Scene 39
Velvet: That's not are Ruby.... wait, that wasn't right. It's our isn't it?
Scene 40
(Yang): By the way, we've cut.
Film Reel Ends
(A/N): I wanna thank Hyperbomb again for this opportunity, I hope we can do it again in the future. Well, you guys asked for bloolers, here they are. More will be coming for the rest of my finished stories, soon. Keep laughing would ya?
Have a great day and I'll see you next time. PEACE OUT!!!
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