SMG3: Road work ahead? Uh yea, I sure hope it does.

SMG1: There is no future. There is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
SMG2:
SMG3:
SMG4:
Everyone Else At SMG1's Surprise Party:
SMG2: All I asked was if you wanted the first slice of cake, jeez....

SMG3: Why are SMG1 and SMG2 sitting with their backs to each other?
SMG4: They had a fight.
SMG3: Then why are they holding hands?
SMG4: They get sad when they fight.

SMG1: What do you think Three will do for a distraction?
SMG2: He'll probably make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
SMG2: ... or he could do that.

SMG4: What time is it?
SMG2: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
SMG2: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
SMG3: WHO THE HELL IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING-
SMG2: It's 2 am!

SMG1: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
SMG1 and SMG2, in unison: Chocolate cake with mint frosting and chocolate chunks!
SMG4: Our turn, SMG3! One, two, three- Strawberry!
SMG3, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

SMG1: *Checks watch* I have no idea how to breathe.

SMG3: Oh you playin Minecraft?

SMG2: *nods*

SMG3: I like ya cut g.

*le slap*

SMG2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

SMG4: (slides to the other SMGs) Everybody do the flop!!

(They all flop face first on the ground)