For @SandNinjaGS 

Jay: *Walks up to the chicken with something hidden under his jacket*

Chicken: Cluck?  (What have you got there, Brother?)

Jay: I got you a friend!  *Puts the creature down*

Chicken: Cluck?!  (What is this strange creature that dares to trespass on my domain?!)

Jay: It's a duck!  You're family!

Chicken: *Icily*  Hello, Cousin.

Duck: Quack!  (Hi!)

Jay: She'll be living with us from now on!

Chicken: *Horrified*  CLUCK?!!!  (WHAT?!!!)

Duck: *Snuggles up to Jay's foot*  Quack!  (Oh, thank you!)

Chicken: Cluck..  (I think I'm gonna be sick..)  *Sees Jay crooning to it*  CLUCK!!!  (THAT'S IT!!!)

Chicken: *Runs to Nya*  Cluck-!  (Mistress, Jay brought home a duck, and-!)

Nya: *Jumps up*  I thought he was going to do that tomorrow!

Nya: *Runs to Jay and the duck*  Aaaaaww!  It's so cute!

Chicken: 😢

Chicken: *Walks away and dejectedly kicks a can of worms*

Duck: *Follows the chicken*  Quack..  (Hey..)  *Puts a wing over the chicken and starts preening her*

Chicken: 🤗