Mothers
Max: Wait Jerry. Jamey keeps talking about his Mother and stuff-
Jamey: No I haven't. It's the one thing I don't talk about and you know very well wh-
Max: But what about your mother? *looks at Jerry*
Jerry: Umm... hm. I don't know my mother. I don't even have a photo of her.
Lucifer: *pops up* Because she was a bitch!
Jerry: *looks at him* How so?
Lucifer: She made me really fucking work for it and when the day came, she only made me fuck her once! Scarlet and I had a few rou-
Jamey: *grabs him* I. Will. Not. Hesitate. To. Punch. All. Your. Teeth. In.
Lucifer: *clears his throat* Anyways, *pries Jamey's hands off him* We had sex, she got pregnant with you, she gave you up because you were a demon and moved somewhere far away to go live on a farm
Or something.
Jerry: Huh. What was her name?
Lucifer: Jessica.
Jerry: Oh.
Max: Huh.
Jerry: Good to know I guess. She's probably dead by now though.
Jamey: Why did you go easy on her?!
Lucifer: I was planning on killing her, but my fucking last assistant told me that any deaths that were caused by me, they could go to heaven! I didn't know that when I killed your mother!
Jamey: I'm gonna fucking strangle you!! *clasps his hands around his neck and starts choking him out on the ground*
Jerry: *watching them* Ha.
Max: He's gonna get a boner. Erotic asphyxiation and all that right?
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Jamey still has his beefs about his mother with Lucifer :)
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