anyone who wants to be part of the story can give a username here (doesn't have to be L/J ship, can just be what you want + your choice of ship name)

from @marley to Project GLAB

@marley: alright i've been here exactly half an hour where is the kid you were talking about

@siriuslypadfoot: hold your hippogriffs ma'am, he meets us today

@moonylupin: he lives close to the potters and lily thinks he's a friend

@wormtail: isnt he also a prefect?

@siriuslypadfoot: yes so that helps

@dorky.m: oh he goes to hogwarts

@dorky.m: what house?

@moonylupin: Ravenclaw (funny coincidence)

@emmyvance: wait a damn minute

@emmyvance: you guys are talking about Carlos Haverdam aren't you? the dude who just commented on lily's post recently?

@moonylupin: ding ding ding

@marley: @moonylupin wtf?

@moonylupin: its a muggle thing- never mind

@moonylupin: what i meant was emmy's right

@franklyspeaking: he's my herbology partner!

@siriuslypadfoot: his commenting is what gave us the idea

@alice.not.in.wonderland: i'm sure it helps that he and lily are already REALLY GOOD friends

@dorky.m: oh wait its THAT kid, the one with the photography obsession?

@wormtail: yes...?

@dorky.m: yeah he's cool dw

@oldmacdonald: im pretty sure Carlos has a crush on Lil. his little sister is two years below me, and she has a really big mouth.

@franklyspeaking: so its perfect then?

@marley: i guess

a new post from @moonylupin

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@moonylupin: i have two questions: what the actual fuck and why the actual fuck

tagged: @siriuslypadfoot @marley @lilsevans @prongspotter @bellatierney

comments

@lilsevans: sirius just canonballed into the inflatable
@lilsevans: SIRIUS WHAT THE FUCK I WASHED MY HAIR LIKE TODAY NOW ITS ALL WET
@alice.not.in.wonderland: how.. is.. your.. laptop..ok
@lilsevans: @alice.not.in.wonderland impervius charmm
@siriuslypadfoot: IM SORRY OK HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW ITS NOT SOLID
@lilsevans: HOW ELSE WOULD IT FLOAT AND HAD IT BEEN SOLID YOU WOULD HAVE HURT URSELF
@oldmacdonald: jesus fucking christ these people need to lean physics
@lilsevans: @oldmacdonald amen

@bellatierney: where are you?
@prongspotter: by the pool where are you
@bellatierney: i am by the pool but you're not here
@siriuslypadfoot: which pool?
@bellatierney: 3
@marley: no we're at 2
@bellatierney: ohk
@dorky.m: HOW MANY POOLS DO YOU HAVE
@dorky.m: SINCE WHEN ARE YOU RICH YOU BITCH @prongspotter
@dorky.m: YOU MADE US PAY WHEN WE HAD GONE OUT TO ZONKOS
@prongspotter: ahhaahahahahahahshutupdorcasmyparentscanseethistoo

@have.a.dam: i can literaly hear you screaming across the potter estate
@wormtail: if i remember correctly there's like a couple miles of land between pool 7 and ur house
@moonylupin: @wormtail no we're at 2 thats why ur missing @have.a.dam sorry why dont you come on over too mate
@wormtail: oh that explains it cool omw
@have.a.dam: oh thanks i was really bored

@marley: @moonylupin very clever
@emmyvance: very clever indeed
@franklyspeaking: that was smooth bro
@oldmacdonald: that went surprisingly well
@lilsevans: wtf lol
@prongspotter: im confused?
@moonylupin: none of your business, and thanks guys
@lilsevans: its GLAB isnt it
@prongspotter: ^^
@wormtail: noPE
@dorky.m: cmon guys not everything is that
@siriuslypadfoot: why do you doubt us guys

