SMG3: Wanna see how hardcore I am?

SMG3: *punches wall*

SMG3:

SMG3: Take me to the hospital.

SMG4: Can you please be serious for five minutes?!

Mario: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Spudnick: Hey SMG1,

SMG1: Yes?

Spudnick: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?

SMG1:

SMG1: Where's Two?

Spudnick: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.

SMG1: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and SMG2 isn't-

Spudnick, struggling to keep upright in 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me.

Mario, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK-