Crazy
Kids au
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Angelo: JERRY NO!
Jerry: *chewing on a squirrel*
Angelo: *picks him up and pats his back* Spit. It. Out!
Jerry: *spits it out*
*Squirrel squeaks and runs away*
Jerry: *sticks his tongue out at Angelo*
Angelo: Don't put random stuff in your mouth!!
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Chris: Is your kid okay?
Jerry: *chewing on the couch*
Angelo: Oh you know him! He's just at that teething stage. *smiles*
Lucifer: *grabs a spray bottle full of water and sprays Jerry* Bad boy. Don't chew on the couch!
Jerry: *whines and crawls down*
Max: Play with me instead! *holds out a toy car for him*
Chris: Sooo instead of buying chew toys, you're just letting him chew on anything?
Lucifer: What?
Angelo: *blinks* They have chew toys?
Chris: *facepalms*
Jerry: *chewing on Max's cheek*
Max: *giggling* He won't let go!
Chris: *deadpans*
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Jamey: Here Jerry. *gives him a baby chew toy*
Jerry: *preens and chews on it happily*
Jamey: *looks at Angelo and Lucifer*
Lucifer+Angelo: oh.
Chris: mutters: Jesus fucking christ, how have you not killed these kids already?
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