from @marley to wolfstar

@marley: IM COMING BACK TODAY OMGGGG

@emmyvance: lucky you im still in germany for the next couple of days

@alice.not.in.wonderland: france is beautiful BUT I MISS YOUR FACES

@dorky.m: someone come and pick me up from this torture i beg you

@siriuslypadfoot: lmao dor how long is you uncle's wedding

@dorky.m: couple more days

@oldmacdonald: ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT GO TO SLEEP DUMBASSES

@lilsevans: we're all in europe (not one timezone but close enough)

@oldmacdonald: right

@oldmacdonald: i cant wait to come home literally im so jet lagged and i found this one wizard (dont ask how it was so complicated) and the americans talk weird and use stuff like nO mAj instead of the simple word 'muggle'

@prongspotter: rip mary

@emmyvance: how did you and the wizard meet?

@moonylupin: lol emmy she said don't ask

@lilsevans: @moonylupin which means i am dying to tell you but don't want to parade it around

@oldmacdonald: it was so awesome

@marley: guys! this was about me- i'm coming homeee

@oldmacdonald: 😑😬

@moonylupin: good for you, i'm actually waiting for my mother to finish her conversation with Mia so that i can floo to the Potters

@siriuslypadfoot: NOT WITH MY UNICORN MASK ON MOONY STAY WHERE YOU ARE

@lilsevans: where are you going? you will sit your ass down and continue what you were doing

@siriuslypadfoot: why must you make me suffer

@lilsevans: because i can

@prongspotter: its not that bad really

@siriuslypadfoot: IM PINK IN COLOR JAMES

@prongspotter: by choice mate

@moonylupin: flooing

@lilsevans: yes!

@moonylupin: flooed

@lilsevans: come on over to the fourth floor we're over there

@moonylupin: omw

@siriuslypadfoot: NO NO NO

@moonylupin: oh my gOD LMAOOO

@lilsevans: remus just dropped his phone in laughter

@prongspotter: he's on the ground as well now

@lilsevans: aww they kissed

@lilsevans: ew omg they're kissing

@prongspotter: can we please leave?

@lilsevans: yes

@prongspotter: thank you 

from @lilsevans to better than the marauders

@lilsevans: we've established the fact that all six of us know what happened on the sidewalk and that i have no need to beat around the bush?

@marley: ...............yes just us 6 ofc yes

@lilsevans: very well

@lilsevans: Bella Tierney just showed up

@emmyvance: wtf wow

@emmyvance: did you know she was coming?

@lilsevans: no! if i did i'd have taken being called a freak and talking to the whale Vermin over this awkwardness

@lilsevans: mrs potter left us alone and james had to pee so we're both stuck here feeling too nice to get up and leave, and too awkward to talk

@dorky.m: since when have you cared about social niceties? didnt you drown all the fucks you didnt give?

@lilsevans: yk what ur right 

@lilsevans: ok i just left

@oldmacdonald: good lord that sounds horrible

@alice.not.in.wonderland: that really sucks for you

@lilsevans: i KNOW!

@marley: well i get there tomorrow so you just have to put up with her for the next couple of days

@alice.not.in.wonderland: and you'll have sirius and remus as well 

@marley: they're so cool even though they're dating, their dynamic hasnt changed to being so sappy 

@dorky.m: like frank and alice

@alice.not.in.wonderland: love y'all

@lilsevans: frank and alice were always sappy and dating tbh

@dorky.m: yeah i just meant thankfully they didn't get any sappier

@alice.not.in.wonderland: hate y'all

@lilsevans: anyway, thats a great idea i'll go irritate them thanks al

@dorky.m: random question you guys still wearing the masks?

@lilsevans: no james and i washed them off just a couple minutes before bella idk about sirius

@lilsevans: 99% sure he's done it too

a new post from @prongspotter

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@prongspotter: missed me?

tagged: @bellatierney

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@bellatierney: yes 
@prongspotter: you too

@franklyspeaking: where are your glasses lol? how are you not blind rn
@prongspotter: they're on my face now, i put them on when i got so blind i fell off the couch
@lilsevans: story time: this one time I was studying late so when i got to the heads dorm it was like 2 and i was tired and i opened to door to my room and found this ass asleep in my bed because he had forgotten his glasses when he went to the loo and wandered into my room thinking it was his
@siriuslypadfoot: wait i remember that, you woke me up to take him away but we ended up making cookies and falling asleep in prongs' room
@prongspotter: why didnt i get cookies? also dont expose me
@lilsevans: @prongspotter we ate them bed stealer
@bellatierney: hahahah what-

@pjo.hp.jily: the photo bleh, the story cute
@fuck-all-of-you-its-lames: yes omg
@solangelo_flowerpot: so true
@everlark-pevans: love them!! i'm writing a one-shot based on that
@doesitmatterwhattheyrecalled_LJ: ikkrrrrr
@liaisbreakingthefourthwall_omgjames&lily: ITS SO CUTEEE

