Jerry+Max: *making out happily on the couch*

Coal: *walks in the living room and shakes them both*

Max: *pulls away reluctantly and looks at him*

Jerry: *pouts, but snuggles into him*

Coal: The trash needs to be taken out.

Max: *huffs* Can't someone else do it?

Coal: *deadpans* Sure, let me just ask the only other person in the house. Amelio!!

Amelio: *waddles in* Daddy!

Coal: Amelio, dear. Would you please take out the trash?

Amelio: *tilts his head at him*

Coal: oh that's right. You're only four years old! *picks him up* Would you like me to teach you?

Jerry: *laughs softly*

Max: *groans and gets up* You don't have to be an ass about it. *walks out*

Coal: Yes I do. *sits on the couch*

Jerry: *makes grabby hands at Amelio*

Coal: *gives him up*

Amelio: *snuggles into Jerry's arms*

Jerry: *gives him kisses*

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An idea that popped in my head because I thought it was funny