Ah, high school. What a great place to produce randomness of all sorts.

(well, not all of these were from school, but like 90% were so it's close enough)

I have been collecting these quotes from friends, teachers, and family for about a year now, and I thought it was a good time to share with y'all. They can be used as writing prompts, and if you want to ask me about the context of any of them, go right ahead!

"It's ok to be normal band member weird, but not cult weird."

"Give me back my freakin' turkey!"

"I am viciously playing an imaginary piano."

"There are many things I would happily do for you. Dumpster diving for a plastic fork is not one of them."

"I've decreased dog numbers since then."

"In my eyes, I don't have goth."

"There's not enough room on the road for two idiots at once."

"I'm here because I know English, not shipbuilding."

"I'm gonna end up paying four hundred dollars for that doorknob."

"LLAMAS. IT'S ALL LLAMAS."

"I'm a cornbread dealer."

"Stop groping my llama!"

"Dismember the cult!"

"I'm still in a dormitory state."

"Hepatitis C you later."

"Immaturity is the burden of society."

"Does she do this often?"
"Puts her hood up and becomes a ninja? Yeah, pretty much every day."

"My locker won't open. Time to blowtorch it down."

"Took too long with the plungers, I believe."

"I appreciate your yeet."

"You're not tall enough to die!"

"If you ever wipe shaving cream on my face again I will rip your arms off and use them to slap you to Jupiter."

"If my legs give out and I fall, don't let the clarinets run me over."

"Is this a sign that the fairies have come to kidnap me? Because if so, I will welcome them."