Faz: *jumping up and down* I wanna top!

Jamey: again??

Faz: *pouts and hugs him* I wanna feel you.

Jamey: hot, but I'm fucking you.

Faz: *whines* noooooooo

Jamey: ouch.

Faz: *gasps* I didn't mean it like that!

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Oil: Where's my fucking halloween candy?!

Olive: I left it underneath the bed.

Oil: it's not there! *shows him*

Olive: What?!

Jamey: *walks past the bedroom with a laundry basket* Your mother ate it all.

Olive+Oil: MOM!!

Faz: *gasps* YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL!

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Koda: Mine! *hugs Jamey's leg*

Jamey: *holding Willow* Yes, yours Koda.

Willow: *drinking from a baby bottle*

Koda: *nuzzles into his leg happily*

Jamey: *pats his head*

Faz: *whines* Daddy belongs to me too! *pouts, huffing*

Jamey: *whistles* Fan favorite I see.

Oil: *snorts* Not my favorite.

Olive: *snickers* Hell yeah. *high fives Oil*

Oil: *smiles* Yep! Mine is Charlie.

Olive: *looks at him* Who the fuck's Charlie?

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Charlie and the chocolate factory

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Jamey: What are you doing?

Olive: Drinking beer from a sippy cup. *holds it up*

Jamey: Why?

Olive: Wanted to see if I could do it.

Jamey: I see...

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Faz: Are those Willow's baby bottles?

Olive: *drinking from a sippy cup*

Jamey: *doing the same* Maybe.

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Idk Haylel family lol