@oldmacdonald: random question but why is so dark? its still literally 6 for you guys
@prongspotter: indoor pool, lights off
@dorky.m: WHY DO YOU HAVE AN INDOOR-
@oldmacdonald: @prongspotter oh cool

a new post from @marley

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@marley: as an answer to @moonylupin's caption: BECAUSE ITS FUN REMUS LOOK AT YOU HAVING THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE HERE 

tagged: @siriuslypadfoot @moonylupin @lilsevans @prongspotter @bellatierney @have.a.dam

comments

@emmyvance: are you.... drunk?
@marley: no why?
@alice.not.in.wonderland: because this photo is so blurry i cant tell who's who
@marley: bella tierney cant take a photo, that was established today.
@oldmacdonald: oh lol so who is who?
@bellatierney: RUDE
@lilsevans: well thats marlene aggresivly peace signing in the center, thats sirius in the floral shirt, thats me in the white top, thats Remus sirius is sitting on, and thats Carlos i'm on, that's james' elbow and bella is behind the camera
@dorky.m: *chokes in ykw*
@prongspotter: you know who? why are you choking in voldemosrt?
@dorky.m: don't you mean *mort
@prongspotter: yeah but then ig marks it as a weird comment
@oldmacdonald: no you dumbass its you know what

@siriuslypadfoot: *LAUGHS IN YKW WAS ALL ME*
@moonylupin: *frowns in why am i dating you if you take my credit about ykw*
@siriuslypadfoot: *glares in come to the gc where no one else will find out
@franklyspeaking: *smirks in whoever did it, at least its working*
@moonylupin: *yes but i want my credit*
@marley: *smile drops in OI THAT WAS ALL ME FUCK YOU*
@lilsevans: *very confused in what the hell*
@prongspotter: *agrees with lily in what?*
@bellatierney: *agrees with james and lily in what*
@have.a.dam: *agrees with lily bella and james in what*
@dorky.m: *frowns in stfu its a secret dumbasses*
@emmyvance: *nods in what dorcas said*

@jilylamesflowerpot: NOOOOOOO
@lastlylames: HELLS NO
@jily-namedchildafterharrystyles: NO PLEASE STOP IT
@flowerfuckingpots: STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
@lameslovechildrobbiecoltrane: THIS IS SO NOT GOOD END IT NOW NOW NOW
@lily.and.james.sitting.in.a.tree: END ME NOW
@dumbledorebetsonflowerpot: THIS WORLD IS CRUEL TO US
@MINNIEFORTEAMJILY: i dont want to do this-
@harryjames: wtf cancel whatever this is i wanna live
@hermionegranger35: sorry harry
@harryjames: hermioNE WE DISCUSSED THIS
@roonilwaslib: sorry mate we out
@rosyratsnjily: OMG STOP NOT CARLOS AAAA

from @siriuslypadfoot to Project GLAB

@siriuslypadfoot: THE GLAB STUFF WAS ALL ME

@moonylupin: hell no who invited carlos over?

@marley: YEAH BUT HE AND LILY WERE SO AWKWARD BEFORE I SHOVED A GLASS OF SPIKED JUICE IN HER HAND AND SHOVED HER TOWARD HIM (spiked with tequila not amortentia jfc)

@dorky.m: WE DONT CARE WHO DID IT WE JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

@franklyspeaking: dorcas spitting facts

@alice.not.in.wonderland: spill the tea guys

@siriuslypadfoot: basically when carlos came over, he was all eyes for out little lillith. she was rather awkward, because while they were friends in their prefectorial bounds she wasn't sure what to do. so marlene's juicing happened and lily and carlos struck up a conversation and hit it off.

@moonylupin: i couldn't be sure, but i'm pretty sure she climbed on top of his shoulders when james and bella started making out

@siriulsypadfoot: she literally just grabbed onto his arm and shoulders and pulled herself up with no warning

@moonylupin: and then of course sirius followed her example nearly sending us both in the pool

@siriuslypadfoot: i was just trying to make her thing less awkward

@marley: also by the way, we are quite drunk, just didnt want carlos' parents to know because he isnt allowed-

oldmacdonald: oh wow that sucks for him

@wormtail: i cant wait to come over tomorrow

@moonylupin: we're going to a muggle amusement park then

@franklyspeaking: ugh just leave us out of everything

@alice.not.in.wonderland: we're going again once we're all there

@marley: sure thing al-

a/n: I DONT LIKETHIS DRAMA I WANT THE UNPROBLEMATIC COMDEY BACK OMG WHERE DID YOU GO WHEREFORE ART THOU COMDEY-O AAAAA

anyway hope you guys are liking the story so far, (JilyOcGang please have mercy on me) let me know if you have any ideas on what happens next because i love theories

hope you had a great day, and a great week!

love from ana ♥