So I'll make a story of South Park x Hamilton. Basically every single song (not quite) have their own chapter with what I wanna write with that. Fully historically incorrect. Look forwards to that.....
Warnings: I'm trash for a lot of things. Can you catch..... three? And cursing.
Age: 16.
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Stan's POV.

"So you're both into theatre now?" I ask.

"He signed up just after me," Kyle says.

He's smiling ever-so brightly. Of course Kenny would.

"Hey! My riend!" Kenny says.

"Don't you mean friend?" Kyle asks.

"Nope. I'm the boyf and he's the riend. Honestly, people are too in their musicals these days," Kenny says.

"At least nobody has wanted to blow the gym up during a dance," Kyle says.

"Or has tried to take a suicide victims sister by pretending that they were friends with that person's friend," I say.

Kenny laugh.

"Or has tried DeFyInG GrAvItY," Kenny says.

"Or.... there are so many things to say.... tried to get shot by their political rival?" Kyle asks.

"Too soon," Kenny says.

"It was 200 years ago!" Kyle says.

"Still too soon," Kenny says.

I nod along to all this.

"Or maybe plan to be remembered?" I ask.

It's such an out of place one, I don't know much about it but 'My grand plan' is so fucking good.... I gotta listen to the rest. Admittedly, you can't call it a musical.... can you? Yeah you can! But still! It's more known for the books... which I haven't read. Oh yeah, speaking of books and reading...

"I like this one book by the way. I read it a while back," I say.

I dig it up and show it to the boys.

"Is Hector your favourite?" Kyle asks.

I shake my head.

"I do like Stanley Yelnats a lot more," I say, laughing slightly.

It isn't exactly uncommon to have a Stanley in a book but I just like the idea of having someone with the same name. And the main character? Sign me the fuck up! Plus, Hector is an adorable character. Admittedly the others are too..... I hear the film is good too! That's awesome! I am gonna watch it in a month! About.... a little over a month. Maybe two or three.....

"No you fucking don't! Who doesn't love Hector?" Kyle asks.

"I do love Hector but I like, Stanley is very important to me. He's adorable," I say.

"I mean Caveman is pretty adorable but I mean..... I like Zero a lot more! He's adorable, resourceful and at least he tries. Zero and Caveman have an interesting difference, Zero is not familiar with our live and Caveman is not familiar with his," Kyle says.

"Zero is a bit weird but I'm gonna say that I love him. Although his race didn't need a mention," I say.

"Agreed. Who gives a fuck about if he is black or not?" Kyle asks.

"I've only read it ones," Kenny says.

"Me too," I say softly.

"A couple of hundred," Kyle says.

Kyle smiles.

"I don't think I'm even overdramatising that. I most likely did and loved each fucking time," Kyle says.

"I just sort of.... holy shit," I say.

Kyle laughs.

"I read a lot," Kyle says.

"I read a story about Nazi Germany. Bruno is cool but his granny is a fucking badass. When Bruno's dad became a general, she didn't start bowing down, the just straight up said, 'That looks fucking ridiculous' and didn't back off," Kenny says.

"I don't know. I'm kinda scared of that book," Kyle says.

"I mean, you shouldn't actually be," i say.

Kyle laughs and gives me a kiss.

"I'm barely scared of it. It's just.... a rather interesting idea. What if it's done in a difficult way?" Kyle asks.

"I recommend it," I say.

I smile a little at the thought I have.

"After all. Yo-," I start.

"Stan, no, I know you love them but if you quote one more Disney song today, I will leave with Kenny," Kyle says.

"What? Honestly! That's straight up Hell fire," I say.

Kyle takes a moment before screeching.

"I'm fucking done!" He yells.

"Oh come on Ky. This'll make a man out of you," Kenny says.

"Not you too!" Kyle says.

"Come on Kyle. You've gotta just... let it go," I say.

"That's not even a good one!" Kyle says.

"That song is a masterpiece!" I say.

Kenny nods.

"If you shove Harry Potter as well, I've had a rough da-," Kyle says.

"Deny me my references? My father will hear about this," i say.

Kyle groans.

"I'd rather die than hear this shit," Kyle says.

"He needs to sort out him priorities," Kenny says.

"And you say I'm like him! You two are fucking identical!" Kyle says.

Kenny kisses me.

"I swear I'll get telekinesis out of the trauma of everything that has happened today!" Kyle says.

"At least don't hide under the table," Kenny says.

"Which one is that?" I ask.

"The one about the Finnish war," Kenny says.

"I mean I'd hide under the table if that meant you'd treat me the way Ada treated the war fighter," Kyle says.

He's pushing away the shitty day.... poor him.

"I mean if you want that," Kenny says.

He winks and the two of them kiss.

"Are you the rescuers of each other then?" I ask.

"You matter a lot too, Stan," Kyle says.

"What was so shitty about your day, Kyle?" I ask.

"Don't worry about it.... just a very fucking annoying thing," Kyle says.

I nod.

"If you want to.... talk to me," I say.

Kyle nods.

"I need to do this one thing, let's talk then.... okay," Kyle says.

He smiles.

"It just came flooding. Let's just say that Cartman did an asshole like thing. More than normally and I erm.... I don't really know....," Kyle says.

"We're here," Kenny says.

We both nod. Kyle nods back and leaves out of the door, muttering something before he leaves that makes us all laugh,

"Goodbye nerds!"