RWBY x Dinobots

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Ruby: Alright, we're back! We are back and the Dinokids are just as, if not more excited than I am about the return of the Blooper Reel. You wouldn't believe the amount of begging I had to do in front of (A/N) to get him to do this again. I even had to ask Hyperbomb to convince him. Oh well, we're here and we're ready to get laughing.

Grimlock: LAUGHING FUN!

Scene 1

(A/N): And, Action!

Sun: You don't mean that.

Blake: ... ACHOO!

Producer: Bless you!

Sun: *laughing*

Blake: I'm so sorry! I was trying so hard not sneeze. *laughs*

Scene 2

Producer: Marker. *clapper*

Snarl: *goofy* Yeah!

Scene 3

Jacques: Do you have any idea what your stunt cost us?!

Weiss: I have done nothing but fight to uphold the honor of my family name! *looks at camera* With great power, comes great responsibility.

Jacques: *chuckles* What?!

Crew: *laughing*

Weiss: I'm sorry, I always wanted to say that! *recomposes* Okay, let's go for real this time.

Scene 4

Shockwave: I personally control both the DNA and CNA of any test subjects I create.

Swoop: Well, I control half the DNA by doing something called doinking.

Crew: *starts laughing*

Swoop: *laughs* That wasn't the right line, was it?! *continues laughing*

Scene 5

Sludge: We team, me, you, *forgets line* and you. *points to camera*

Crew: *laughing*

Scene 6

Grimlock: *walks down steps* Dinobots- *slips on step* *laughs*

(A/N): Dang it! It's one step, every single project!

Scene 7

Ruby: Here's a little section that shows once again that Team RWBY isn't perfect.

Yang: She is also in the counter and can be directly spoken to- *hears crew laughing* What?

(A/N): It's "in the room" Yang.

Yang: Oh! *laughs*

Scene 8

Weiss: The Schnee Family- *forgets line* *makes funny face*

Scene 8, Take 3

Weiss: The Schnee Family legacy isn't yours to leave- *hears laughter from crew*

Screenwriter: Sorry, I'll laughter louder next.

Weiss: *annoyed* Nah, that's great.

Scene 9

Ruby: You're wrong. We've done things- *makes funny face as she grabs script*

Scene 9, Take 2

Ruby: You're wrong. We've done things that most people would- *bites lip as she forgets* would, um, what is it?

Scene 9, Take 3

Ruby: You're wrong. We've done things that most would consider- *forgets* I don't know what I'm saying.

Scene 9, Take 4

Ruby: You're wrong. We've done things most people would consider impossemble- uhhh. *crew starts laughing* Think about what you're doing, not how you're doing. What you're doing, not how you're doing. What, not how. What, not how. What, not how.

Scene 9, Take 5

Ruby: You're wrong. We've done things most people would consider impossible, and I know the only reason they- OH! *beep* Crap! I used to be so good at this!

Scene 9, Take 6

Ruby: We did it because, we worked together! *as she walks off set* We did it because we worked together, Ruby. Ruby, we did it because we worked together.

Scene 9, Take 7

Ruby: *looks at script the folds it and walks of set* I hate television. I'm out.

Scene 10

Blake: So aside from getting his first and last name wrong, I thought we nailed that pretty well.

Producer: And Marker. *clapper*

(A/N): And Action!

Blake: More police are on their way Adam. Huntsman too. *forgets* What was the next thing I was going to say?

Scene 11

Yang: I'm an idiot. I'm a moron..... I forgot my line. As to really drive the point home, I will continue saying nothing at all as the director walks past, shaking his head and casting aspersions on what's left of my dignity. It's what I do. You don't have to. Phpt. Uh-oh.

Scene 12

Weiss: Yeah, riglhtt in the middlllle- Christ, I really do sound drunk all of a sudden.

Scene 13

Grimlock: *finishes drink of water, then goes to eat* Oh! Dang! *spits out food* Holy crap! That's lava hot. *notices camera close to him* Oh did you get that?

Scene 14

Grimlock: Let me be clear! *backs up lines* Let me be clear. *confused* What am I doing wrong? Why aren't I next Magnus?

Scene 14, Take 2

Grimlock: Just gonna walk around for a second. *walks off-set*

Scene 14, Take 3

Grimlock: We gonna fight so either fly now or- OH!

(A/N): Damn!

Crew: *laughs*

(A/N): Almost!

Scene 15

Slag: Yang is transporting d- *realizes he messed up line* uh, 3, phpt, phpt, and 2, phpt, phpt, and 1. Phpt. Phpt.

Scene 16

Maria: And just like that, you can, uh, what was my line again?

(A/N): Cut! Let's try it again!

Scene 17

Snarl: The Decepticons are- Nope, mistimed that line.

Slag: I was gonna say, *laughs*

Snarl: Sorry! Okay, I'll get it right this time. Let's try again.

Scene 18

(A/N): And, Action!

Ruby: Grimlock! Calm down!

Grimlock: *ROARS*

Ruby then grabs an object and throws it off screen, and it turned out to be a, rubber ducky?

(A/N): Cut! Let's try it again!

Scene 18, Take 2

Ruby hits Grimlock with a dead fish.

(A/N): One more time!

Scene 18, Take 3

Grimlock: *Roa-* *hit with an anvil* *dizzy* Oh, please stop it.

Scene 19

Blake: Yeah, he is pretty amazing. *pets Sludge's head* You're going to do great here at this- *realizes she messed up* That is completely wrong.

Later, the camera is still rolling ad Blake softly bangs her head against a wall trying to figure out her line.

Scene 20

Arcee: And so, we were scattered all across the wolobe- Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi.

Arcee stands there for a moment trying figure out what she's supposed to say.

Producer: Maybe you should read off a card?

Arcee: *ignores* Ah, f- *grunts in frustration*

Producer: You probably should.

Arcee: Shh, I'm gonna- I'm gonna get this. And then I'm gonna not work for a while.

Arcee eventually just walks off-set as she tries to figure out her lines.

Film Reel Ends

Ruby: Thanks for watching and laughing with us! We have more coming up soon. We'll all see you there!

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