Mothers

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Max: Wait Jerry. Jamey keeps talking about his Mother and stuff-

Jamey: No I haven't. It's the one thing I don't talk about and you know very well wh-

Max: But what about your mother? *looks at Jerry*

Jerry: Umm... hm. I don't know my mother. I don't even have a photo of her.

Lucifer: *pops up* Because she was a bitch!

Jerry: *looks at him* How so?

Lucifer: She made me really fucking work for it and when the day came, she only made me fuck her once! Scarlet and I had a few rou-

Jamey: *grabs him* I. Will. Not. Hesitate. To. Punch. All. Your. Teeth. In.

Lucifer: *clears his throat* Anyways, *pries Jamey's hands off him* We had sex, she got pregnant with you, she gave you up because you were a demon and moved somewhere far away to go live on a farm
Or something.

Jerry: Huh. What was her name?

Lucifer: Jessica.

Jerry: Oh.

Max: Huh.

Jerry: Good to know I guess. She's probably dead by now though.

Jamey: Why did you go easy on her?!

Lucifer: I was planning on killing her, but my fucking last assistant told me that any deaths that were caused by me, they could go to heaven! I didn't know that when I killed your mother!

Jamey: I'm gonna fucking strangle you!! *clasps his hands around his neck and starts choking him out on the ground*

Jerry: *watching them* Ha.

Max: He's gonna get a boner. Erotic asphyxiation and all that right?

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Jamey still has his beefs about his mother with Lucifer :)

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