Shout out to the memories that inspired this. I know caffeinetea did this ages ago. I have gone camping for five years straight, I have an official mention that I can handle an emergency in water/forest/unpopulated area. Bitch, if I didn't do this, I would betray my roots. Also, romance didn't blossom between me and anybody..................................... did not definitely get a bit of flirting in with two really handsome guys. Whaaat? How could you think that?
Warnings: Sexual, most definitely! And cursing.
Ages: 16.
Fun thing: I meant to make this extremely Finnish. Hints still there. Also, Hello_Im_Crazy279 kinda gave me more inspiration to make this. I was reading old messages and went 'I gotta'.
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Kyle's POV (Day one out of three.)

We finally get the tent set up. Kenny smiles and just leans back against the tree behind him.

"The others aren't gonna be here for a while," Stan says.

I nod and take my hat off, throwing it on the ground. Kenny smirks and takes his hood off.

"Is that a challenge?"

He nods and I laugh, taking my shoes off next. Kenny does so as well.

"I.... what the fuck are you doing?" Stan asks.

Kenny winks before taking his shoes and socks off.

"Oooooooooooh. I'm so in."

Stan smiles and throws his hat off as an 'I'm in', taking to being barefoot as well. I laugh at it, taking my jacket off.

"Well this took a new turn."

"You betcha I'd bring the stakes up."

He laugh and throws his parka off as well, Stan going next. I start taking my shirt off.

"Oh now it's getting good!"

"What the fuck are you all doing?" Wendy asks.

Stan laughs.

"Wendy, I love you but this is the wrong time."

Wendy laughs this time.

"Sorry, I had to come over. Bebe's having a sugar high and Nichole is throwing pillows at her to test her reflexes," Wendy says.

"Oh okay," I say.

I put my shoes back on.

"They do want to get naked in front of me for some reason, Red included. Which is like, girls, I'm poly but I would rather not have you constantly getting naked in front of me."

I laugh. Craig's gang along with Butters, come over.

"So Stan, Kyle and Kenny share one?" Token asks.

"I'm taking Craig, fuck you," Clyde says.

"I'll come with *gah* you too."

"Sure, honey."

"I-I-I'm going with Token."

"Me too."

Leo and Jimmy are both with Token.

"I'll join as well then," Baahir says, looking down.

"Oh sure!"

He grabs Baahir.

"Thomas? You with us then?" Craig asks.

Thomas nods, smiling slightly.

"Wait why are we the only tent of three?" Stan asks suddenly.

"Stan, we went over—."

"I was sick last week. Why are we—?"

"Basically, Cartman was meant to come but he had an emergency and had to leave," I say.

"Wait I didn't think you would agree to sharing the tent—."

"DOESN'T MATTER!" I yell.

Stan looks MORE interested.

"It—."

Kenny whispers something to Stan, who tries not to laugh.

"Wait.... you're serious?"

Kenny nods. Stan goes between worried, disgusted and hopeful in a few seconds.

"Let's go to the tents for the night," Stan says.

"Stan, I—," I start.

"Why didn't you tell me?"

"I didn't think it would matter!"

"It does!"

"Don't start with homophobia now!"

"I'm not! I'm fucking bi!"

There is a long moment of silence.

"There, said it!"

I sigh.

"Why were you so hung up on it then?"

"I just couldn't understand why you would try to bond with Cartman, no matter sexuality."

I sigh.

"Let's go," Kenny says.

He drags both of us into the tent, throwing himself to the far right. I sigh and just go in the middle.

"Stan.... I—"

"I'm sorry too, dude. It just kinda assumed you liked him or so—."

"I don't anymore," I say.

"Wait! What?" He asks.

I wink before just getting my jacket off, along with shoes, putting my things neatly to the up of the tent, going into the sleeping bag.

"Night fuckers."

They both laugh and we continue to talk for a while before I finally get some fucking sleep.

(Day two out of three.)

I get up at five AM, hearing the incredibly loud laughter from Token's tent.

"That shouldn't be funny!"

"Jesus' balls!"

They continue to laughs. Wait what the fuck?

"What are they talking about?"

I jump a little at Kenny speaking, looking behind me.

"Don't know."

Stan is still sleeping. By the amount of noise around the camp, he's the only one.

"MORNING GOOFBALL!"

Stan sighs.

"Don't!"

I laugh and look at Kenny, who nods. That's exactly when I roll over until I'm next to Stan, smiling slightly.

"Boo bitch!"

He groans and gets up, looking around.

"They were so loud last night! The girls, holy fuck.... how do they have the vocals?" Stan asks.

"Wait when did you start sleeping?" I ask.

"Around 3 am. I saw Kenny wake up and go look at the clock."

"I've been up since three!"

"Look, A's don't come without lack of sleep."

Stan nods.

"Hope you didn't mind but I read your book through."

I shrug.

"That's fine."

