Yeah, he's never gonna see this. I don't wanna break him. But anyway, here's the dumb story:

Somewhere like 2 yrs ago, my friend introduced me to one of her friends and after a while, I became infatuated with him. And he was...simping. Like for real simping. And still is (even after not talking to me for a year-). We were never officially together (hence the word, "ex", in quotes) but idk how else to describe our relationship so-

So, E.T., I know you will never see this but *inhales*

I didn't understand why I fell for you.
I was infatuated, that was the truth.
I never believed that it was real love.
I guess it was the way that you dressed.
Or maybe it was the way that you lied,
Said that you trusted me and let your guard down.
But I know the truth.
You never let it go.
You were always holding up your defenses
And we acted like we both didn't know.
You were everything that I hated,
And I don't know how I didn't see it
But your lies were obvious,
You didn't even know that you said it.

All the tears that I spent on you,
I was worried and crying like the good lovers do.
But you didn't care,
You pushed me away
While you dealt with another affair.
I'm not saying that you're only at fault
For that day that we tore apart
But God, why didn't I notice it before?

I liked your music, I liked your smile.
I liked the way you'd give me compliments for a while.
I liked how you took screenshots of me
And all the little things in between.
I liked the fantasies, not soaked up in rain.
You drowned in the ocean with your pain
And I was stuck at the altar,
Thinking that some day, we would falter.
And hey, I was right.

You weren't and will never be my type.
I never even knew the things that you really liked.
The only thing good coming out of us
Was all the flirting and fake trust.
I didn't need someone right there and then.
Nothing I needed would be in men.
I like being alone and that's why
I'm not looking to get you back, I'll fly
To the ocean of our promised dreams.

Please stop saying, "I wish you were mine",
It's not gonna work,
I told you a dozen times.
My feelings for you are long gone.
I don't understand why you're still stoned on me
But for a moment, stop thinking I'm the key.

I lied in return because I was scared.
I never told you about everything under my skin.
You just assumed and we carried on,
Blind to the world yet to be overcome.
I never thought we would last,
That was just the cold truth
That I never told you about.
Instead, I played with your heart and I'm the one with the consequence...

I'm a player, I'm a trickster.
I was confused and nearly turned into a goddamned cheater.
I will never forgive myself for what I put you through,
Whether you're aware or not...
I'm just that good with lies.
You never suspected a thing
Because, still, you chase after me
As though I did nothing wrong.

News flash: I'm not an angel.
I don't know how this part of you can't see the fucking devil.

.......yeah, no one should ever date me unless they're Bakugo-

Here's some Izuku bc MHA SESSON 5 IS OUT, BITCHEEESSSSS!!!!! HEHWUWUEUW8EGSH