Location: Soejammy's House.

Time: Day

In the house on planet Earth, Soejammy was currently lying down on the couch as he took a sip of Pepsi. He was enjoying some relaxation, but it was soon ruined when a certain lilac haired Goddess crashed through the roof and scared him.

Soejammy: OH MY IRENE!!!

Neptune: Hey Jammy!

Soejammy: WHY ARE YOU SO CASUAL!!! AGAIN, WITH THE ROOF NEP!!!

Soejammy gestures to the roof above them as there were many fixed holes of Neptune crashing through it.

Soejammy: Every time you decide to "drop" by you make another hole!!!

Neptune: Not my fault that my-

Realizing Soejammy made a pun, Neptune facepalms and looks at him.

Neptune: You had to make that pun?

Soejammy: Of course I did. You had it coming.

Neptune: Whatever. So, did you get the flier I sent you?

Soejammy: What flier? I hardly EVER get mail here. Like, I barely ever get mail unless I order something online. Like my Vanguard Cards I now play.

Neptune began to sweat as she looked to the side.

Neptune: Oh, so then... You're not gonna like what's about to happen...

Feeling nervous by what Neptune said, Soejammy began to ask.

Soejammy: I don't like that... Why did you-

Before Soejammy could ask, a teleportation beam hit him from above and began to take him somewhere.

Neptune: And... It happened...

Location: Coliseum

In a random location in the Universe, Soejammy is sent to a place where a coliseum floats in space. The teleportation beam soon impacts against the ground with Soejammy still in mid-sentence.

Soejammy: -say it like that???

Noticing the sudden change of surroundings, Soejammy began to look around him in shock at being in a random coliseum.

Soejammy: WHAT IN THE FUCK!? WHERE THE HELL AM I?! IS THIS A COLISEUM?!

In the coliseum, there was no one in the bleachers as a voice soon rang out.

Neptune (Intercom): AND HELLO AUDIENCE!!! WELCOME TO THE FIRST ADDITION OF: SOEJAMMY VS!!!

Soejammy: NEPTUNE?! THE HELL IS THIS?!

Neptune (Intercom): Your new addition to your content! Soejammy VS!!

Soejammy: How is putting me into a coliseum going to help!? There isn't ANYONE HERE!!!

Neptune (Intercom): Not yet there isn't! We got to get some episodes out first!

Soejammy: WITH WHAT BUDGET!?

Neptune soon pulled out an advertisement picture of a soda can with the label "Creative Juice" on it.

Neptune (Intercom): With fake sponsorships of course!! This first episode is sponsored by the new hit drink "Creative Juice"!! Want to write stories and make your own art with ideas that you can't think of on the fly? Then buy some Creative Juice Soejammy drinks! It sure gives your brain a blast!!

Neptune opens the can and begins to drink it and smacks her lips in enjoyment of the drink.

Soejammy: Hey! That's my personal stash!! Keep your Nep hands out of it!!

Neptune (Intercom): Then don't leave it in a place where I can touch it!!

Soejammy was about to say something when he heard the sound of alarms going off.

Soejammy: What the hell is that?

Neptune (Intercom): Ooooo~!! Our first fighter!!

Soejammy: Come again?

Neptune (Intercom): That's what she said!! But also, it's a fighter you know too well. Someone you even used as a template for a certain book~

Soejammy: Oh, please... Who could you have found to bring here anyway?

Teleporting into the coliseum a man began to walk towards Soejammy without him even noticing.

Soejammy: For all we know, this is some prank just to get me worried and scared. Forget it Neptune, your tricks are NOT going to work on me!!

???: Says the guy that used my model for his book.

Soejammy: Eh?

A sword soon shows itself as it was near Soejammy's head and made him go wide eyed.

Soejammy: Oooooooh shiiiiiiiit...

Looking behind him, Soejammy could see the person who talked to him and made his jaw drop. Who Soejammy was facing against, was Raiden from the Metal Gear series. Or more normally the Metal Gear Rising game with Raiden being the main protagonist for that game.

Soejammy: Okay... First off, how... Secondly, WHAT THE FUCK NEPTUNE?!

Neptune (Intercom): Oh, come on!! You have to have seen this coming!! Kojima was going to come for your butt considering you used Raiden as your model for your readers!

Soejammy: OUT OF LOVE FOR THE SERIES KOJIMA MADE!!! IT IS A FAN-FICTION BOOK!!! WHY CALL THE CYBORG NINJA HIMSELF HERE!?

Raiden: Because no one rips off my own image and gets away with it.

Soejammy: I put in the disclaimer that I don't even own the pictures or music I even use at the START of each book!! And under the law of copywriting, all information or pictures shared online is fair of free use as long as the person who originally created it is given props! Yes, most pictures I used are mostly found online and I found many that gave me ideas, BUT I do NOT take credit for making them at all as I wish to give my readers a show for their favorite series!! My passion for writing should not be judged for wanting to show love to my favorite games or shows!! Even memes!! I make references to anime and shows along with memes as I know there are people who love them!! I do it all for the fans and love making stuff for them!!

Raiden, looking at Soejammy, soon sheathed his sword away into the scaber on his back. Raiden turned to have his back towards Soejammy with words to say.

Raiden: Well, you do make a good point. And my scanners never picked up a lie from what I could pick up on you...

Soejammy looked hopeful in hearing Raiden say that as he looked from side to side.

Soejammy: So, a-am I free to go...? Am I okay from being attacked?

Raiden: Oh, I never said that.

Raiden soon activated Ripper mode as a red aura soon encased his body and gave a red glint in his eye with a smile.

Raiden: Because I'm here to cause a meme of my own!!!

Soejammy: NO GOD DAMN IT!!!

Raiden soon charged in towards Soejammy with every intent to begin punching him, but Soejammy soon turned into a buff anime man!!

Soejammy: Just try your luck, you little bastard!!

https://youtu.be/4GdezkpJZH0

Raiden soon began to deliver punch after punch at Soejammy as each punch was unfazed by him as Soejammy was smirking. Raiden soon tried to gut punch Soejammy, but it still didn't faze him.

Raiden: What is this bullshit!?

Soejammy: Meme-machines, son. They activate in response to memes that I have seen to counteract against.

Soejammy flexed his muscles and soon punched the ground to create a pothole and crack the ground.

Soejammy: You can't out meme me, Jack. Not you, or your one-arm.

Raiden: What are you even-

Raiden soon felt something happen as he looked to see his left arm had been cut off and looked to Soejammy who was the one responsible for it. To mock Raiden, Soejammy used Raiden's arm to wave at him with it.

Raiden: SHIT!! NOT AGAIN!!!

Encounter - End.

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