"Nyaghhh!" Undyne was lying around with her boyfriend Papyrus. She found out that she didn't actually love Alphys-Chan, so here we are. Papyrus and Undyne, sexing on their uncle's couch. That's right, Papyrus and Undyne are related! Don't worry, this is NOT incest. Please. This is my only way to make a living, this is the sad truth of life. I hate women. 

Anyway, Undyne was shoving a pillow of Papyrus' ass. The pillow was from Walmart, it was a pink and green striped pattern. Oh, you want me to describe what they're wearing? Nothing. Stupid woman. Yeah, that was an epic roast.

Papyrus cried in pleasure, "Oh Undyne, I am so pleased with how you're sexing me!"

"Wait, this was just what Sans wanted me to do and record. He said he would use it for himself tonight, do you know what that means, babe?"

"Uh...he's going to just watch the video like a..a cat video. Right?"

"Oh...sweetie...let me show you what he is really going to do~"

"U-Undyne...you are scaring me..please d-don't...what is that yellow thing in your hand?"

Undyne had Flowey in her hand. Flowey was screaming, "Oh my god! I thought that I was supposed to be the bad guy!! Don't put me up that jello thing!" Flowey was referring to Papyrus' buttocks.

"Wara wara!" Undyne said in her native tongue, whilst sticking her tongue out to emphasize that she was saying something in her native tongue.

Papyrus shart out a little baby penguin. "UNDYNE HE IS BITING AT MY SCROTUM! PLEASE GET HIM OUT!!" 

Undyne sighed, "You're such a buzzkill, Papy. Aww! You birthed a cute little baby. What do you want to name him?"

"His name should be Brazil!" Papyrus said in response.

Flowey had been taken out, so he said, "Yeah, because only super smart parents name their child after a country! Duh!"

Undyne whispered into her baby boy's ear, "I recorded this all for Sans...he's going to watch this with you tonight. Your soul is going to feel so guilty from fucking your brother! God, it'll be AMAZWING! CHICKEN WINGS! #VEGANLIFE!"

Papyrus stood up and ran to the door. "My sweet, you're scaring me a lot right now.." As Papyrus was about to open the door and escape, Undyne threw Flowey into a paper shredder. She unzipped and showed her true form. It's my OC, Lunar! 

Lunar is ten, is a part of the KKK, and has no friends. She likes to wear a unique bracelet that is made out of 82 karat gold and has her middle name engraved into it. Her middle name is Slick. Lunar Slick Seyar. She looks white, but is actually Korean. She is wearing a blue and yellow plaid skirt, a slightly over sized white sweater. Along with this she wore light gray tights and leather boots, because she is very vegan. She also has a nose ring, purple hair that fades out to dark green, and typically wears a choker that has "BROKEN" written on it. Lunar doesn't enjoy wearing shoes. Her famous quote is, "Hehehe, XDD! I'm so hot!!" She has all of Sans' powers, except they're extra powerful and she has 100001 HP.

Flowey is gone by the way, quite an important note. Don't worry kids! He is in heaven with all the other characters. #UNDERTALELIVESONFOREVEROMGGGG

Lunar blindfolded Papyrus. Ooh, very kinky. She threw him onto the couch and tied him up with her powers. She pulled her phone out of her fingernail and called Sans. "Get over here, now."