"OH PISS OFF WITH JESUS' BALLS, WILL YOU?"

The tent starts roaring in laughter.

"Hey, come in the tent, we're gonna do sugar!" Leo yells.

"What does that mean?"

"Basically put sugar in a cocaine line and get sugar in. Feels good."

"Bitch, i'm in!" Kenny yells.

"We can pr-pre-pretend it's a club!"

"I'M SO IN! I was in the moment you said do sugar!" Wendy yells.

"THAT'S MY GIRL!"

"NOT YOUR GIRL!"

"YOU ARE NOW!"

Stan sighs.

"Little later?" He asks.

"Like twelve?" Token asks.

"TELL ME WHAT JESUS' BALLS IS ABOUT!" I yell.

"INSIDE JOKE!"

"LET ME IN ON IT!"

"I WAS REALLY TIRED AND TRIED TO TALK BUT IT CAME OUT AS TIRED MUMBLING! SO I SAID 'And that one looks like Jesus' balls'!"

We all burst out laughing. Very mature!

~Time skip because I just have to include most of my funnest moments in these few months I've spend camping.~

"Welcome to club Le Jesus' balls," Token says.

"Thanks my man," Stan says.

We all get in the tent, crowding it very quickly.

"Okay. Who first?"

Everyone looks kinda hesitant.

"Give here," I say.

"This hurts. Like, do a little In through the nose."

"You think I don't know what I'm supposed to do?"

"The good kid has a dark side."

"Not really, I just know what to do."

I get given the things and I do as told.......... not even flinching.

Okay maybe flinching.... a lot.

"Holy fuck."

It's not the sugar in particular, the pieces hurt.

"Oh shit, i'ma go!"

Kenny takes it next, doing it easily. I just roll my eyes and when Stan does it, we all start laughing at his reaction.

"Holy fuck!"

"My line!"

"I used it now, bitch."

"Fuck you."

"I mean if you wanna—!"

We all start laughing even louder, continuing to do shit for a while judging by the fact we get distracted by one idea.

"Wanna go swimming?"

"Fuck yeah!" I say.

Wendy and I high five.

"Swimming team unite!" Wendy yells.

Stan high fives her.

"Let's go!"

We all go into our tents, getting our own stuff from them before going down to the lake. It's.... nice. It's a Finnish lake, there are thousands of lakes here.

Before we reach the lake, there is a male duck and female duck mating. We pass it although I might forever have trauma from seeing it.

"I'ma go there to change," Bebe says, pointing somewhere.

"We can go there, you dudes probably can deal with it over here," Red says.

"I mean, we can—," Token says.

Nichole laughs, smiling slightly.

"Wait doesn't the camping area have—yeah, there it is."

Stan points to a fairly small building that reads 'sauna' on the door.

"Oh heck yeah."

"Lets swim a little, I'll warm it now," Stan says.

"You know how to?" I ask.

"I identify as a mix of British and Finnish, yes, I am in touch with Finnish culture."

-Time skip because the only fun thing about swimming was jumping into the lake by doing a very goddamn hard flip by accident.-

We finally sit down after the fairly cold water, everyone in the sauna with a lot of distance.... well not really. Certain people are literally between each other's legs.

"Hey," Red says.

Leo looks down and she gives him a kiss. Immediately, the position Kenny and I were forced into becomes awkward as it's the same and we've kinda been flirting a little.... gonna do it!

"That's unfair," I say.

"How come?"

"Bitch, you better kiss me too."

Kenny's eyes go wide and I grab the opportunity, kissing him while I have the chance. Stan's kinda awkwardly, slowly, sliding away from Wendy with a look that screams 'bitch, hell nah.'

"We're out kinda late," Craig says.

"I'm going to stay in here for a few moments," I say.

I lean against the hot wall, it burns but feels really nice too.

"Most of us will. Craig's leaving."

"I'm so not. I'm just saying it's almost 11 pm."

"Eh, we came into this place around ten thirty. So I mean—. When you go into a sauna, you um.... go for more than half an hour," Stan says.

(Day three out of three.)

I finally get my bag packed. Stan walks in.

"Where are you going this summer?"

"We'll... I have to go back to my home today... something."

Stan nods, looking down slightly.

"Kyle, I erm.... I'm gonna do something I might regret."

"That is?"

He grabs my hands.

"I love you."

"Stan," i say.

"I know... I know you're having something with Kenny but I just—I couldn't bare it," he says.

I smile and grab him by the shoulders, leaning down slightly to face him.

"Kenny better be okay with this then."

I kiss him. That's the moment Kenny walks in.

"Oh."

I sigh, taking a deep breath.

"I...."

Kenny smiles.

"Can I?" He asks.

I back away, Stan looking terrified.

"If this is going to be confessions...."

Stan looks up at Kenny.

"I like you."

My heart falls a little.

"You both I mean."

Stan jumps at the opportunity, kissing Kenny.