Next on Gumball!
Yoosung sent you another nude with that Mr. Stella smile, "u think me sexy, bby?" He sent over text.
You moaned and took your wedding dress off. It was in the shape of a pepperoni pineapple pizza. You sent a picture of your wedding dress on the floor, "no. ur too short. look at dress!"
Yoosung called you. You picked up right at the first ring. He spoke in ching chong, "HELLO KONEECHEEEWAAA!! AUUUGHHH I AM GOING TO FAINT SO MUCH FLUFFY MILK! MMM SLIMEY! BABY I LOVE YOU! YOU'RE SO SLIMEY!!"
You moaned softly. "I want some real food in YOUR vending machine, daddy~"
He smirked, "Let me show you something, MC." He stood up from his gaming high chair (well he is the youngest out of all the characters!) and started chanting. "Yocreskymoneskypolostyqerktuypoylonmbov!" He crawled through the screen into your lap. "IT IS I! Jumin Han! The controlling sadist weird but SEXY business man! I have a crush on Jumin Han! Hi it is me ZENZO! BIG NECK SNAKE NECK V!"
You touched where Yoosung should have a nose. Asian standards, am I right? "I'm gonna eat your last meatball, baybee. Come into my room."
"Uh...MC, you're already in your room..I thought you would look cute, but..you haven't showered in...a year?"
"All to make sure you can become a cloud!"
He rubbed the back of his weird neck. "Aha..well...you look nice today." He awkwardly said.
"Hey Yoosung! Take this." You handed him a zloopex colored pill with a friendly smile on your face.
Yoosung had the mind of an aborted fetus, so he gladly took it and said, "Goo goo ga ga! Why did you abort me, lady gaga?"
Jumin popped out from the Minecraft trapdoor  and growled. Jumin has turned into a tiger! What are the odds of that?
He pounced onto Yoosung and ripped Yoosung's hair off.
"Yum tasty!" Jumin screeched and gobbled that Sunny D blonde hair right up. Jumin burped and went right back down the trapdoor where he was birthed.
Yoothug was panting heavily and touching his new bald head.
"How shiny is it, Y/N? Oh wait, let me check myself!" Yoosung tore his eyeballs off of his forehead and looked at himself, "Oh yeah I'm so hot!!" He licked his lips and took his tongue out. He pet his tongue a bit and handed it to you.
You grinned and set his tongue onto your tongue. "Look! We're togneuz kisthing!!" You winked at him.
He shoved his eyes back into place, but they were looking at your breasts/man nipples.
You scolded your dating simulator (it isn't, okay?) boyfriend. "HEY! My eyes are up here!"
He kept staring. His eyes were stuck in place, just like what happened in Spongeybobby!
You slapped him across the face and did the Elvis lip t h i n g . "OoOoOOoOoOoOooHHhh loOk iNtO mY eAaaaaaRrrrrSssssssSss!!"
You took his head and banged in into the side of your head.
"Oh parental guardian...please do it again.." Yoosung begged.
Right as you were about to fulfill Yoosung's needs, Jumin opened the Minecraft trapped door and dragged the both of you down with him.
You never knew what lied beneath the trapdoor and honestly, you never wanted to find out. Turns out it was a prison cell.
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