@nataliedowner: omg lmfao my best friend is dating a kid who cant see
@bellatierney: lmao ikr
@prongspotter: I CAN SEE I JUST NEED GLASSES TO DO SO
@marley: yes james because that means you can see
@nataliedowner: so do you like wear glasses while doing it?
@prongspotter: what kind of a question is that lmfao
@bellatierney: lol nat ur crazy
@nataliedowner: yeah but do you
@marley: TMI SHUT UP

@moonylupin: has anyone seen lily?
@lilsevans: i'm sitting outside near Potter Lake 
@dorky.m: tHeY hAvE a lAke
@moonylupin: @lilsevans when did you leave?
@lilsevans: just now
@dorky.m: wHy dO tHey hAvE a lAkE
@lilsevans: @moonylupin get sirius and join me if u like
@siriuslypadfoot: why're you outside and not in the lake house?
@dorky.m: LAKE HOUSE?
@lilsevans: forgot keys
@siriuslypadfoot: dw i got u

a new post from @lilsevans

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@lilsevans: if we were meant to be, we would have been right now
pc: remus, no thanks to sirius for trying to fling a cusion at a bird fuck you sirius that was a cool bird

tagged: @moonylupin @siriuslypadfoot

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@marley: are you talking about ........?
@dorky.m: SHE IS TALKING ABOUT .........?
@emmyvance: OMG NO LILY ITS OK THATS NOT TRUE DONT LISTEN TO BILLIE EILLISH ABOUT BEING MEANT TO BE DONT GIVE UP ON .........
@lilsevans: SHUT UP AND LET ME BE DEEP ITS NOT ABOUT ........!
@alice.not.in.wonderland: you had us worried
@jollyjilylaughinglamesfloweringpots: whats ..........?
@oldmacdonald: none of your business love @jollyjilylaughinglamesfloweringpots

@siriuslypadfoot: its sm fun here, who knew lily actually has really good prank senses
@lilsevans: sirius black if you ruin anything i have planned for anyone at any point in time i will make sure your corpse regrets it as you soul makes it way down to hell
@siriuslypadfoot: sorry lily-
@prongspotter: you three planning to prank me? because that was obvious af
@moonylupin: @prongspotter yes no maybe dumbass

@seagullsdonut: how dare you try to hurt a bird
@siriuslypadfot: DONUT STEALER
@seagullsdonut: but you hurt a bird
@siriuslypadfoot: DONUT STEALER
@seagullsdonut: BIRD
@siriuslypadfoot: DONUT
@lilsevans: SHUT UP

@queenevans: OMG YOU'RE SO PRETTTTTTY
@have.a.dam: ngl you're right, she's gorgeous
@lilsevans: @queenevans @have.a.dam you flatter me

from @siriuslypadfoot to JILY/LAMES

@siriuslypadfoot: you guys will never believe the genius idea i just had for project GLAB

@marley: whatever it is, we need to get on it soon, what with Bella around

@moonylupin: well you're coming in tomorrow, and peter is coming day after and everyone else in coming shortly after that so we can slowly begin it 

@alice.not.in.wonderland: yeah that would work because Lily is not someone to date a person she knows only for a couple days, she needs time

@franklyspeaking: and marlene is her best friend so she can check out the guy as well

@siriuslypadfoot: sounds great, i'll introduce the kid tomorrow

@wormtail: just btw, are you talking about that kid??

@moonylupin: good job peter, yes we are

@dorky.m: at this point im not even going to bother asking get on with it

@emmyvance: to think at one point you guys used this group for screaming about and shipping flowerpot (which btw does not have good representation on the title)

@oldmacdonald: yeah i know its so ironic we're using it to set lils up with someone

@wormtail: we should probably change the name..

@emmyvance: just to be sure, underneath all that support for our friends we still ship flowerpot right?

@oldmacdonald: yes

@siriuslypadfoot: *lames, yes

@marley: *jily, yes 

@moonylupin: *fuck y'all she was perfectly right dont u worry em, and yes

@dorky.m: *lames and yes

@alice.not.in.wonderland: *they both support jily goddammit and yes

@franklyspeaking: flowerpot is related to plants, and is therefore supreme, and yes

@wormtail: but lames is funny, and yes

@oldmacdonald: stop the war, and just to be clear we all still ship james and lily?

@marley: pretty much

@oldmacdonald: now thats out of the way

@oldmacdonald has changed the name of JILY/LAMES to Project GLAB

a/n: *evil laughter resonates all around* the ending was marvelous imsoscareddonthurtme👏

i am genuinely scared atp about this, and the next lot of chapters because of some conversations i've been having (you know which lovely people you are, despite the threats to poor bella you're amazing) and all i can really say is please dont hurt me

anyway, hope y'all stay safe, and healthy, make sure to stay within covid guidelines whether or not you're vaccinated because ily and don't want you to fall sick

lots of love from ana ♥️