Wabbit & Duck Season.
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(Opening Theme)
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The Main Characters: (Y/N L/N, Asuka, Ikaruga, Katsuragi, Hibari, Yagyū, Homura, Yomi, Hikage, Haruka, Mirai, Yumi, Yozakura, Murakumo, Shiki, Minori, Miyabi, Imu, Murasaki, Ryōbi, Ryona): Senran Kagura! They all said in unison while upside down looking at the readers until they all fall down to the ground scrambling the Senran Kagura logo words making a crash sound.
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In Sequoia National Park, a American national park in the southern Sierra Nevada east of Visalia, California that's located in Tulare County, California. Ryōbi, a first-year student at Hebijo Clandestine Girls Academy who has a Shotgun pointed right at Asuka, leader and is a second-year student at Hanzō National Academy.
Asuka: Hi Ryōbi. She said waving at her.
Ryōbi: Now I got you! You, you, wabbit! Hahahaha! She laughed while pointing her shot gun at Asuka.
Asuka removes the shot gun from her face as she sits up, digs into her boobs and pulls out a carrot from them and starts eating it so satisfying with her boobs jiggling.
Asuka: Hey Ryōbi. Are you tryin' to get yourself in trouble with the law? This isn't rabbit hunting season! She said while eating her carrot.
Ryōbi beacme confused and blinks.
Ryōbi: Huh? It's not? She asked.
Asuka: No, it's duck hunting season.
Suddenly Homura, Leader of the Crimson Squad faction and a former second-year student at Hebijo Clandestine Girls Academy storms into the scene, pointing accusingly at Asuka.
Homura: That ma'am! Is an in-mitigated frab-rication! It's wabbit season! She said.
Asuka: Duck season.
Homura: Wabbit season!
Asuka: Duck season.
Homura: Wabbit season!
Asuka: Duck season.
Homura: Wabbit season!!
Meanwhile, as Homura says this, Asuka opens her eyes and draws them to the readers and wiggle her eyebrows for a brief second.
Asuka: Wabbit season.
Homura: Duck season!!!
Asuka: Wabbit season.
Homura: I say it's Duck season, and I say: "FIRE!"
Ryōbi aims her shot gun at Homura, cocks it, and shoots her at the head making a bang sound, causing Homura's head to spin round and round and round and round and round so fast, until it slows down and stops with her eyes being replaced by blank white eyes and her entire face was covered in soot and ash blinking.
Homura: Hmm.
She zooms up to Asuka, and starts poking her boobs.
Homura: Let's try that again. She said.
Asuka: Okay. She said.
Asuka shrugs.
Homura: I'll start it this time. She said.
Asuka: Right. She said.
Homura pushes the shot gun towards Asuka.
Homura: Wabbit season.
Asuka pushes the shot gun back to Homura calmly with her finger.
Asuka: Duck season.
Homura pushes the shot gun back to Asuka again.
Homura: Wabbit season.
Asuka takes hold of the shot gun.
Asuka: Wabbit season.
Homura pulls to the shot gun to her face.
Homura: Duck season, FIRE!
Ryōbi fires at Homura's head again making another bang sound and the smoke clears, showing us Homura's ash and soot face with blank white eyes coughing as she shakes her head and her face wasn't ashy anymore blinking. Homura started poking Asuka again.
Homura: Okay, this time you start it. She said.
Asuka: Whatever you say. She said.
Asuka pulls the shotgun towards herself.
Asuka: Wabbit.
Homura grabs the gun and pulling it towards herself.
Homura: Duck, FIRE!
The shot gun shoots, and when the smoke clears, Homura's head was on upside down.
Homura: What's the matter? Everything's upside down! She said as she starts to walk away with her head still on upside down.
Homura: Strange, can't even make heads or tails of things. She said.
Y/N L/N then came into the scene as he saw Homura walking away with her head on upside down and looks at Asuka & Ryōbi with him blinking staying silent for a second.
Y/N: What the fuc-
Ryōbi shoots Y/N with her shotgun making a very loud bang sound as she smirked evilly and he collapsed into the ground with a ashy face and his eyes being replaced by blank white eyes coughing and died making a crash sound.
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Ryōbi: Heh, it had to be done. She said.
Ending with a round circle-shaped Iris out.
(Ending Theme)
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GOTCHA! YOU ALL JUST GOT PRANKED AND FOOLED BY THE ONE AND ONLY ME! HEROESFAN10009! TODAY IS APRIL FOOLS DAY YA SEXIES! THIS IS FOR THOSE WHO KEPT RUSHING ME SO BADLY! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO GET TRICKED BY THIS? I bet you all are really pissed off or crying sadly about this but...
GET OVER IT! Okay but in all seriousness tho, if I made you all upset for making this joke/prank to you guys then I truly and strongly apologize, I'm so sorry, I'm very sorry for this.
In fact I'm also sorry for everything, everything I said about killing myself or saying that I want to die so much or saying that you guys hate me, hate my books, and wanting me to go to hell, or me pulling out a real kitchen knife and hold it while writing..I'm sorry...Really I am...Seriously...I couldn't help myself because of how so depressed I was and just me hating myself a lot, I've suffered this kind of condition for 3 years...3 YEARS, ever since I was 13-14 years old, I had low self esteem, depression, and depression to the point I have been bottling them up all the times which is not good. I wish I never had them in the first place...I just wanna restart my life over so much, like you all have no idea, I believe that you can do that at LITERALLY any point in you're life including in you're teenage ages. And if not that, I just wanna set my past self on fire and send them to a place where he and everything that happened to me and all the fucked up things that I done in the past, including in 2021 and 2020, Doesn't matter anymore and simply just reprogramming myself. And for those people who say that I'm enjoying all of the attention I'm getting right now for being suicidal, depressed, and self-hating all the time mainly because of my low self esteem issues and saying I'm faking it and making it not real just to trick everyone, then...You're fucking retarded. Honestly they don't even know the full story about my problems and my mental health and what I've been going through all my life. I ain't no attention seeking asshole, I never was, nor will I ever become one. Maybe I'm just so insecure and I care too much about what others think about me. I have social anxiety.
But yeah...So guys...Thank you...Thank you all so so so SO much for still sticking with me until the very end and always support and like me for what I do and what I'm known for...You all are the best...You guys are awesome...I'm all better now after my dark/negative/bad side...I'm okay...I'm fine...I'm all calmed down...I'm cool...You all helped me...You guys helped me get better with my bad side and that's what y'all did, I'm all better because of you guys...I love you all so much...Stay safe, take care, and god bless you all...Also I made these.
Hope y'all like them.
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Asuka: See ya next time~
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