(Mario's tummy rumbles.)

Mario: Well, looks like it's dinner time!

[He looks at the gang, who are all relaxing with books, phones, video games, or sewing projects.]

Mario: Guys?

[Nobody pays attention.]

Mario: Guys...

[Still, nobody pays attention.]

Mario: GUYS!!!

[SMG1 and SMG2 drop their video game controllers. Spudnick drops his phone in a glass of iced tea. Tari yelps from fear and accidentally throws the book she is reading, hitting SMG3, who was fixing the laces on his sneaker boots, in the face. SMG4, who was unsuccessfully attempting to sew a curtain, sticks a sewing needle STRAIGHT through his thumb, and cries out in pain.]

Spudnick: Mario? What the heck? I was about to win a internet argument, and you just made me lose it! What do ya want?

Mario: [In a whiny voice] I'm-a hungry! Will one of you get me me some dinner?

Spudnick [Looks at him in disbelief for a moment] Are you kidding me? NO!!! Heck no! You made me drop my IPhone 12 Max, that I payed SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS for, in a glass of iced tea, and I don't have the money to repair it! And you think I'm gonna get you dinner now? Do you even know me? You owe me $7,000 now, too. Don't forget that.

Mario: [Pats tummy]: Spaghetti.

[Spudnick leaves in disgust]

Mario: Somebody, please? Will you make me some Spaghetti? Pleeeeease?

SMG4: [Laughs] No. I don't even know how to make microwave popcorn. And if I remember correctly, it's SMG3's turn to cook.

Mario: Ok, then. SMG3? Will you get me some food? I'd like to order...

SMG3: Oh, boy, here we go...

Mario: A barbecue bacon burger with onions, 2 large fries, 3 ketchup packets, an orange soda with ice on the side, a chocolate shake with whipped cream, a cinnamon bun, a truckload of fruit snacks, apple slices, milk...

[He fades into the background. The shot begins concentrating on Tari, who rolls her eyes.]

Mario: ...a cold beer, and a nice hot piece of apple pie on the side.

[SMG1 laughs]

SMG1: OK, Mario, you do realize we don't have enough money for all that food, right? Besides, none of the dishes are clean, and I'm sure as hell not doin' em, so the only thing I'm serving tonight is looks...

[SMG3 starts dancing around the living room with a rose. SMG2 giggles, while SMG3 makes an idiot out of himself. A single tear rolls down Tari's face as she watches him watch SMG3.]

Mario: [Pounds fists on table] PLEEEAAASE, SMG3!!! WE HAVEN'T EATEN IN 3 DAYS!!!

(SMG3 is more concerned about dancing with SMG2. SMG1 leaves in disgust as well, after pulling the laces out of SMG3's shoes.)

Mario: Tari?

[Tari leaves as well.]

Mario: I just want some dinner... somebody, please get me some dinner... anybody?

SMG4: Jesus Christ, dude. Grab the car keys. I'll take you to get some takeout. You can get anything you want, as along as you stop.

Mario: Yay! That's more like it!

SMG4: Jesus...

[The two grab their necessary possessions, and get in the car.]

Mario: Got your license?

SMG4: Yep. Got your wallet?

Mario: [Checks pocket] Uh-huh. We're good to go!

[They drive off.]

SMG4: So, what exactly do you want?

Mario: Uh, spaghetti? No, pizza! No, steak! Uhh...

[SMG4 rolls his eyes to the ceiling and back]

Mario: [Gasps]

SMG4: What?

Mario: SMG4, let's get donuts for dinner!

SMG4: Absolutely not. You know how Toad gets when he eats sugar...

Mario: Donuts! Donuts! Donuts!

SMG4: Fine!

Mari: Yaaaaayyy!

[They eventually pulls into the BlackBerry Donut Palace. The two exit the car after SMG4 parks it, grabs the money, and enter. The BlackBerry Donut Palace is nice and tidy, blasting their usual 2000's pop music.

[Meggy sits at a table with Saiko. The two appear to be hanging out, talking to each other while sharing strawberry and dark chocolate donuts. SMG4 and Mario giggle while watching them.]

[A waiter approach them.]

Waiter: Can I help you?

Mario: 'Bout damn time. I'd like to order one large pineapple upside down donut, two medium chocolate frosted with rainbow sprinkles, 5 glazed, 3 maple bacon, 1 wedding cake flavored, a dozen strawberry frosted, 6 crullers, 8 jelly donuts, 2 gluten-free, one BlackBerry special donut box, the Everything Bagel, three buttered croissants with the butter on the side, a chocolate creme pie, two kolaches, two pan au chocolat, 4 cinnamon buns, and one coffee with milk and sugar, hold the coffee.

Waiter: [Clearly flustered, but trying to be friendly] Uhh... wonderful! And, for you, sir?

SMG4: Oh, just one medium chocolate frosted for me. No sprinkles, please.

Waiter: OK, that'll be.... $367.78

[Mario swipes his card and pays for the donuts].

Mario: Alright, I can have those out for you... in... a while. [Disappears into kitchen]

SMG4: [Kicks Mario] Dude! What the hell? Why did you order all that?

Mario: I didn't even order that much! Should be enough to get me through the night, though.

SMG4: I am surprised that you can do 10 mile runs with this diet.

[The two converse at a table for a while, waiting patiently for their donuts. The scene goes by in a time lapse. Eventually, a second employee comes with the donuts. Finn and Jake thank him and leave.]

Donut Store Employee #2: OK, everybody out! We're out of donuts! That's it! Bye!

[Everyone leaves, disappointed, except Meggy and Saiko who give each other a weird look.]

[SMG4 drives back home, while Mario drinks and eats like there's no tomorrow.]

SMG4: Never again...