SMG2: Hey, Three? Have you seen my missing copy of the greatest game of all time?

SMG3: Undertale again?

SMG2: Yeah.

SMG3: Pretty sure it fell in the hole.

SMG2: What hole? *Glances downward and sees the aforementioned hole* Oh my gosh!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SMG2: What is that?!

SMG3: It's a hole.

2: I can see that... what's it doing there?

3: Well, I woke up this morning... *Takes a long, much-needed sip of his coffee before continuing to explain*  And there was a hole.

2: What are you gonna do about it?

3: Well, I put a rug over it.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3: Yeah, it fell in the hole.

2: Should we call Four or something?

3: Oh, yeah, I called him.

2: Well, where is he?

3: In the hole.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2: Where's everyone else?

3: ....

2: Three, where are the oth-

3: They're at work.

2: Oh. *Realises they're all unemployed* Wait, where do they work?

3: In the hole.

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2: God! How deep even is this thing?!

*Swipes mug out of SMG3's hand, and dropped it down the hole. They both heard a WHOOSH! as the mug plummeted into the depths.*

3: Damn, that was my favorite mug. Now it's in the hole.

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2: SMG3, do you even know what this is? (He's imagination was running away with him again.) I mean, for all we know this could be an interdimensional wormhole. Or a gateway to hell, or - Three?

2: Three?!

2: *Screams into the hole.* "THREE!"

3: Hey what's up I got a snack. *Eats choco bar*

SMG2: "SMG3, will you please take this seriously?!"

All of a sudden, a dirty hand reached out of the hole, accompanied by growling. Whatever it was, it definitely wasn't human. SMG2 screamed at the top of his lungs, and SMG3 pulled out a gun. Without batting an eye, he shot several bullets at the hand. They didn't seem to hurt it, but it must have gotten annoyed. It sunk back into the hole, and the growls grew quieter and quieter.

SMG2: What was that?!

3: Hole person.

2: Where did it come from?!

3: Ain't it obvious?

2: Right! The hole, yeah! Dude, how are you being so calm about this?!

3: I'm more worried about the space octopus.

2: What octopus?

A octopus grabs SMG2. SMG3 points his gun at it.

3: That one.