Sienna | Eric | Sienna's brother

Hey?

[10.02am]

Hellooooo?

[10.16am]

Solar?

[11.23am]

I'm sorry...

[11.25am]

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>> Incoming call Message Aldi guy <<

>> Incoming call Message Aldi guy <<

"Hello?"

"SOLAR! SOLAR! SOLAR! MY BABY! YOU PICKED UP!"

"Who are you?"

"Solar? Why do you have a man's voice? I know I assumed you were a girl but-"

"Excuse me? I think you have the wrong number. Good By-"

"WAIT NOO! This is the right number. Solar, whatever her/his real name, PLEASE FORGIVE ME!"

"Look here asshole, I don't know how the shit you know my sister's number, but don't you dare look for her again or I'll flush your sorry ass down the toilet!"

"Sister? ....... Shit."

"You did not just call my sister shit, asshole!"

"Omgfgdflj SORRY HONOURABLE BROTHER!!!!"

"That's right, dumbass. Now tell me how you got my sister's number or I'll murder your little face with this phone!"

"SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT-AKE MUSHROOMS I AM YOUR SISTER'S TALKING BUDDY!! SORRY SORRY SORRy - where is she?"

"Talking buddy? The heck are you talking about?!"

"Huh?"

"Can't you understand what I'm saying, butthole?!"

"No? What?"

"If you really knew my sister you would understand her CONDITION! Then why would you lie and spout some crap about being a talking buddy!"

"Condition?"

"M. U. T. E."

"Em? You? Tea? Ee?"

"MY SISTER'S MUTE DUMBASS! How can you be her talking buddy when she can't even speak!!"

"Wha- ..."

"Hello? Dumbass, did I scare you off?"

"..."

"I think I did."

"..."

"GOOD and you better not EVER call this number again"

"Mute..."

"Hmm... did I hear a fly speak?"

"God..."

"AND YOU BETTER NOT EVER CALL AGAIN!"

"...My sister's got enough problems in her life already..."